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"What?"
Minsu couldn't properly understand the current situation.
He understood up to the point where the doorbell rang while he was checking public opinion about himself through ego searching.
However, he couldn't interpret the situation that followed at all.
'It's not like a delivery came to the wrong place... Who is this guy?'
As he had thought before, he had never seen someone so unkempt among the people he knew.
Far below even the average person's level.
He even looked slightly disheveled, as if he didn't wash well.
If compared to a cartoon character, it was like a three-head-tall character with a huge protruding belly.
He gave the impression of three circles lined up in a row.
"The Devil... what did you say?"
"The Devil Chaos Ultra King. You'll be calling me often from now on, so feel free to call me DCUK. You can feel honored as you're the first to call me by this abbreviation since the founding of 'Noble'."
"What? Noble?"
"Yes, have you heard of it?"
Noble was one of the groups Minsu was familiar with.
From the start, Noble was an annoying group that constantly invited him to join even before Kim Minsu entered Victory Academy.
It was Noble that advertised the title of "Innate Awakened with Constantly Active Main Skill" from the time he received personality education.
One of the reasons he could create his current hero image was due to Noble's tremendous financial power and promotion.
It was a group he was grateful to but also refused to join because he couldn't understand their intentions at all.
"Are you here to make some strange recruitment or invitation again? But how did you even get in here?"
"No, well... Is that important right now? What's important is that we've met like this. You've always just heard through other people's recommendations, but you make quite wise judgments. But um... what's important is that we've met."
Huh? What's with this guy, really?
Minsu felt an inexplicable emotion growing in his chest.
Because he spoke strangely, repeated the same words, and it seemed like a familiar scene from somewhere.
Minsu frowned, unable to guess why Baek Taeyang suddenly came to mind.
"Aside from whether it's important or not, why did you come? Why do you keep beating around the bush?"
His words didn't come out nicely as Baek Taeyang, whom he had tried not to think about, came to mind on his own.
Although mood shouldn't become attitude, Minsu couldn't stand anything related to Baek Taeyang.
"Well, um... I heard you've been going through a tough time recently from various incidents... So we want to support you, and now with Yumin too..."
"Let's not talk about that! This is a warning."
The fatty was very surprised, not expecting such a strong reaction to that topic.
Emphasizing each word was evidence of being very sensitive.
'It was like this in the anime too.'
At times like this, it was best not to touch on it.
'There's only one exception.'
When the protagonist exudes such a heavy atmosphere and creates a tense mood.
There's always a maker who lightens the mood by his side.
'Usually it's the heroines' job, but since there's no one around Minsu right now, I have no choice but to do it.'
The fatty opened his mouth again to calm this situation.
However, there was one fact he failed to grasp properly.
That he was the one who created this situation!
"You've been rejected by Melanie too... You're currently maintaining the worst romantic relationships, but right here with me, The Devil Chaos Ultra King..."
"I said stop!"
Bang!
Minsu's face turned red as a radish as he hurriedly shouted first.
Minsu had a habit of sudden outbursts after all.
Blink blink.
The fatty blinked his eyes repeatedly while managing his expression as best he could.
The fatty, being relatively shorter than Minsu, couldn't help but feel very intimidated.
If he angered Minsu more here and he closed the door and went in?
It would have lost all meaning in coming here.
He absolutely couldn't upset Minsu, who should be growing through perfect self-coaching right now.
Gulp.
Minsu, being so kind-hearted, was still waiting for him to speak.
The fatty opened his mouth again, imbuing himself with the mindset of a general before war.
"Noble, and I, have come to help you. Don't you think it's too harsh to handle all this alone?"
"With you?"
"Yes! Think about it, do you really think the reason that bastard Baek Taeyang could act up like that from his first day of transfer was because he's so great?"
"...What?"
The fatty went straight to the main point.
Originally, he planned to start with what life is, then share serious contemplations on solitude, romance, and the indomitable hero.
But he judged he couldn't delay any longer as the situation was flowing badly.
Moreover, Minsu had forgotten his anger and was now listening attentively to his words.
"To be honest... do you think it makes sense to suddenly be so active and face incidents after awakening?"
"Of course?"
"Someone must have helped him for sure! Does it make sense? Monsters suddenly appearing in a department store! The gate suddenly changing to S-rank, and he alone clearing it when even you couldn't! Without even receiving personality education! Crushing you in a duel without any training! Do you really think all that is possible by his power alone?"
"Well, um... I'm suspicious, but why do you keep bringing up memories I don't want to recall as examples?"
