The team assigned to collect wedding rings, came back to the base with 100 rings. But the priest, Father Paththiri, to conduct the ceremony was flying along with Abu Zilzila.
"I want you to bring his head here." Commander Lejjari ordered some of his men. "Go and find out this holy dick, now. He cannot escape from us."
"Please leave him alone," Cindy said. "He has done his duty. Now we don't need his service anymore. Just offer me the rings. That's all."
"OK. We are listening to our queen." Lejjari laughed and said. "So let's offer our ring to our lady and be her groom."
Lajjari offered the first one, and others continued offering the rings.
After the ceremony, commander Lejjari and his hundred guards gathered together in a hall in the farmhouse where they were staying, to celebrate their wedding.
While doing the wedding toast Lejjari said.
"Comrade let us celebrate our marriage like a colorful Roman festival of love. But we don't have here hundreds of concubines to cheer up and nibble the sweetness of the real lust. We have only one Helen here. Let us dance with her on this golden night where nightingales sing love songs."
"We can put our queen in the wine and let us drink it." One guard said others laughed.
The celebration started with the lovely tune of the accordion and flute. The clinking sound of the champagne glasses set a melody there when they made their 101 toasts. Cindy danced with them.
After the party, commander Lejjari went to Cindy's room which was named The Chamber of Love. She was lying on the bed inside the pavilion, a king-size master bed covered with a velvet curtain.
Peeping behind the curtain, Lajjari said.
"Darling, being the commander of the brigade, they assigned me to expose you to the thrills of our endless white night of romance."
"You are welcome, but please note that you can't expose me fully until you possess the keys of my virgin shield." She said.
"Virgin shield..?"
"Yeah, I am protected with a virgin shield." She replied.
"What joke is this..?" Commander laughed loudly. "Tell me. What we should do to possess the said key? Do we need to fight with a lion in a coliseum? Or do we need to get a nuclear warhead from a black market? Tell me about your virgin shield."
She replied to him in a pleasant voice.
"Virgin shield is a metallic shield, a metallic pantie, to protect the secret part of a lady"
"Then, how did you get it?" Lajjari asked and came into the pavilion. He sat near to her on the bed.
She continued. "After the death of my husband, one night, I found him in my mirror. He told me that a group of saints with red eyes were coming from the Water Mountain located in the Dark Continent of Satan. They will burn our city and baptize people in the blood. But their main intention is to find out the hideout of their rebel leader White Satan who is hiding in the secret part of a lady living in this city. So they will catch every woman and examine their secret part to find out their enemy, The White Satan. To accomplish this task, they have developed a special scope called Satan Scope. So you must be a locked virgin with the protective virgin shield. When they see this shield of virginity, they will exclude you from their search, because those who have this shield are free from Satan's occupation. My husband stole this shield from an ancient Chinese Shaolin Temple located in a remote Tibet valley and gave it to me."
Lajjari laughed loudly and said. "This is more beautiful than a colorful fantasy movie. Ok dear, show me that magic shield."
She removed her skirt and innerwear. Lajjari could see a metallic silver-colored pantie with a keyhole. He touched it. "I have not seen any magic like this in my life. Really, it is Satanic fun, because Satan is the enemy of humans." Angrily he said and looked at Cindy for a few seconds.
"So, where is the key to this illusion?" He asked loudly. Everybody heard that roaring. Some of them came to the room.
Lajjari laughed loudly and said to them.
"Our holy bride has been protected with a virgin shield, a metallic pantie with a key. Now, we have another mission to fulfill to celebrate our wedding of night."
Lejjari's reddish angry eyes stared at her. In that fierce anger, Lajjari sang like a character in opera and asked her with funny gestures. "My lovely, the darling of 101 soldiers, could you please let us know where the key is? Is it in the sky, in the ocean, or on the earth itself?"
"As per my husband's instruction, the key I have dispatched to Saint Valentine's castle located at Uranium Desert of Yofrican shore." She said.
"Where is this Uranium desert and Yofrica? Is this an African cost? Lajjari asked his men.
"Yofrica is not in Africa. This is an invisible island situated in the Channel Ocean." She said.
