I searched the back of the warehouse until I found Medusa's office. Her account book showed her six most recent sales, all shipments to the Underworld to decorate Hades and Persephone's garden. According to one freight bill, the Underworld's billing address was DOA Recording Studios, West Hollywood, California. I folded up the bill and stuffed it in my pocket.
In the cash register I found twenty dollars, a few golden drachmas, and some packing slips for Hermes Overnight Express, each with a little leather bag attached for coins. I rummaged around the rest of the office until I found the right-size box.
I went back to the picnic table, to see a strange sight.
"That's not possible," Grover said, looking at Angros with a mix of disbelief and fear in his eyes.
"What isn't possible?" I asked as I packed up Medusa's head, and filled out a delivery slip:
The Gods
Mount Olympus
600th Floor,
Empire State Building
New York, NY
With best wishes,
PERCY JACKSON
"Angros, he— he says he's the son of Atropos," Grover told me.
"Who is that?"
"Atropos. You know, like the Fates? 'She who cannot be turned', she's the one who cuts the thread of fate short," Annabeth explained as she side eyed Angros who was currently trying to pack that giant cannon he'd brought with him— how does he even lift it?
"I thought her name was Asia?" I asked as I poured some golden drachmas in the pouch. As soon as I closed it, there was a sound like a cash register. The package floated off the table and disappeared with a pop!
"Aisa," Grover corrected, "But that's just another name she goes by— that isn't important. What is, is that we either found a crazy demi god who thinks pretending to be a child of one of the most feared women in existence is a good idea."
Annabeth continued, "or we just found someone rarer than you, and the goddess of Fate sent her after you."
Ah crap that isn't good. Fate itself is after me?
I was starting to freak out when Grover said something.
"Wait, she didn't."
I looked at him confused, "what do you mean?"
"He said it himself, he was looking for a thief that stole a Helmet. One that belonged to his dad's friend," Grover explained.
"You're right," Annabeth said, her and I's eyes widening in realization.
"Maybe we can have him help us? Zeus wouldn't risk killing the son of Fate, would he?" I asked.
"Even if he is the actual son of Fate, that weird canon thing he has and his blood soaked hoodie is going to slow us down." Annabeth reasoned as we watched Angros try and fail to close his 10 foot tall backpack.
"Where does someone even find that?" I asked out loud.
"I mean, he may be able to see the future? That could be some super weapon from 40,000 years from now?" Grover suggested.
Annabeth and I looked at him before shrugging. With the insanity we've dealt with since the beginning of this quest, I'd believe it.
Finally, Angros got situated and walked over to us.
"... no head?" He said, looking at Annabeth.
"Percy decided to send it somewhere," she said, instantly understanding what he meant.
"They're not going to like that," Grover warned me. "They'll think you're impertinent."
"I am impertinent," I said.
I looked at Annabeth, daring her to criticize.
She didn't. She seemed resigned to the fact that I had a major talent for ticking off the gods. "Come on," she muttered. "We need a new plan."
We were pretty miserable that night.
We camped out in the woods, a hundred yards from the main road, in a marshy clearing that local kids had obviously been using for parties. The ground was littered with flattened soda cans and fast- food wrappers.
We'd taken some food and blankets from Aunty Em's, but we didn't dare light a fire to dry our damp clothes. The Furies and Medusa had provided enough excitement for one day. We didn't want to attract anything else.
We decided to sleep in shifts. I volunteered to take first watch.
Annabeth curled up on the blankets and was snoring as soon as her head hit the ground. Angros took out a knitted blanket with a Shark symbol on it and curled up in it like a cocoon. Grover fluttered with his flying shoes to the lowest bough of a tree, put his back to the trunk, and stared at the night sky.
"Go ahead and sleep," I told him. "I'll wake you if there's trouble."
He nodded, but still didn't close his eyes. "It makes me sad, Percy."
"What does? The fact that you signed up for this stupid quest?"
"No. This makes me sad." He pointed at all the garbage on the ground. "And the sky. You can't even see the stars. They've polluted the sky. This is a terrible time to be a satyr."
"Oh, yeah. I guess you'd be an environmentalist."
He glared at me. "Only a human wouldn't be. Your species is clogging up the world so fast ... ah, never mind. It's useless to lecture a human. At the rate things are going, I'll never find Pan."
"Pam? Like the cooking spray?"
"Pan!" he cried indignantly. "P-A-N. The great god Pan! What do you think I want a searcher's license for?"
A strange breeze rustled through the clearing, temporarily overpowering the stink of trash and muck. It brought the smell of berries and wildflowers and clean rainwater, things that might've once been in these woods. Suddenly I was nostalgic for something I'd never known.
"Tell me about the search," I said.
Grover looked at me cautiously, as if he were afraid I was just making fun.
