System?
No response?
…
The system was obviously a dead thing without intelligence, and no matter how much Arata complained, all he got in return was damning silence.
'Hmm, this is a bit difficult.' After scratching his head, Arata finally stuffed the roasted meat that had turned a little cold into his mouth.
Vomit!
Not only was the meat cold, but it also had a strong smell of mustard which stung his nose and made his eyes tear up. He raised his head and saw Shikamaru holding back a smile.
"Kid, do you think this is funny?"
"What else?"
"Tch!"
Arata ignored the childish kid in front of him and continued to study his "golden finger."
'By the way, can this thing really be considered a cheat?'
The awakening of the love tradition in the Naruto world is not very reliable no matter how Arata thought about it! How could an inexperienced virgin boy like him find a girl to fall in love with him, much less have sex with him?
[ Make a Choice! ]
What the hell?
Looking at the new prompt box that suddenly popped up in front of him, Arata looked a little startled.
[1. Summon Uzumaki Kushina with the 'Summoning: Impure World Reincarnation' technique and confess your love to her.]
[2. Write a touching love letter and send it to Lady Chiyo of Sunagakure Village by letter.]
[3. Stand on the Hokage Rock and express your love to youthful Might Guy at the top of your lungs in public. Make sure the whole village hears it.]
???
Looking at the option prompts that popped up in front of him, Arata's eyes darkened and his body trembled in anger.
Disgusting!
Sick!
This system is definitely sick!
What kind of love partner are you looking for me?!
Kushina, who has been dead for a long time?! And Sunagakure Chiyo, who has one of her legs in the coffin! Can she even kiss without her teeth falling out of her mouth, let's not even talk about going all the way with her…
Forget about these two, at least they are still women!
Why the hell are you mentioning Might Guy?! He is a man!!
That turbulent man with his watermelon haircut and green tights who shouts "youth" every day—you want me to stand on the Hokage Rock and express my feelings loudly to him?
Why not just kill me?! This is definitely a complete social death!
What a way to end the host!
Arata immediately decided to throw the unreliable, disgusting system into the back of his mind and never pay attention to it ever again!
Damn it, what bad luck!
He took a breath and began to devour the barbecue on his plate.
Just when a few minutes passed by like that, the system interface began to flash red prompts.
[You have fifteen seconds to make your choice.]
What do you mean, you are still trying to force me to do this, right?
The corners of Arata's mouth curved into a disdainful smile, and he held up a piece of barbecued meat and stuffed it into his mouth.
Come on, come on, I won't choose!
I am ready to die anyway!
[Time's up.]
Arata's face remained calm; he was really not afraid of death.
In this bloody and dirty Naruto world, he will be happy to live, and there's also no problem in dying. After all, without any way to gain power, it will only be delaying the inevitable for a few decades, so what if he died earlier?
At least he will die with dignity, not under the pressure of some cruel system!
[Warning: Host, please complete the task as soon as possible!]
'I am laughing to death! Do your worst!' Arata snorted coldly and continued to eat barbecue leisurely. If you continue to warn me, I will beat you to death!
[Warning: You have five seconds to make your choice! Otherwise, a friend who is close to you will be selected, and his mother will be obliterated!]
PFT!!!
Reading this, all the roasted meat in Arata's mouth was sprayed all over Shikamaru's face. Before him, Arata opened his mouth with a look of disbelief on his face.
What a system…
'No, man! Which kind of disgusting being made you? Why are you not following the script? If I don't choose one of the options, you should erase me. Am I not the owner of the system? Why do you want to explode my friend's mother to death?'
Crazy!
What a cruel system!
[Warning: There are still four seconds left to select an option—three, two, one...]
The flashing red prompt interface was like a life-threatening note, not paying attention to the host's complaints at all.
"Stop, stop!" Arata hurriedly shouted loudly in his mind. Taking a breath, he continued through his gritted teeth, "I choose, you dog system! Choose one!"
[Option one is selected!]
The red light disappeared, and Arata finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Kobayashi Arata! What the hell are you doing, you bastard!" Shikamaru on the other side finally wiped the scraps of saliva-coated meat off his face and said angrily.
"Brother, you should be grateful to me!" Arata stood up and patted Shikamaru's shoulder, saying, "I threw away my integrity just to save your family."
"Ha?!"
"I was the one who stopped your mother from blowing up. So, to express your gratitude, you should treat me to this meal."
"Go to hell!"
After leaving the barbecue restaurant, Arata raised his head and glanced at the red clouds on the horizon.
"Tsk, what a sin!"
When Goldfinger first woke up, he was a little excited, thinking that his life would finally turn around.
But now, he even wants to strangle this soiled system to death!
Threatening my friend's biological mother to make a choice I don't want to make—is this something that a serious system would do?
The demons have the system tattooed on their back!
But it's okay; my brother is still smart enough after all!
If I choose the first option, it would be the least likely option that can be completed. After all, Kushina is long dead, and there is no way he can be killed for that!
If I fail to complete this task, you can't blame me for this one, right?
[The system has obtained the knowledge of the 'Summoning: Impure World Reincarnation' skill for you. Please summon your love interest within five minutes.]
?!
Going through the knowledge that was suddenly poured into his mind, Arata's face turned green.
This piece of shit system can actually do this kind of thing?
Moreover, its Summoning: Impure World Reincarnation technique was a "demon-modified version." The caster doesn't even need the whole corpse of the person they want to reincarnate! As long as you use the remnants or DNA of the person you want to bring back, you can directly summon them!
Fuck, did you steal the skill of the Hokage next door? This is definitely the Impure World Reincarnation technique…
But I don't have any DNA sample from Uzumaki Kushina, so do I need to use Naruto as a medium?
Arata stared at the screen and took a breath.
What the hell are you making me do, you damned system? Summoning someone else's mother to be my love partner right in front of her son?
What a scumbag system!
[Please complete the options within the specified time.]
The red light flashed, and the new system issued an alarm reminder once more.
"Fuck!" Seeing this, Arata gritted his teeth and replied angrily, "You bitch, don't give me a chance to make you pay in the future!"
Arata rushed out of the door and ran in the direction of Naruto's house.
"Arata?"
As soon as he walked in front of Naruto's house, he saw a certain little yellow-haired boy standing at the door. "Are you here to find me?!"
"Naruto, can you let me use your bathroom for a minute?" Arata panted, placing his hands on Naruto's shoulders.
"Huh?" Naruto was stunned, his eyes widening. "Use the toilet? You came all this way..."
"Are we brothers, Naruto?" Arata asked with sincere eyes.
"Of course!" Naruto nodded hastily.
His closest friends in the village were Shikamaru and Arata. Especially Arata, who had been taking good care of him since he was a child.
"Then let me use your toilet!"
"Fine, come in." Naruto scratched his head. To be honest, he still didn't understand the connection between being brothers and letting him use the toilet.
However, looking at Arata's anxious look, Naruto didn't ask anymore and let the boy inside his house.
"Naruto, can you wait for me at the door of the toilet?" Arata said loudly after entering the toilet. He really didn't want to summon Naruto's mother only to court her in front of him, so he chose this method.
But the system's Impure World Reincarnation skill reminded him that the medium required should not be too far away from the summoning location.
"What?" Naruto was confused and a little startled
, hearing such a weird request. 'You go to the toilet by yourself but you still want me to wait at the door?! What kind of weird hobby is that?'
"Remember, we are good brothers, Naruto!"
"Bah, bah... Hurry up!"
'Phew, here we go!' Arata took a deep breath and slammed his hands on the dirty bathroom floor! "Summoning: Impure World Reincarnation technique!"