"Invisible island and ocean of devil. An amazing fairy tale..!" Lajjari said with a deep sigh of anger. "We will use a grenade to unmask this Satanic fun."
"Channel Ocean is a sand forest located in the middle Sahara desert. Invisible Island is an ancient castle in that desert. Half of it is under sand hills." Cindy said.
"That means we have to go to the Sahara desert to get this key, right comrade?" Lajjari roared. Flames came from his red eyes.
"Let me see the shield." One man from the gang said. He was a specialist in metallurgy. He thoroughly checked the shield with his hand and water then finally with his tongue.
"This is Pockoronium, a rare synthetic metal developed by Shaolin Monks of China in the 18th century. They used this metal to make shields and armatures for soldiers. Pockoronium is a weightless metal but too hard to melt or cut."
"Too hard to cut or melt? Then we will use our firecrackers to perish it." Lajjari said angrily.
"But it can be melted very quickly in the Acid Cocktail of Antichrist," Metallurgist said.
"What is that, the Acid Cocktail of Antichrist?" Commander asked. Now he has some hope. Interestingly he looked Cindy.
"This is a mixture of the breast milk of a mermaid and Dracula Berry, a rare acid fruit," Metallurgist said.
"Oh my God….The breast milk of a mermaid? That would be very easy to get." He took a deep breath. "OK. Then the second content, the Dracula Berry, what is that?" Lejjari's anger spread all over his body. Without controlling it, he started to show funny gestures and moments like steps of dance.
"This is a red berry. It can be seen in the valley of the Carpathian corridor, a passage in the mountain valley, where thousands of soldiers had shed their blood during the Turkish wars. This berry cannot be seen always. It will appear once every 150 years, during the passing of planet Jupiter to Mandrosphere, the pink light zone of Mandro Star."
"That means the Antichrist needs to come to make this cocktail." Lajjari threw one wine glass and asked the metallurgist in a horrible voice. "Who can bring Antichrist?"
"Do you know any other solution to break this Satanic fun?" Lejjari's deputy asked the metallurgist.
"Yeah, Devil Tonic also can be used to melt it."
"Ok. But, do we need to bring Tarzan or Phantom to make this Devil Tonic?" Another one asked. Lajjari was fed up and tired.
"Very simply we can make it…" Metallurgist said. "Frist needs to get the Mama's Ass, a yellow flower growing in the Mayan valley of Peruvian Andes. Then, keep the flower in the female lion's urine for 18 months."
"Mama's ass and 18 bloody months..? We don't have even 18 seconds to waste for this Shaolin fun." Lejjari said. "OK. Then what shall we do with this metallic bride?" He looked at Cindy.
"Let's make the Bloody Cathy cocktail with her blood and drink." One man said.
"No, no, she is our darling. Let us dance with her and enjoy our wedding night." Lejjari said. He called Cindy to dance. "Play the 9th Symphony of Beethoven," Lejjari ordered.
The symphony played there from a gramophone. Cindy danced with her 101 grooms. The last term was Lejjari's. He danced very romantically like a Victorian duke. By the end of the performance, he seduced her with chloroform. When she became unconscious they put her in a wooden box. She was in her wedding dress in an attractive look.
"This would be our gift for our bloody rebel leader Udani the bastard…" Lejjari told to his men. "Udani is a vampire womanizer. So, he can't ignore our beautiful present. We will put this box in the river and let her flow to the hands of Udani camped down the river. Then, what would be the next story? He will spend his wartime to play with this Shaolin fun. Let him go to the Sahara to find out the key of the virgin shield or let him make the pretty Acid Cocktail of Antichrist or the Devil Tonic to melt the shield? By that time, we can advance to his territory and capture his base."
That was a wise decision for everybody. They made a sendoff ceremony for their dearest bride at the river bank in the moonlight.
The 101 grooms of Cindy said goodbye to her by offering flowers. After the 101 gun salute by firing upward, they put the box containing their darling in the murmuring current of the river and let her flow calmly along with the rhythm of the tinkling waves. Cindy the sleeping beauty, wearing garland, did not hear the crying of some of her grooms.