"You think I'm joking?" Shuai Yu wiped the sweat off his brow, noticing Su Hang's skeptical expression. "You didn't believe me when I said I had a pretty cousin, did you? Well, here she is! Sure, I might not look the part, but our family genes are top-tier."
Su Hang glanced at the girl, then back at Shuai Yu, struggling to connect the dots. "This is insane. Either you're some kind of genetic mutation, or your parents found you on the side of the road."
The girl couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Shuai Yu rolled his eyes. "Go ahead, roast me all you want. Xiaoyu, let's ignore him and find some breakfast. I'm starving."
He was about to lead the girl away when Su Hang stepped in front of him.
"Hey, that's not fair! You drag me out here early in the morning just to ditch me?"
"What do you want, then?" Shuai Yu asked, crossing his arms with a smirk.
Pulling Shuai Yu aside, Su Hang flicked him hard on the forehead, making him wince. "You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Don't make me break out the *Thousand Years of Death*!"
Su Hang mimed the infamous gesture.
"Wait! No!" Shuai Yu panicked, his face paling. He glanced nervously at the girl and hissed, "Don't tell me you're interested in my cousin. Let me warn you—her standards are sky-high. You wouldn't even make it into the competition. I called you here just to show off!"
"Seriously?" Su Hang looked both annoyed and amused. "Who said I'm interested in your cousin? But you can't just drag me out here to brag and then leave. By the way, what's her name?"
Shuai Yu looked like he was ready to throttle him. "If you're not interested, why do you care? If you've got the guts, go ask her yourself!"
Feeling mischievous, Su Hang smirked. "Ask her? I'll figure it out on my own."
"Ha! Let's see you try!" Shuai Yu laughed. "If you can guess her name, I'll change my last name from Shuai to Chou (Ugly)."
"You said it!" Su Hang grinned and walked toward the girl.
"What are you two whispering about over there?" the girl asked as Su Hang approached.
Before he could respond, Shuai Yu cut in. "This guy says he can guess your name. He even bet me on it. Xiaoyu, don't give him any hints!"
The girl rolled her eyes. "both of you are so childish. I'm not playing along."
She turned to leave, but Su Hang suddenly called out, "Your name is Qin Shiyu, isn't it?"
The girl stopped in her tracks, staring at him in surprise. "Do you know me?"
Shuai Yu stumbled, nearly falling over. Su Hang had nailed it.
Shrugging, Su Hang wiggled his fingers in mock divination. "I calculated it."
"Yeah, right." Qin Shiyu wasn't buying it. She turned to Shuai Yu. "You must've told him at some point and forgot."
"I remember now!" Shuai Yu smacked his forehead. "He must've seen your photo. You're one of Rong University's new campus belles, right? That photo from the top-eight beauties list—he must've seen it!"
Su Hang didn't bother to argue. "Doesn't matter how I knew. Either way, your last name is *Chou* now."
"Cheater!" Shuai Yu grumbled, clearly unconvinced.
Smirking, Su Hang upped the ante. "Want to bet again? Pick anyone in the park, and I'll guess their name too!"
Shuai Yu looked ready to accept, but Qin Shiyu stopped him with a laugh. "Give it a rest, or your new last name will be *Dumb* next."
Su Hang burst out laughing.
Deflated, Shuai Yu could only shoot him a middle finger. "Worst friend ever."
Name:Qin Shiyu
Age: 21
Level:None
Extractable Skills:
1. CET-6-English
Extract and refine? [Yes] or [No]
2.The Eighth Set of Radio Gymnastics
Extract and refine? [Yes] or [No]
This information popped into Su Hang's mind, courtesy of his system. As long as someone's level didn't exceed his, he could scan their basic details. However, the data was limited to name, age, and a list of skills—no personal measurements or private details.
"The Eighth Set of Radio Gymnastics? What's that?" Su Hang chuckled at the absurdity. The system never failed to amuse him.
The three left the park and found a noodle shop for breakfast. Although Su Hang had already eaten, he wasn't shy about taking advantage of Shuai Yu's treat. After all, his stomach was practically bottomless.
"Su Hang, seriously… how can you eat so much?" Shuai Yu and Qin Shiyu stared in disbelief at the towering stack of empty steamer baskets beside him.
Even the noodle shop owner came over, astonished. "Young man, I've run this shop for years, and I've never seen anyone with your appetite. You've really opened my eyes today."
The three had ordered eleven baskets of buns. Shuai Yu and Qin Shiyu barely finished one between them, leaving Su Hang to devour the other ten—sixty buns in total. Despite the sheer volume, his stomach didn't show any sign of bloating.
Awkwardly, Su Hang chuckled as he swallowed his last bun, noticing that every eye in the shop was on him. "Heh, guess I was hungrier than I thought!"