"The God of Wild Places disappeared two thousand years ago," he told me. "A sailor off the coast of Ephesos heard a mysterious voice crying out from the shore, 'Tell them that the great god Pan has died!' When humans heard the news, they believed it. They've been pillaging Pan's kingdom ever since. But for the satyrs, Pan was our lord and master. He protected us and the wild places of the earth. We refuse to believe that he died. In every generation, the bravest satyrs pledge their lives to finding Pan. They search the earth, exploring all the wildest places, hoping to find where he is hidden, and wake him from his sleep."
"And you want to be a searcher."
"It's my life's dream," he said. "My father was a searcher. And my Uncle Ferdinand ... the statue you saw back there-"
"Oh, right, sorry."
Grover shook his head. "Uncle Ferdinand knew the risks. So did my dad. But I'll succeed. I'll be the first searcher to return alive."
"Hang on, the first?"
Grover took his reed pipes out of his pocket. "No searcher has ever come back. Once they set out, they disappear. They're never seen alive again."
"Not once in two thousand years?"
"No."
"And your dad? You have no idea what happened to him?"
"None."
"But you still want to go," I said, amazed. "I mean, you really think you'll be the one to find Pan?"
"I have to believe that, Percy. Every searcher does. It's the only thing that keeps us from despair when we look at what humans have done to the world. I have to believe Pan can still be awakened."
I stared at the orange haze of the sky and tried to understand how Grover could pursue a dream that seemed so hopeless. Then again, was I any better?
"Why not ask Angros?" I asked Grover. "If he can see the fate of things like how weapons turn out, who's to say he doesn't know the fate of Pan?"
Grover paused, thinking over my words before booking it over to where Angros was snuggled up— he looked like what you'd expect sleeping Beauty to be.
"Angros, Angros." Grover frantically said as he tried to wake him up.
That turned out to be a bad idea as Grover got a punch to the nose by a wild eyed Angros.
"OW— I mean no harm," Grover whisper shouted as he held up his hands in surrender. "I have a question."
Angros paused, struggling to wake up from his half awake stupor, "sorry…ask."
"Do you know the fate of Pan? Or how he was found?"
Angros paused, sitting up as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes before answering, "He is believed to have met his end after a Wanderer picked up a final garbled transmission from Pan. Although badly degraded and incoherent, the message claimed he was ensnared within the tightening coils of a great, blood and glass serpent."
Grover looked at him, tears welling in his eyes. "So it's true? Pan was confirmed dead?"
Angros shrugged, yawning tiredly, "No... it's just widely believed ... since no sign of Lo Pan has ever been found."
Grover perked up at this, "who's Lo Pan?"
"Scion of House Lo Pan." Angros said before looking at us in confusion. "Not what you meant?"
"No, I mean Pan! God of the wild," Grover bleated in frustration. "forget it... I'm sorry for wasting your time."
Angros blinked at Grovers frustration. He, like me, wasn't sure what to say. Slowly, the three of us went back to our respective areas, Angros falling asleep as soon as his head hit the grass.
I sat there in silence, trying to stay ready for anything. Then a thought hit me.
"How are we going to get into the Underworld?" I asked Grover. "I mean, what chance do we have against a god?"
"I don't know," he admitted. "But back at Medusa's, when you were searching her office? Annabeth was telling me-"
"Oh, I forgot. Annabeth will have a plan all figured out."
"Don't be so hard on her, Percy. She's had a tough life, but she's a good person. After all, she forgave me...." His voice faltered.
"What do you mean?" I asked. "Forgave you for what?"
Suddenly, Grover seemed very interested in playing notes on his pipes.
"Wait a minute," I said. "Your first keeper job was five years ago. Annabeth has been at camp five years. She wasn't ... I mean, your first assignment that went wrong-"
"I can't talk about it," Grover said, and his quivering lower lip suggested he'd start crying if I pressed him. "But as I was saying, back at Medusa's, Annabeth and I agreed there's something strange going on with this quest. Something isn't what it seems."
"Well, duh. I'm getting blamed for stealing a thunderbolt that Hades took."
"That's not what I mean," Grover said. "The Fur-The Kindly Ones were sort of holding back. Like Mrs. Dodds at Yancy Academy ... why did she wait so long to try to kill you? Then on the bus, they just weren't as aggressive as they could've been."
"They seemed plenty aggressive to me."
Grover shook his head. "They were screeching at us: 'Where is it? Where?'"
"Asking about me," I said.
"Maybe ... but Annabeth and I, we both got the feeling they weren't asking about a person. They said 'Where is it?' They seemed to be asking about an object."
"That doesn't make sense."
"I know. But if we've misunderstood something about this quest, and we only have nine days to find the master bolt...." He looked at me like he was hoping for answers, but I didn't have any.
I thought about what Medusa had said: I was being used by the gods. What lay ahead of me was worse than petrification. "I haven't been straight with you," I told Grover. "I don't care about the master bolt. I agreed to go to the Underworld so I could bring back my mother."
