2 Days Later
So yea the Zabuza and Haku scene played out exactly as it did in cannon.
At least that's what I would be saying If I didn't have this weird looking hickey on my neck. You know when I was a kid I thought this thing looked pretty cool. Not anymore. At least that's what my throbbing head has to say. God why can't this world make aspirins already, it can't be that hard.
Yes, I'm implying that weird snake fucker came looking for me
And yeah, the guy was the stuff of nightmares.
I'm thanking whatever God is out there for at least giving that snake fucker patience. If not for that I'd be crying somewhere in a bed in Otogakure.
Yea I'm not ashamed to cry if I was a child left alone in diddy's room
I mean Orochimaru
Well same thing.
You can't even argue its not the same thing. One is promising you power and the wish to kill your brother. And the other is promising a successful music career. Both having to pay a high price of your own dignity, and are branded with a mark of obedience. Oh my god did Masashi Kishimoto go to a diddy party in his youth.
Does he know the Japanese diddy?
Anyways the curse mark hade me knocked out for 2 days. With me having to sleep outside due to my mood swings and killing aura that made Tsunami and Inari pass out. Well at least that little shit doesn't have the courage to back-talk me because he's too afraid of me.
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Flashback 2 Days ago
The air was thick with mist, the oppressive weight of battle still clinging to Team 7 as they stood on the damp forest floor. Kakashi lay unconscious, his body slack in Naruto's arms. The silver-haired jonin had pushed himself too hard against Zabuza, forcing the fight into a stalemate before the Demon of the Mist escaped. Now, with no immediate danger, they could finally retreat.
Naruto adjusted his grip on Kakashi's weight. "Alright, let's hurry back to Tazuna's house before—"
A sudden chill crawled down his spine, an unnatural, suffocating presence swallowing the forest whole. It wasn't like Zabuza's oppressive killing intent—this was something far worse.
Sakura stiffened. "W-What is this?" she whispered, her voice shaking.
Sasuke's hand gripped a kunai, his Sharingan spinning to life. "We're not alone."
Meanwhile in Sasuke's mind. 'Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. What now!'
From the shadows of the trees, a figure stepped forward. His snake-like eyes gleamed with eerie amusement, golden irises locked onto them as if appraising prey. Long black hair framed a pale, unsettling face, and his purple rope belt swayed slightly with his movements. His very presence screamed danger.
"Well, well…" the stranger mused, his voice smooth yet predatory. "What a delightful surprise."
Naruto immediately leapt back, setting Kakashi down before falling into a defensive stance. "Who the hell are you?"
'Nani.' Inner Sasuke thought.
The man chuckled, a sinister, velvety sound. "Oh? You don't know me? I suppose that makes this more fun." His eyes flickered toward Sasuke. "And there you are… the last true Uchiha in Konoha."
Sasuke tensed. "No fucking fair. I call hacks, I wasn't supposed to see you until the chunin exams?"
Orochimaru took a slow step forward. "I must admit, I was merely passing through, but to find you here? I couldn't resist."
Sasuke instinctually clinched his ass cheeks, in hopes of fending off spirits.
A flicker of movement—he was fast. Too fast. Naruto barely had time to react before Orochimaru was suddenly in front of Sasuke, his hand reaching out.
"Get away from him!" Naruto yelled, lashing out with a kunai.
Orochimaru sidestepped effortlessly, his body moving unnaturally, as if he were gliding. He barely even acknowledged Naruto's attack, his fingers forming a quick seal.
"Doton: Doryūsō."
Spears of earth erupted from the ground. Naruto and Sakura barely managed to dodge as the spikes shot up around them, cutting off their approach to Sasuke.
Sasuke sprang back, sharingan locked onto the enemy. "Tch! You're not taking my ass without a fight?!"
Orochimaru's eyes widened in confusion, momentarily stunned. "Huh?"
'What the hell is this boy talking about? What would I want with his ass?' Orochimaru thought.
Then he moved—no, slithered—toward Sasuke with impossible speed.
