Men interested in hammers?
Who else but Thor, who was banished by Odin, the father of the gods?
No, you can't call him Thor now.
Now he is just an ordinary person with relatively strong muscles.
It seems that he wants to restore his divine power through the hammer.
But he still didn't seem to understand what Odin meant.
"Coulson, let's go there again."
"Maybe there will be a good harvest this time."
Coulson nodded and got up to make travel arrangements.
Ryu Takahashi twisted his sore neck.
Looks like I'm going on a long trip again!
He gave Fury a meaningful look before walking away.
"Hey, old b*****d, maybe you will bring back something amazing for your team when you go out this time."
"By the way, you can ask Dr. Banner to visit Tony when nothing happens. I believe the two of them will definitely have something in common."
...
New Mexico.
Outside the Meow Hammer protection shed.
A middle-aged man in a black leather coat with a bow on his back sat leisurely on the tower crane and swayed his legs.
Suddenly, he felt a gaze looking towards him.
He subconsciously held the compound bow in his hand, skillfully nocking the bow and drawing the arrow.
He was obviously relieved when he saw that the person coming was Coulson.
"Barton, you are still so alert."
"You can't be careful if you don't. That man keeps wandering around here. Next time I see him, I will definitely c*m through his a**!"
Thor, who was thinking hard about how to get the hammer back in the tavern, suddenly tightened his anus.
He frowned slightly, wondering, why do I feel like someone is plotting against my butt?
Thinking of the two days ago when he went to the protection shed to check the situation, he was almost shot to death by an earthling with a bow and arrow.
He thought that the man was chasing him and was about to attack his anus.
He looked around with his peripheral vision alertly.
After finding nothing unusual, he continued to compete with the beer in the draft beer cup.
How can I get my hammer back?
This is a problem.
Marvel's sixth Hawkeye Barton swung down from the tower crane, walked up to Ryu Takahashi and extended his hand generously.
"Nice to meet you sir, I'm Clint Barton."
"Ryu Takahashi, it's nice to meet you too. Mr. Barton, can you describe to me what the man you saw two days ago looks like?"
"How should I put it, long brown hair, sideburns, strong muscles, slovenly..."
"In general, people with well-developed limbs and simple minds are just like that."
That's right.
The man who sneaks in to find the hammer is the banished Thor.
Having never lived in Blue Star, he would definitely look out of place with Americans.
It's normal to look a little not very smart.
"Barton, have we sent an agent to follow him?"
"We have sent tracking personnel, but the news that comes back is always a bit strange."
"Oh? What a strange method?"
"He seems to be an alcoholic. He basically hasn't been out in the pub these days."
"And I'll only drink beer, nothing else."
"He was shaking his head and sighing while drinking, which made the boss almost call the police."
Ryu Takahashi smiled slightly, new things always arouse people's interest.
It seems that Asgard's group of old immortals are more human.
"Barton, where is he? Can you take me there?"
...
Outside the town tavern.
Patton leaned on the car seat and pointed at the man holding a draft beer glass by the window.
"No, it's him. I don't know if he likes drinking or not."
"If he likes to drink bars, he drinks beer."
"If he doesn't like drinking in bars, he drinks beer."
"What a strange man."
Ryu Takahashi smiled slightly.
"I'll go over and take a look. You guys wait for me here."
Then he got out of the car, closed the door, walked into the tavern and sat down opposite Thor.
Thor, who was thinking about how to retrieve the hammer, was stunned.
Looking at Ryu Takahashi sitting opposite, he couldn't help but murmur in his heart.
Have I been discovered?
But this guy doesn't look threatening at all.
If anyone comes to trouble me, kill him and get out of here!
Ryu Takahashi raised his hand.
"Hello, give me a draft beer too!"
The bartender responded in a low voice and returned to the bar to bring Ryu Takahashi a glass of beer.
He raised his glass and said to Thor with a smile.
"How do the specialties on Blue Star taste?"
"Thor, son of Father Odin?"
Thor swung his wine glass and looked at the man who raised the glass and smiled at him in shock.
How does he know my identity?
Is he from Asgard too?
No, I'm supposed to be familiar with the aura of Asgard. This man doesn't look like a local.
Giants of Jotunheim?
But there was no cold breath about him.
Who is this man?
Now that I have lost my supernatural power, I probably won't be his opponent before I get the hammer back. It is the right choice not to be tough now.
He cleared his throat and replied to Ryu Takahashi in what he thought was a gentler voice.
"I like it very much, sir. You can't taste this kind of taste over there."
Thor, who deliberately spoke with a low voice, made Ryu Takahashi feel uncomfortable all over.
He shivered.
Why did Thor, the omnipotent person in heaven and earth, turn into a small clip?
"Speak normally, my friend, I don't mean any harm, otherwise you might not be in this world anymore."
Thor: What do you mean?
Does he have the power to destroy gods?
Even though I have lost Thor's power, my body still has some of the god's power.
Why does he look like he can kill me easily?
"I know what you are thinking. You want to get the hammer back and restore Thor's power, right?"
Thor also responded generously.
"Yes, I need that hammer!"
"Asgard is not peaceful now, I need to get my power back!"
Ryu Takahashi sighed.
"It seems you still don't understand. Forget it, I'll take you to see it and you'll understand."
Hearing this, Thor looked at Ryu Takahashi in surprise.
"Can you take me in? There is a man with a bow and arrow outside the tent. He can shoot accurately. We can't get close to him like this."
Ryu Takahashi waved his hands indifferently.
"Just follow me. I told you to see it so you can see it."
Ryu Takahashi took Thor out of the tavern and got into S.H.I.E.L.D's special car.
When Thor got in the car and saw Barton carrying a bow and arrow, his anus tightened again.
Are you in the same relationship?!
"Let's go to the hammer."
Not only Coulson who was driving, but also Button who was sitting in the back were stunned.
What the hell? Bringing a thief into your home?
"That thing belongs to someone else, so it's not a bad idea to show him."
That hammer is his?!
Is it possible that this man is the alien creature?
Doesn't this look similar to us?
Ryu Takahashi nodded to the confused Coulson, dispelling his doubts.
Then he drove away in the car.
When everyone came to Thor's hammer.
Thor's emotions became increasingly uncontrollable.
Finally see you, my baby!
He placed his hand on the hammer's handle.
It's like caring for your own child!
Come back! My power!
He gave it a hard tug.
An embarrassing scene happened.
Thor's hammer remained motionless in its place.
What's going on?
Meow Hammer is resisting my power!
Impossible! He is my weapon, how can he not be controlled by me!
I don't believe it!
Looking at Thor who was blushing but unable to lift Thor's hammer.
Ryu Takahashi: I knew this idiot didn't understand what Odin meant.
Coulson: Does this thing belong to him? Then why can't he pick it up?
Barton: I guess Mr. Ryu Takahashiis wrong. It seems he is still a thief. I have to find an angle to shoot him in the butt.
"Don't fight with the hammer yet Thor, put him here first, you can't take him away and no one else can take him away."
"Now I want to talk to you more about your family. You are very lively now! Are you interested?"
Thor: What? I came out to work! My home was stolen?