After a day of cultural shock from another world, everyone in Konoha Village became dizzy...
What happened today? What did I see? What did I do? This is the question everyone asks themselves when they return home...
Because of the influence of two famous Konoha people, Madara and Hashirama, and the exaggerated music atmosphere, Konoha Village held a large-scale disco scene today...
"Hey, how's everyone dancing today!" Guanyin took the microphone developed by Lu Ge, walked to the stage, and shouted to all the villagers who were watching around.
"..." The villagers were stunned... They couldn't believe what they had done today... and... the child above looked only five or six years old, why did he have such a loud voice?
"Villagers, you have danced all day today. I know you may feel a little embarrassed. But I want to ask you, are you happy? You danced so passionately, letting go of all your unhappiness and worries. All the pressure disappeared without a trace with your dancing steps, didn't it?" Guanyin asked the crowd on the stage.
All the villagers nodded. Although it was a bit embarrassing, they didn't seem to feel much. Because everyone around them was dancing with them, and they were not dancing alone. What was there to be embarrassed about? And, indeed, after dancing all day, it seemed that all the troubles were forgotten...
Indeed, sometimes people are like this. When you do something alone, you will feel a little embarrassed, but when everyone is with you, you will not feel that way.
"Haha, just be happy today. Don't feel embarrassed. Look, didn't Lord Shodaime and Lord Madara feel ashamed dancing in front of everyone today?" Guanyin continued.
The villagers laughed..Yes, there is nothing to be ashamed of. The first generation is leading us to dance.
"Now, let me tell you something. From now on, every afternoon from 4pm to dusk, there will be an Uchiha girl group leading everyone to dance. Those who want to relieve stress can come here. Of course, you can also give them some material support. After all, the ladies of the Uchiha clan also need to eat, right? Also, the beautiful music you heard today will be available for download at the counter of the Ai Shen mobile phone store. In the future, you can sing and dance at home anytime and anywhere. There are five songs in total, and each song costs ten taels of silver." Guanyin said her real purpose today...
"Some people may ask, what is a kidney-loving cell phone? Let me answer you. The cell phone in my hand is one of them. Each cell phone has a phone card inserted in it, which contains eleven arranged numbers, and..." Then, Guanyin introduced to the villagers in detail what a cell phone is.
Offstage
"Huh~ Tobirama, Guanyin really has a business mind. She can even come up with this kind of publicity method." The exhausted Hashirama sat half dead on the ground and said to Tobirama beside him.
"Humph, it must be some bastard next to him who taught him that. Also, look at what you've become today? Don't you feel ashamed?" Tobirama snorted coldly. He was one of the few people in the village who had retained his sanity and did not follow Hashirama Madara.
"Hahaha, Tobirama, don't be so serious. Besides, in the past few years since the village was built, the village is still a little depressing. Guanyin 's method is very good. You can see that the villagers are very happy." Hashirama looked at the villagers with smiles on their faces, and felt very relieved.
"Hashirama, I won this time." At this time, Uchiha Madara, who was also panting, spoke up.
"Hey, Madara, how did you win? I'm obviously a better dancer than you." Hashirama said unconvinced
"Hey? I see you're still a little bit unwilling to accept it. Do you want to compete with me again?" Madara sneered. It seems that Hashirama still refuses to admit defeat.
"What are you breaking?" Hashirama was stunned. What does this mean?
"Oh, this is something that Guanyin created. It means fighting dance. I think it's easy to say," Madara replied.
"…."
Today's event was considered a success only after the villagers learned everything about the Kidney-Loving Phone.
Back to the station
"Uncle Ban, thank you and those sisters." Guanyin said to Uncle Ban with a smile
"It's okay, I like it very much. Also, you said that you can put the songs into this phone?" Ban bowed and said coldly
"Understood. Uncle Madara, please come to the store early tomorrow to find me. I will help you download the music! And those sisters, the Uchiha girl group thing I told you about before has already started. These sisters will be the Uchiha girl group in the future. For each song sold, 10 taels will be given, and 5 taels will be given to the sisters." Guanyin immediately nodded respectfully.
"Yes, sure." The Uchiha clan didn't really care about the share of the money from the songs, but that money belonged to the family. It would be good if the clan members could all earn some money. And Guanyin didn't ask for much, just a 50-50 split, what a good kid.
Moreover, today's incident has fermented, and the villagers have also changed their views on the Uchiha clan. Now if you go to the street and ask anyone, what will happen?
"Sir, what do you think of the Uchiha clan?"
"Is it the Uchiha clan with those girls with white thighs? They are great. The girls sing well, dance beautifully, have white legs, and breasts... cough cough cough. I think we have all wronged the Uchiha clan. The Uchiha clan leader is so handsome and dances so beautifully. They are great. I was wrong about the Uchiha clan before."
This is what Uchiha Madara asked passers-by when he came back just now. Well, it seems that the Uchiha girl group thing is indeed feasible. Well, it's time to have a boy group too.
"Kid, do you have any plans for the Uchiha boy band?" Madara then asked.
"....boys' group...don't use it for the time being...now the Uchiha girls' group has just started, the villagers may not be used to it yet. It will be fine once the villagers get used to it." Guanyin wiped the cold sweat off his face. Uncle Madara still hasn't forgotten about his position in the boys' group...
"Well, Uncle Madara, I think if you also want to dance, you can follow the girl group, just like today, let them be the dancers, and you lead them. When the time is right, you can choose a few handsome members of the tribe to form the Uchiha boy group." Guanyin continued.
"Yeah, that's fine." Madara thought about it and nodded.
In Guanyin's opinion , it's OK to just find a few random girls in the girl group. However, the boy group must not be messed up. At least wait for Jing, Shisui, Itachi, Obito, Sasuke and so on. That is what Guanyin and the stupid netizens in the previous life hope for...