"Let me tell you, Madara has a peculiar habit. If someone stands behind him, he can't pee."
"My efforts are not as good as mine."
"His smile was so frightening it made the village children cry."
"Ha ha ha ha."
It seems the First Hokage hasn't talked about Uchiha Madara with anyone for a long time, and he was getting more talkative.
He shared stories from his youth with Uchiha Madara, and Uchiha Nan listened with great interest.
The stories shown in the anime are just the tip of the iceberg of their legendary lives, and hearing them firsthand was far more engaging.
Uchiha Nan also learned little-known stories about Uchiha Madara.
For instance, once, when they went to a restaurant, both assumed the other would pay, so neither brought money. The owner caught them trying to dine and dash, detaining them to wash dishes for a day to settle the debt.
Also, Uchiha Madara had a first love.
This was big news. Curious about the gossip, Uchiha Nan approached Senju Hashirama, eager for details.
Which girl managed to capture Madara's heart?
Senju Hashirama wasn't sure, but he recalled Madara whispering about confessing his feelings and teasing Hashirama about being single, saying he'd be alone forever.
Predictably, the girl told Madara she saw him only as a brother, which troubled him deeply.
"Madara, after his failed confession, was depressed for a long time. I was the one who helped him get over the heartbreak."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Senju Hashirama laughed, recalling Madara's lovesick and despondent demeanor.
It's sad when a best friend's confession fails, but if it succeeded, he'd be the sad one, laughed at for being single. Better the friend than him.
"I remember when I married Mito, Madara secretly met me. He looked angry and unconvinced but still gave me a gift. I heard he saved for a month to buy it."
Senju Hashirama continued reminiscing about him and Madara. Uchiha Nan listened quietly, occasionally chiming in. Madara would likely be embarrassed by these stories. Uchiha Nan enjoyed hearing about these awkward moments.
Senju Hashirama was happy to satisfy his junior'sHere's a refined version of your narrative with improved grammar and clarity:
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"Let me tell you, Madara has a funny quirk. If someone stands behind him, he can't pee."
"My efforts are not as good as mine."
"His smile was so scary it would make the village children cry."
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"Ha ha ha ha."
It seems that the First Hokage hasn't talked about Uchiha Madara with anyone for a long time, and once he starts, he can't stop.
He shared stories about his youth with Uchiha Madara, and Uchiha Nan listened with great interest.
The stories shown in the anime are just the tip of the iceberg in their legendary lives, and hearing them firsthand was far more captivating.
Uchiha Nan learned little-known stories about Uchiha Madara.
For instance, there was a time when they went to a restaurant expecting the other to pay, so neither brought money. The owner caught them trying to dine and dash, detaining them for a day to wash dishes and pay off their debt.
Also, Uchiha Madara had a first love.
This was big news. Curious about the gossip surrounding such a legendary figure, Uchiha Nan leaned in eagerly and asked Senju Hashirama to elaborate.
Which girl from the clan captured Madara's heart?
Senju Hashirama wasn't sure, but he recalled Madara whispering about a confession and teasing Hashirama for being single and doomed to loneliness.
The outcome was predictable. The girl told Madara she only saw him as a brother, leaving him troubled.
"Madara was downcast for a long time after his failed confession. I was there to help him through his heartbreak."
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