Waking up in a dumpster isn't what I expected my morning to be like but I suppose we don't always get what we ask for, I get my self out of the dumpster in order to figure out what the fuck happened. I begin walking out of the ally I found myself in and it to what I believe to be a main road and what I see shocks me.

I see tall cylindrical shaped buildings, winding streets and roads and lastly FURRIES!!. I expected to come upon a lot of things after waking up in a dumpster mainly rata and dirt yes, but this! although what I see next brings a lot of things to light. A few meters a from me I see a man take out an object, press down on it's top and throws it , this is followed by a blast of smoke revealing a car.

.....no no no no no no no no no no no no nooooo!!!!

I fall to my knees in dispaer and I look down in a dejected manner as a sudden realization overwhelmes me

I transmigrated into one of the most dangerous worlds in anime history

DRAGON BALL

Out of all the world's it had to be this one, I take a deep breath and rise to my feet, realizing that being dejected won't help me for shit. I decided to take a walk as to not draw attention to myself even with my tatared clothes in the future ristic city

I check my pockets only to find a little over two zeni. This most certainly won't help me get by at all, but first I need to find out the year and date

I look over to a random person and walk up to him,"hello sir would u mind telling me what year and what date it is", the man looks at me with a bit of disgust and I can't blame him and he quickly says"January 1'st Age 749", the man quickly walks away right after that.

Goku and Bilma started their journey on 1'at of September on the same year. Ok good all that's left is a plan of action

1.get the wish from oolong

2.wish to be teleported to planet nameck

3. Gain guru's trust and the namekian dragon balls

It's a good game plan to begin with, but first I need food and shelter and I have the perfect way to get all those things

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I run into the bank in east city butt naked and I start throwing around furniture and yelling at the top of my lungs,I even assault a few people here and there to get my point across. In no time at all I'm in police custody and I'm eventually taken to a juvenile detainment center where I'd spend the rest of the year.

I didn't spend my time here doing nothing of course I practiced using ki and also training my physical body all thanks to Gohan's to tutorial to Videl. I use this time to practice a bit of flying in my room when I'm alone although it will be difficult to do it outside since I'm only doing it in a closed and confined space right, I devote all my time to flying and physical exercise

Eventually the day arrives September 1'st Age 749 while I'm outside Infront of everyone I fly up into the sky and flare my ki as much as possible and I rocket out of jail into the unknown,to them but to me.. I know exactly where I'm going.mushroom desert here I come!

After lots of pit stops to gain food by hunting with my ki and to ask for directions I eventually make it to the mushroom desert and I start trying to sense for something while I'm in the air it's difficult but I'm able to pick up on three energy sources in the distance

I arrive to a large imposing castle, I land at the front door and I start screaming and pounding on the door and it eventually opens to reveal Pilaf and his gang. I immediately bow down to Pilaf and I start praising him and showering him with compliments and I beg to join his crew of which he subsequently agrees to.

All I do for the next six days is clean up after pilaf and some chores all up until pilaf finally gets his hands on the dragon balls.

I'm there as Pilaf summons Shenron and it is breathtaking to see something I had followed for years in my previous life right here Infront of me and it is amazing

Shenrons booming voice echoes in our ears as he says,"I AM THE ETERNAL DRAGON SHENRON STATE YOUR WISH BUT BEWARE FOR IT SHALL COME TRUE", and immediately after he said that I screamed out " I wish to be teleported to the house of elder guru on the real planet namek!!", there is no fake namek,moving on.

Shenrons I eyes glowing red is the last thing I see before I'm right Infront of a dome shaped house on a totally different world, and right Infront of me is a green skinned man who looks very confused but soon takes up a fighting stance and says"who are u and how did u get here", I wave my hands frantically and I tell him I'm only here to request an audience with the grand elder guru.

The man is about to say something when a booming voice echoes from the house"nail!! Let him in". Nail sighs and steps aside in order to let me inside of Guru's house where I see the big green man himself sitting on his throan or what I assume is a throan.

Guru proceeds to ask me who I am and I onewl before him and I tell him to read my mind but I also request he only reads enough to know who I am and why I'm here.

Elder Guru does as asked and reads my mind for only the relevant information, he takes his hand from my forehead and he speaks " I sense that you desire to help the people of the this universe and that you have been burdened with this responsibility and so I shall grant your request, Nail! Gather the dragon balls from the village elders, it is time to change HISTORY!!".