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In this match, our main striker, the Third Hokage, scored a world-class goal!
The enemy was then engulfed in the vast ocean of people's war!
Well, thankfully, war doesn't need live broadcasts. Even if it did need live broadcasts, the host's role couldn't be given to Haori. Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to say anything.
So, looking at the Third Hokage's fighting stance, he could only imagine some inappropriate lines.
Although the Third Hokage was aggressively charging forward, sweeping and stabbing with his staff, he seemed to have no match for now. But it looked like the Kazekage was about to move. Maybe the two village leaders were going to have a head-on clash.
The Third Hokage was strong, but when danger was about to arrive, a reminder was still necessary. It was essential to prepare mentally in advance. At least, he wouldn't be caught off guard. So, Haori immediately reported this news to the command center.
After the message was transmitted to the command center, the order passed back to Haori was to continue monitoring. This way, Haori understood what to do. As for what was happening on the ground, he trusted Tsunade to handle it.
So, Haori continued to monitor the enemy ahead.
Actually, the distance he was traveling back and forth was now very short. He could basically monitor the entire battlefield by staying in the air in the middle. He didn't need to fly back and forth because the ninjas on both sides were now intertwined, and the entire scale of the battlefield was beginning to shrink.
But just as Haori had a heroic thought, "I can fly all day," the bird he was sitting on suddenly transmitted a kind of emotion.
Yes, although the Eight-legged Crow couldn't talk like some toads or snakes, Haori could still sense some of its intentions through the contract seal.
He stepped on the Eight-legged Crow's back, walking step by step until he reached its head. Then, he squatted down. From here, he could see the Eight-legged Crow's eyes.
"Do you want to attack?"
Haori patted the Eight-legged Crow's head. Although their eyeballs were disproportionate in size, they were indeed communicating through eye contact.
He was talking to the Eight-legged Crow, but he was also talking to himself.
Yes, the Eight-legged Crow had just transmitted its intention to attack the enemy to Haori. Its attack method was unknown for now, but Haori would absolutely not agree if the Eight-legged Crow wanted to attack by lowering its altitude.
Currently, his altitude was maintained at about 200 meters. The air at this distance was basically considered safe because it was difficult to have a jutsu with a range of 200 meters, let alone an attack targeting an aerial target.
But if the Eight-legged Crow wanted to lower its altitude, that was another story. If it wanted to lower its altitude and give the enemy a swipe, that wouldn't do. It would definitely be shot down.
"Wait, wait!"
Haori instantly figured out the Eight-legged Crow's attack method!
It couldn't lower its altitude, but it could carry out an air raid! And it could also target specific targets!
Yes, drop its excrement into the enemy formation!
Imagine if the Eight-legged Crow could drop its poop on the Kazekage's head. Just imagine the scene… He, Shiraishi Haori, would have made the greatest contribution since the establishment of the ninja village system, no, since the Six Paths Sage founded the Ninshu!
The Fourth Kazekage was struck by a half-ton high-altitude object (a certain type of bird droppings) and died.
What a tragic life, what a strong aura his epitaph would have!
Even if the poop didn't kill him, it would disgust him to death. After being hit by this thing, Haori didn't believe the Kazekage would have the face to show himself in public.
From now on, Gaara would be born with the smell of poop, wouldn't he? That would be the family aura of the Kazekage family from now on!
So, not only did Haori not restrict the Eight-legged Crow's attack intentions, he didn't restrict it at all. Instead, he actively helped it aim, alright?
Among the group of people in the Suna ninja command center, one person was very arrogant and wore a straw hat with the character "Wind" written on it.
It was because of this characteristic that Haori judged that this person's identity was likely the Kazekage. Otherwise, he didn't recognize the Kazekage's face, which was a common face. How could he make that judgment?
That little straw hat, was it for rain protection?
But…
Do you know how large the attack area of the Eight-legged Crow's droppings is? Ha, ha, just kidding. That little straw hat was useless!
It had been living in Ryuchi Cave these past few days, and it hadn't been able to digest its food for a long time. It had been flying for half a day now, and it was holding it in!
Unfortunately, Haori guessed the beginning of the story but not the end.
What the Eight-legged Crow produced was much more extravagant than poop!
After getting close to the Suna ninja command center, Haori calculated the enemy's speed, our side's speed, and considered the effects of wind speed and air resistance, striving for precise bombing!
He was prepared to smear the Kazekage's face!
The enemy ninjas had actually discovered long ago that there was a bird with a person standing on it, flying over the battlefield. They could also anticipate that it was the Leaf Village's reconnaissance method, but they couldn't do anything about that height and distance.
Their own actions were exposed to the enemy's eyes. This was definitely a tactical blunder. It could be said that Haori had caused quite a bit of pain to the Suna ninja's command system.
Now, the bird was flying straight over again. But this time, the Suna ninjas didn't pay much attention. They could watch. After all, they couldn't attack from the air, and he couldn't attack them from the air.
If he was willing to lower his altitude to attack? That would be great. Their numerical advantage could take him down in two seconds. But obviously, the enemy wasn't that stupid.
However, one ninja noticed something different.
It looked like the bird was pulling a white line vertically?
Huh, what was that?
But no matter what it was, on this highly tense battlefield, his mouth reacted faster than his brain.
"Enemy attack!!!"
Then…
"Boom!!"
A large bird egg fell at the ninja's feet. But the egg didn't break, it exploded.
It exploded, it exploded, it exploded!
Then, boom, boom, boom, boom!
Continuous explosions!
At this moment, the Suna ninjas were dumbfounded!
We agreed to be friendly and fight on land. Why do you guys have an air force and bombers?
Ref, this isn't scientific, this isn't fair!
At this moment, it wasn't just the Suna ninjas who were dumbfounded, the Leaf Village was also dumbfounded, and even Haori was dumbfounded.
When he saw that the Eight-legged Crow hadn't dropped poop, but eggs, he actually wanted to persuade it, don't be so extravagant. That was all your hard work. You're young and don't know the value of eggs. It'll hurt you in the future!
Then, he heard the explosions and saw the smoke rising from the Suna ninja command center…
His brain didn't react for a moment. What was that? Broken egg yolk?
Then, amidst the explosions, he understood. This was not egg yolk at all, it was a thermobaric bomb!
You're a bomber. Why didn't you tell me before? Well, it has limited intelligence and can't speak. It didn't blow up Haori when he captured it that day.
It's not clear if the Kazekage was blown up, but did Haori unknowingly destroy the Suna ninja's command system?!
The White Yaksha, who had decided to keep a low profile for now, was making a scene again, alright.
But Haori didn't think so.
In this war, he was personally very sad.
He wasn't useless, but he was bird-useless. He wasn't useless, but he was egg-useless!
(ShixT9: puns probably, just pretend theyre funny in english)
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