Chapter 1
important notes
() Whispering to himself
{}thinking
"" how he appears or what is he doing
A: Yoo bro that exam was so hard.
M: Fr it was insanely hard it was like sex club the other way around
A: Hahaha Fr after all it is Physics but thankfully it is the last exam what shall we do in this vacation
M: How about camping in the desert for 4days after all that's my peace no noise no shit
A: I'm in BOI and also btw how do u feel beating Radhan
M: {Such an achievement} "feeling like he did the greatest achievement and getting carried away" HAHA boi this thing was like 3 months ago and I beated the pre-nerfed Radhan WITHOUT USING THE LIGHTING THINGY "looking at him intensely"
A: Oi respect your sensei I am the one who taught how to play this shit
M: I have no respect with a cheeser
A: STFU at least Sekiro only took me 10H nit like u noob
M: how says noob know but now I got go bye my pookie bear send me some nudes later tonight
A: Oh I will come to ur bed and let witness something incredible
M: I am waiting it I strive for it
M: Oh boy to cure this boredom is to… HOP ON ELDEN RING AND TO SEPPKU AHMED. So lets open discord and spam that bicth until he hops. "Opens discord and Elden ring and calls Ahmed"
A: Seemless?
M: Seemless baby lets go and fight Radahn with barehands!
A: Nah I'll pass
M: it is an easy task "After several Hours of playing" Oh so lets hangout tomorrow for the desert camping
A: OK my lovely baby Meshal
"after one day at 2:pm tomorrow"
A: So we need water tank and tent and woodfire burner and barbeque…
"After one long shopping"
M: Just imagine that if we were in Elden ring in the lands between destined to become the Elden lord and of course to sleep on Melina tits and lap AHH I love her
A: Oh man I can imagine and I will take Marika her boobies is something else
M: Don't forget that I will see her naked when we enter the Erdtree
A: Shit I will pop ur eyes
M: Will it might be suddenly a pole instead of hole
A: Nah I will separate them
M: we will see about that. And also we will go with my car since it is much better for desserts and we will go after tomorrow at the morning like 6:PM since it is far
A: OK Baby
"2 days later at the morning 6:PM"
M: OK Lets go TO DA DESSERT
A: some one is excited
M: now just come with me and lets go the road is 3 hours and adjustment will talk 1 hour so shut up and go
A: Ok ok love
"4 Hours later after finishing everything"
M,A: AHH I AM TIERD FOOOOOOOD
M: Shall we cook?
A: yes of course lets eat your culture food Kabsat Laham كبسه لحم
M: Of course it will talk a lot of time though like an hour
A: I don't mind I'm gonna go and check the places and see everything
M: Ok love the chef will make an amazing food
"An Hour later"
A: is the food ready?
M: 5min and we will devour it
A: even though you are skinny you got a black hole in your stomach
M: Hehe "The hugest grin on his face"
A: This is no complement dumbass just put the food
M:Ok ok man this shit looks tasty
A: Man maybe I will eat the plate with it
"After a long lunch"
A: you know what is needed now a TEA
M: with seeds da best. Am going to make the tea bring the seeds
A: ok and also I saw a cave while you are making a lunch it seems a dad lore shit
M: we should go at night to explore it you know for more action
A: Of course, it must be spooky and scary
M: Nothing scary after all it is da DAD LORE and imagine the tarnished dads lore it is insane I mean Margit speech Foul tarnished is alone something and Radhan also everything-oh tea's ready
A: Man, I want to be a tarnshied spurned by the grace of gold
M: Ok for now lets drink tea and eat seeds and chat until sunset to put on the campfire
A: Ok but tbh I want to talk about love life for some reason I feel like shallow its better at night with fire and that shit feels good
M: I feel you homie but to me in this world love is something stupid after all you know what they say ومن الحب ما قتل which means some love killed people at least killed people hearts
A: I know man love is something I hate yet I strive for. And oh did u hear about the new phenomenon the one that people dream that they are in a game, anime, story, etc then suddenly boom they disappear the other day
M: They say that people went to that world or some bullshit but imagine if it was real I would go to something like overflow nah 2 on me this amazing
A: for me nah I would go to Sex with Hitler "the most evil grin in the world"
M: How did I forget haha "A smile on his face"
"Time passed until midnight"
M: Bro this shit is amazing chatting with fire in the middle of the night but for now lets go to sleep
A: ok I am already tired
"they put their futon and slept in the tent and while sleeping something happened"
M: oh man what is that lucid dream? where am I lets explore it "explores a bit" wait hold up isn't this Elden ring!!! Man where is MELINA MY LOVE and oh yeah lets punch ugly Varee. OI Varee take this "wakes up from the dream sweating like crazy" man why I am sweating and Ahmed Ahmed wake up why are you sweating like crazy
A: Man I was in the best dream in ELDEN RING it was- "some falling star just fell and they saw it by they edge of their eyes" Bro did you saw what I saw
M: I saw what you Saw
A: and it fell at that cave I talked about at noon
M: Dads lore is going to begin
A: Oh HELL YEAH
"wearing their shoes and bringing flashlight with them they went to wear the star fell"
A: Bro I think it is inside the cave
M: That's much better more action to my life
A: I swear to god we are sick
"They entered the cave and found something weird shining"
M: Bro doesn't this looks like…
A: Yeah it looks like
M,A: A FUCKING MINI ERDTREE AND UNDER IT IS A GRACE!!!!
M: wait if we touch it then this will explain the phenomenon of people disappearing
A: Oh… I don't think that's rig-
M: Come on LETS GO!! "Grabs his hand and touch Erdtree"
M: "dizzy and tries to concentrate" Where am I what this place and who are you?
A: I am ur friend dumbass and why u cosplaying this
M: No why you r cosplaying this
M,A: Wait then we Are the samurai in ELDEN RING?!