Minsu's suspicion of the fatty had long disappeared.
The biggest reason was that very plausible words kept coming out.
"Ahem, I made a mistake there... Anyway, that's just an example. So what I want to say is, there's no way he could have risen that far by his power alone."
"Well... Even in the last gate, I had almost won, but he received something ridiculous like the Kaiban First Series..."
The reason Minsu lost wasn't because of the Kaiban First Series weapons, but because of Baek Taeyang's demonization.
But that wasn't what was important right now.
The key point was that 'Baek Taeyang always seems to receive help from others.'
'Well, that's right... That guy was always receiving help from someone... Unlike me who tries to do everything alone!'
From the start, even Yumin was only possible because I was generous enough to 'allow' a 1:1 after-school date.
The reason Baek Taeyang beat me in the duel? That was all because I didn't properly show my 'true self'.
Strangely, Minsu began to be persuaded by the fatty's words.
But the more persuaded he became, the more questionable points arose.
"So what are you..."
"DCUK."
"Yes, Mr. DCUK, how exactly are you going to help me?"
"Didn't you hear that I'll become a helper who can perfectly defeat Baek Taeyang?"
"No, I mean, by what method are you going to make me like that? And you keep mentioning Baek Taeyang at the end of every sentence, but I didn't lose that badly, you know? That bastard Baek Taeyang is lying. Do you understand?"
[Don Quixote's Boast activated! Changing the lie that you didn't lose that badly to Baek Taeyang into truth!]
[Don Quixote's Boast has been seen through. The other person knows the truth.]
Minsu was considerably flustered.
He activated the skill thinking the other person fully believed him, but to be seen through?
'No, before that, then does that mean the truth is that I was perfectly and miserably defeated?'
The skill only outputs absolute truth as a message.
He thought he did lose, but it was close, or evenly matched, or just luck.
'Really?'
Minsu began to fall into confusion again.
'Wait a minute.'
Then suddenly, he felt his brain clearing up.
The suddenly appearing three-circle character.
The way of saying he'll help while constantly mentioning parts I would dislike.
Eloquence that subtly scratches at my insides while perfectly not crossing the line.
And even prior knowledge of knowing that I'm being perfectly defeated.
"You're that guy who comments on the Q&A posts written by me and the Pure Love Story Writer, aren't you?"
"W-what are you suddenly saying?"
Minsu, who finished his deduction in an instant, sharpened his gaze.
Something was suspicious.
He wondered why this person kept irritating him by not getting to the point and strangely circling around topics.
You're approaching me like this? Knowing you can't harm me because of my hero status and being an awakened one?
Judging from knowing even about Noble, he was estimated to be an innate awakened one as well.
However, looking at his appearance, he seemed like someone living an ordinary life after being judged as a 5th-grade hunter.
Thinking that such an insignificant person was constantly playing him, Minsu couldn't help but get angry.
"Look at you panicking, even your jowls are trembling? It's you, right? The one who always mocks and teases about typos, huh? It's that guy!"
"No, why is this suddenly happening, you know you're seriously misunderstanding! It doesn't make any sense, think about it logically! Why can't you think that I might be someone sent by the Pure Love Story Writer?"
"That's even weirder! The Pure Love Story Writer has already proven with photos that he's 2m tall with a muscular physique that could enter a bodybuilding competition right away, how could you be associated with such a person? Moreover, he even said before that he's always busy with women! You bastard, seeing that you couldn't even grasp this properly, you must be that comment guy!"
The fatty was flustered but belatedly realized he had said such things in the past.
'I had no choice to gain credibility with Minsu...'
Thinking his own body wouldn't be credible, he used a stolen internet photo just once.
To think it would come back to bite him like this.
"Wait, there's some misunderstanding!"
"What misunderstanding! I feel so stupid for being momentarily fooled by the likes of you! You should be grateful I'm not throwing a punch right now!"
Bang!
The door closed, and the fatty was dripping with sweat.
Where did it go wrong? I clearly tried to help.
The fatty took out a handkerchief from his bosom and wiped the saliva that came out of Minsu's mouth, which he couldn't close in time while ranting.
'I need to find another way... How should I help Minsu?'
Thus, the first meeting between the fatty and Kim Minsu ended in failure.
'I really am a genius. As the Pure Love Story Writer said, I feel like I've grasped the something of all things... To see through a scammer at once... I should post another question today.'
But Minsu's mood was excellently recovered.
In a way, the fatty might have succeeded in the end.
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