Grover blew a soft note on his pipes. "I know that, Percy. But are you sure that's the only reason?"
"I'm not doing it to help my father. He doesn't care about me. I don't care about him."
Grover gazed down from his tree branch. "Look, Percy, I'm not as smart as Annabeth. I'm not as brave as you. But I'm pretty good at reading emotions. You're glad your dad is alive. You feel good that he's claimed you, and part of you wants to make him proud. That's why you mailed Medusa's head to Olympus. You wanted him to notice what you'd done."
"Yeah? Well maybe satyr emotions work differently than human emotions. Because you're wrong. I don't care what he thinks."
Grover pulled his feet up onto the branch. "Okay, Percy. Whatever."
"Besides, I haven't done anything worth bragging about. We barely got out of New York and we're stuck here with no money and no way west."
Grover looked at the night sky, like he was thinking about that problem. "How about I take first watch, huh? You get some sleep."
I wanted to protest, but he started to play Mozart, soft and sweet, and I turned away, my eyes stinging. After a few bars of Piano Concerto no. 12, I was asleep.
In my dreams, I stood in a dark cavern before a gaping pit. Gray mist creatures churned all around me, whispering rags of smoke that I somehow knew were the spirits of the dead.
They tugged at my clothes, trying to pull me back, but I felt compelled to walk forward to the very edge of the chasm.
Looking down made me dizzy.
The pit yawned so wide and was so completely black, I knew it must be bottomless. Yet I had a feeling that something was trying to rise from the abyss, something huge and evil.
"The little hero," an amused voice echoed far down in the darkness. "Too weak, too young, but perhaps you will do."
The voice felt ancient-cold and heavy. It wrapped around me like sheets of lead.
"They have misled you, boy, it said. Barter with me. I will give you what you want."
A shimmering image hovered over the void: my mother, frozen at the moment she'd dissolved in a shower of gold. Her face was distorted with pain, as if the Minotaur were still squeezing her neck. Her eyes looked directly at me, pleading: Go!
I tried to cry out, but my voice wouldn't work.
Cold laughter echoed from the chasm.
An invisible force pulled me forward. It would drag me into the pit unless I stood firm.
"Help me rise, boy." The voice became hungrier. "Bring me the bolt. Strike a blow against the treach—!"
The cavern shook as screams echoed from the spirits of the dead. That of pain and terror. From the pit I saw the biggest sword I think I'd ever seen, a two handed blade tearing through the air.
"The Angel of Blood! He's here! Wake! Free yourself from his slaughter!"
The image of my mother began to fade. The thing in the pit tightened its unseen grip around me.
"Wake!" the dead whispered. "Wake!"
As the dead shrieked I could hear a faint cry of battle coming from the pit, something about an emperor.
Someone was shaking me.
My eyes opened, and it was daylight.
"Well," Annabeth said, "the zombie lives."
I was trembling from the dream. I could still feel the grip of the chasm monster around my chest.
"How long was I asleep?"
"Long enough for me to cook breakfast." Annabeth tossed me a bag of nacho-flavored corn chips from Aunty Em's snack bar. "And Grover went exploring. Look, he found a friend."
My eyes had trouble focusing.
Grover was sitting cross-legged on a blanket with something fuzzy in his lap, a dirty, unnaturally pink stuffed animal.
No. It wasn't a stuffed animal. It was a pink poodle.
The poodle yapped at me suspiciously. Grover said, "No, he's not."
I blinked. "Are you ... talking to that thing?"
The poodle growled.
"This thing," Grover warned, "is our ticket west. Be nice to him."
"You can talk to animals?"
Grover ignored the question. "Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy."
I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious.
"I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it."
"Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle, Angros said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle."
The poodle growled.
I said hello to the poodle.
Grover explained that he'd come across Gladiola in the woods and they'd struck up a conversation. The poodle had run away from a rich local family, who'd posted a $322.38 reward for his return. Gladiola didn't really want to go back to his family, but he was willing to if it meant helping Grover.
(A/N: $322.38 is how much $200 from 2005 is worth now)
"How does Gladiola know about the reward?" I asked.
"He read the signs," Grover said. "Duh."
"Of course," I said. "Silly me."
"So we turn in Gladiola," Annabeth explained in her best strategy voice, "we get money, and we buy tickets to Los Angeles. Simple."
I thought about my dream-the whispering voices of the dead, the thing in the chasm, and my mother's face, shimmering as it dissolved into gold. All that might be waiting for me in the West. "Not another bus," I said warily.
"No," Annabeth agreed.
She pointed downhill, toward train tracks I hadn't been able to see last night in the dark. "There's an Amtrak station half a mile that way. According to Gladiola, the westbound train leaves at noon."
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Author's Note: Thank you all for reading, please critique my work heavily, I want you all to enjoy this. If you want a love interest, you can suggest one here.
Word Count: Two Thousand nine hundred sixty-eight