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"Come now, Sasuke-kun," he taunted. "Show me how much you've grown."
Sasuke's fingers blurred into hand seals.
"Fire Release: Dragon Fire Technique!"
A serpent of flames burst from Sasuke's mouth, twisting and lunging toward Orochimaru with searing heat.
"Wind Release: Gale Palm!"
Orochimaru countered instantly, slamming his palm forward. A sharp blast of wind struck the fire head-on, dispersing the flames before they could reach him.
He smirked. "Too slow."
Sasuke darted forward, fingers weaving another jutsu.
"Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique!"
A massive sphere of fire erupted from his lips, roaring toward Orochimaru with overwhelming force.
"Earth Release: Shadow Clone!"
Instead of dodging, Orochimaru split into multiple clones, each one diving into the ground. The fireball consumed one clone—which exploded into debris.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "Tch."
From behind—
"Earth Release: Hiding Like a Mole Technique!"
Orochimaru burst from the ground, striking with his elongated tongue.
"Demonic Illusion: Tree Binding Death!"
Sasuke vanished. Orochimaru froze. Vines coiled around his arms, thick branches twisting around his body. A massive tree loomed over him, its roots digging into his flesh.
Sasuke appeared in front of him, blade poised. "You're trapped."
But Orochimaru only chuckled.
"Wind Release: Great Breakthrough!"
A hurricane-force wind erupted from Orochimaru's mouth, shattering the Genjutsu. The illusion broke like glass, the tree and vines vanishing in an instant.
Sasuke barely had time to react—the gale-force winds slammed into him, sending him skidding across the battlefield.
Orochimaru slithered forward. "Not bad, Sasuke-kun. But you still lack power."
Sasuke gritted his teeth, flipping into a hand seal. One final move.
"Fire Release: Great Dragon Fire Technique!"
A monstrous inferno surged forward, a fire dragon with blazing eyes and razor-sharp jaws. The heat turned the battlefield into a furnace, warping the air.
Orochimaru's golden eyes narrowed. "Interesting..."
"Binding Snake Glare Spell!"
As the dragon approached, snakes burst from Orochimaru's sleeves. The serpents lunged into the flames, absorbing the impact with their massive, writhing bodies. The fire dragon crashed into them, charring their flesh, but its momentum was disrupted just enough for Orochimaru to leap clear of the attack.
Sasuke lunged, kunai aimed for his throat.
CLANG!
Orochimaru caught the blade with two fingers, his smirk widening.
Sasuke's grip tightened. "I'm not done."
Orochimaru licked his lips. "No, I'm afraid that we are."
The Uchiha barely had time to react before a sharp pain flared in his neck. Orochimaru's fangs sank into his skin.
Sasuke let out a strangled cry as fire spread through his body, his vision blurring as black markings began to snake outward from the bite.
"Get away from him, you bastard!" Naruto roared, forming a Rasengan—no, he didn't know that yet. He growled in frustration and instead charged with a kunai, but Orochimaru effortlessly knocked him aside, sending him crashing into a tree.
Sakura scrambled to Sasuke's side. "Sasuke-kun!" His body twitched violently, the curse mark searing into him.
Naruto pushed himself up, glaring at the snake-like man. "Why are you doing this?!"
Orochimaru's eerie smile never faded. "Because he will seek me out when the time comes." His slitted pupils flickered toward Naruto, eyes narrowing. "And you… you will be interesting to watch."
Then, just as suddenly as he had arrived, he was gone—his presence fading into the shadows of the forest, leaving only the lingering weight of his malice.
Naruto clenched his fists, heart pounding. "Damn it…"
Sasuke lay on the ground, his breathing erratic, sweat beading on his forehead as the curse mark pulsed with dark energy.
Sakura looked up, fear plain in her eyes. "What… what just happened?"
Naruto had no answer. All he knew was that whatever had just occurred, it wasn't over.
