"Well, it's settled. I'll arrange it for Izuna. Tomorrow, oh, no, this afternoon, come to the square dance at the east end of Konoha. I'll arrange a blind date for you, Izuna!" After Madara and Mito discussed for dozens of times, Mito said with a smile.
"Um... Mito... no need..." Izuna smiled bitterly...
"No, you have to listen to your Onii-chan on this matter. The third and fourth brothers died early, and your eldest brother is getting old now. The task of inheriting the Uchiha bloodline can only be entrusted to you!" Madara on the side said coldly.
He can listen to his brother on everything except this matter!
"Pfft! Hahahaha!" Tobirama on the other side saw Izuna's expression as if he had eaten shit, and he couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter.
"What are you laughing at? Come with me this afternoon!" Mito's eyes suddenly became sharp, and he looked at Tobirama over there and said in a serious voice.
"...No need...sister-in-law..." Tobirama's expression suddenly became the same as Izuna's, and he said with a wry smile...
"No, look at you, you're already thirty! Do you know what we call you? You're an old bachelor, you can't even eat shit when it's hot. I can help you find a woman, it's already great! Guanyin , you don't mind having another mother, right?" Mito said coldly without caring about Tobirama's face. Then she thought of Guanyin and looked at her tenderly . She still had to consider Guanyin , after all, what if there was suddenly another mother and Guanyin didn't accept it?
I care! Say you care! Tobirama kept looking at the Guanyin over there.
"I don't care. It's good that my father can find someone to take care of him. Why should I care?" Guanyin shook her head and said. What does he care about? He didn't care about these things in the first place. He had lived two lives and had seen a lot of things. How could he care about these things?
Tobirama's face looked like he had eaten shit... I've raised you for so many days in vain, Guanyin ... Izuna smiled unkindly... As long as he saw Tobirama in pain, he was happy.
The meal ended with Madara, Mito, and Hashirama talking in the back...
Afternoon, East End of Konoha
Two single guys, Tobirama and Izuna, squatted under a tree in a restaurant, looking worried...
"Look at you, you disgusting and evil Uchiha Izuna, why did you drag me into your blind date too? I still have a lot of experiments to do." Tobirama angrily scolded his fellow sufferer Izuna.
"What does it have to do with me? I was forced to come here by my brother, okay? Also, you are so old and still single? Is there something wrong with you that no one wants you?" Izuna rolled her eyes at him in response.
"Uchiha Izuna!!! Do you want to die again?!"
"Senju Tobirama!!! If you have the guts, just come here!!"
The two of them instantly became angry and started fighting with each other outside the restaurant.
"Hello, are you Uchiha Izuna?" "Hello, are you Senju Tobirama?"
At this time, two women, one with black hair and one with blonde hair, one fat and one thin, slowly walked over to the side of the restaurant and asked the two people who were still fighting.
"Um, hello, I'm Uchiha Izuna." Izuna quickly stood up, patted the dust off his body, looked at the woman who greeted him and said with a smile
"Hello... my name is Nara Yui." When Nara Yui saw the handsome and cold man in front of her, she forgot everything she was thinking of saying and introduced herself with a blushing face.
This side of the door
"Hello, are you Tobirama Senju?" The fat blonde woman walked over to Tobirama and asked. She was also sizing Tobirama up in her heart. Well, he was quite handsome.
"Um... hello... I'm Tobirama Senju..." Looking at the blonde woman who weighed at least 160 pounds, Tobirama cursed Uchiha Madara a hundred times in his heart. There was no other way... He didn't dare to curse Mito... Hashirama was his elder brother... He could only curse Madara...
Tobirama turned his head to look at Uchiha Izuna who was chatting with the black-haired girl, and cursed Izuna and Madara's ancestors for eighteen generations.
Why on earth is Izumi Nai's blind date such a pretty girl, and the one in front of me... this? What are you playing with?
The two blind date pairs entered the restaurant behind them, with an aisle between the two teams.
"As for me, my hobbies are flower arranging and square dancing. What about you?" After sitting down, Nara Yui blushed and looked at Izumi in front of her and asked with a smile.
"Pfft! Hahaha...are you saying it again?" Izuna's attention has been on Tobirama over there. Seeing Tobirama's blind date, Izuna laughed out loud in an unkind manner.
"I say! My hobbies are illustration and square dancing. What about you?" Nara Yui felt a little unhappy. Doesn't this handsome guy have good hearing?
"As for me, I like it more. Haha, hahaha!!!" Izumi was about to say that when she suddenly seemed to see something and started laughing again.
"Pa!" Nara Yui couldn't stand it anymore, slapped Izuna, and turned away. This is too disrespectful. I thought this handsome guy would be very nice, but he turned out to be a fool who only knows how to laugh.
"..." Izuna was dumbfounded.. Why did he hit someone? After all, even if the deal didn't go well, there was still righteousness... How could he slap someone in the face...
"Hahahaha" But the next second, Izuna recovered and continued laughing
Here in the door room, let's start from the beginning
"We are not suitable. You are too ugly and too fat. I don't like you. Okay, let's forget about it after dinner. No need to contact each other again." Tobirama is a straight man. He speaks directly and continues to speak without paying any attention to the increasingly dark face of the woman in front of him.
The blonde couldn't bear it any longer, so she took the water that had just been brought over, threw it at Tobirama, and turned away. The reason why Izuna laughed just now was because she saw this scene...
"What are you laughing at?" Tobirama wiped the water off his face, looked at Izuna and asked.
"Hahahaha" Izumi looked at Tobirama whose face was covered with water, still smiling
"You!...Hahahaha..." Tobirama was furious. Just as he was about to greet Izuna's family, he saw the slap mark on Izuna's face and started laughing.
The two of them just looked at each other and laughed.
After they were tired of laughing
"Izuna, that slap was really loud," Tobirama taunted sarcastically.
"Same here, Tobirama, you got a free bath today," Izuna mocked.
"Uchiha Izuna!!!"
"Senju Tobirama!!!"
Well, the two of them started fighting again.. But they were sensible and didn't fight in someone else's restaurant.