FLASH BACK END
With that Tazuna carried Sasuke's unconscious body back to his house while Naruto carried Kakashi. When Kakashi woke up he decided that the mission has reached the S-rank class and he's officially canceling the mission as he should. Tazuna and Tsunami begged for him to stay and save them but he was firm in his decision and said the four of us will be leaving after they recover.
'Which is great and all but then can someone explain what I saw next when I woke up.' Sasuke thinks back to the memory he just saw.
I was out walking back from the town when I heard some rustling in the bushes. Unlike with Naruto, I do not throw a kunai at a defenseless rabbit. I channel my chakra on the sole of my feet and climb up a tree.
And you'll never believe what I found. Right there while the sun is still shining. I saw Kakashi plowing Tazuna's daughter Tsunami. He was plowing her fields like he was trying to plant Houki seeds.
She was moaning wildly, gripping the grass instinctively leaving the lower part of her body as nude as the day she was born. With her respectable size chest bouncing against her pink shirt, begging to be freed.
"Oh fuck me harder Kakashi-sama!" Tsunami screamed out in heat.
"Kakashi-sama?" Are they doing some master servant type of role play, "hm interesting." Never would have thought she'd be such a wild fucker. Then again never can tell with the quiet ones.
Still I guess Kakashi is qualified enough to be my sensei now. 'Oh, teach me your ways Sensei.' Sasuke internally says while crying anime tears and giving his sensei a nice guy thumbs up. I knew he wasn't just some closet pervert who never got any action like how the anime portrayed him. I know he had some love interest, from some minor village then had to kill her or some fucked up Will of Fire nonsense. Not to mention Houki, but that felt like a cover up to distract him from his one true love, Might Guy.
Now that I think about it there's no way Kakashi, being a Jonin, doesn't know someone is watching him fuck a single housewife. But yet here he is not missing a beat, while gripping her waist. As for Tsunami she's a civilian. As for her fucking Kakashi?
Good on her I guess? Like should I be mad or call her a whore or something? The woman lost two husbands before the age of 29, leaving her a single mother that has to depend on her 59 year old father to support her, and her child. Frankly she needs some occasional dick thrown her way.
If anyone should be blamed, blame her loser of a husband who died a weak ass pacifist in the Naruto World!? Like the brains on him are outstanding. If anything, Tsunami was just bad at picking people to settle down with.
As for fucking around in the morning before the sun comes up, granted is rather bold. I think More women in this universe should be like her and not stay tied down to a dead man. From what I know only ninjas and samurai have this honor code of sticking with one spouse.
Well as much as I want to ponder the universe while sitting here and watching the free show of a young milf squealing on my sensei's cock. While bobbing her head up and down begging for more.
*Cough* Cough*
I'd rather not be a third wheel and intrude on their privacy. As I turn to leave he slaps her as ass with his right hand loud enough I can hear it. "Eeep!@" Tsunami moans. Then he gives me a thumbs up, never leaving his sight off Tsunami.
"I Knew that bastard could sense me." Sasuke nods his head then disappears to go back to the house.
An hour later and the duo walk back in the house together, with a bag of groceries in her hands. With her returning back to her bright, cheerful self, the two interact as if nothing happened in the forest.
Another reason I had to get out of there was because this woman shares too many features with Sasuke's late mother Mikoto." Ooof," its better I not think about it.
Or risk this body throwing up from the thought.
Idk how I should be feeling about this, because on one hand when I was a child I though the woman was relatively cute but on the other hand I see why Sasuke treated her a bit warmer than other people.
She looks shockingly similar to his mother.
And here's my sensei have her spreaded out and folded like a fresh set of laundry. She's hot but also looks like my mom. Shaking my head of these conflicting thoughts Sasuke decides to mentally tip his hat to Kakashi but never bring it up.
WAIT A MINUTE!
Does that mean Kakashi had a crush on my mom when he was a kid. Scratch that of course he did, everyone did.
No wonder the normally reserved guy who leaves all the girls in the village on read sudden takes an interest in a woman from a run down village.
He's living out a fantasy he had as a Genin. I can't even be mad at him I'd do the same.
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