On the Set of Pirates of the Caribbean
"Holy shit!"
"That's Martin?!"
"My God!"
After a full day of discussions, Martin finally convinced director Gore Verbinski and renowned Hollywood producer Jerry Bruckheimer to accept his vision for Captain Jack Sparrow's makeup and mannerisms.
When Martin stepped out in full costume and makeup, everyone was stunned.
Thick kohl lined his eyes, creating a striking set of dark rings around them. His goatee was braided into two small plaits. A faded red bandana covered his head, and long, brown dreadlocks adorned with colorful beads cascaded down his shoulders. He wore a wrinkled, billowy cotton-linen shirt with lantern sleeves—the ivory fabric slightly yellowed, reflecting the rugged life of a pirate forever at sea.
Over his shirt, he donned a long vest and a wide belt around his waist, leaving the front open. A tattered greatcoat with oversized cuffs draped over his frame, while loose-fitting breeches tucked into knee-high, suede boots with folded cuffs. The entire look exuded a decadent, weathered grandeur.
But what truly shocked everyone wasn't just the attire—it was Martin's swaggering gait. His steps swayed dramatically, almost like a model strutting down a catwalk.
At first glance, the aura he exuded was… ethereal, devilishly charming, and strangely seductive.
No one could believe that this man—this eccentric pirate—was the same Martin.
The same Martin who played Legolas.
The same Martin who had portrayed the heroic savior.
"Hey, mates, what's with those faces? It's me, Jack—Jack Sparrow."
Martin raised his pinky finger in an exaggeratedly delicate pose, speaking in a sultry, lilting voice. Then, with a mischievous glint in his eye, he shot Jerry Bruckheimer a playful wink.
A crisp voice suddenly broke the stunned silence.
"Oh my God, who the hell is this freaky old guy?"
Everyone turned, their expressions still frozen in shock and disbelief.
A young, beautiful woman stood nearby, dressed in a period-style gown. She stared at Martin with wide, incredulous eyes.
Martin looked at her, instantly recognizing her—Keira Knightley.
The same Keira Knightley who had declared at The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring premiere that she would marry him one day.
"Hello, Keira!" Martin greeted her casually.
Her eyes widened in even greater shock. "You—you—you know me?"
She searched her mind frantically, unable to recall when or where she had ever met this bizarre-looking man.
"Of course, I know you. You even told me your name yourself."
"That's impossible!"
"Really? Think back. At The Fellowship of the Ring premiere, who did you say you wanted to marry?"
"What? Wait—hold on—You… you're Martin Meyers?!"
Martin bent at the waist, spread his arms theatrically, and twirled twice before executing a perfect European gentleman's bow.
"At your service."
Keira gasped, covering her mouth with both hands. "Oh my God! You really are Martin! But… this look—?!"
"How do I look?"
Martin lifted onto his toes, spread his arms wide, and spun in a graceful twirl, his effeminate aura practically overwhelming.
"Uh… well, um… definitely… groundbreaking?" Keira finally managed to squeeze out a diplomatic response.
Her words made Gore Verbinski and Jerry Bruckheimer exchange wry smiles.
To be honest, both men originally thought Martin was better suited for the role of the blacksmith—Will Turner.
According to the script, Will Turner was supposed to be tall, handsome, an expert swordsman, and romantically entangled with the governor's daughter—Elizabeth (Keira Knightley's character). It was the quintessential dashing hero role.
From every angle, Martin was perfect for it.
In fact, Martin had even personally recommended Orlando Bloom for the role.
Orlando was good, no doubt—but he was nowhere near Martin's level in terms of acting skill or star power.
That wasn't to say Martin was just a pretty face. No one could claim that an actor who had won an Oscar at thirteen—and swept up numerous other prestigious awards—lacked talent.
But Martin's unparalleled popularity, particularly among teenagers and women (the primary moviegoing demographic), made him Hollywood's most marketable star.
Beyond that, his stunning looks and physique made him ideal for the traditional "pretty-boy" roles. His portrayal of Legolas had already cemented that.
A leading man with godlike beauty and unbeatable popularity? Any film studio would kill to cast him in a romantic lead.
But Martin had zero interest in playing another "pretty-boy."
He had done it once with Legolas—that was enough.
So, instead of taking the role of Will Turner, he handed it to poor Orlando Bloom—the ultimate "professional pretty-boy."
Besides, Martin wasn't just starring in Pirates of the Caribbean—he was also one of the film's screenwriters and an investor.
In Hollywood, producers held immense power. They could replace actors, fire directors, and rewrite scripts at will.
But even a heavyweight like Jerry Bruckheimer had to bow to capital.
And Martin was capital.
So, despite their reservations, Verbinski and Bruckheimer had no choice but to agree.
Still, their hesitant expressions revealed their lingering doubts.
Martin didn't care. Doubts, dissatisfaction—it was all irrelevant.
Because once the film hit theaters and became a box office smash, every single doubt would disappear.
Success had a way of silencing critics.
Finally, Keira shook off her initial shock and stepped forward with an apologetic look.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to—"
Martin waved a hand dismissively. "No worries. If anything, your reaction just proves that my interpretation of Jack Sparrow is strong enough to make people forget Legolas entirely. That's a good thing."
"Really? So you're not mad?" Keira's lips curved into a relieved smile.
"Oh, I am mad. You just called me a freak, after all." Martin's expression turned playfully stern. "So, young lady, how do you plan to make it up to me?"
He feigned a menacing glare—but his heavily kohled eyes and lingering air of flamboyant charm made the attempt completely not intimidating.
To Keira, it just looked hilarious.
"Pfft!"
"Ah—sorry, I didn't mean to laugh—I swear! Pfft—pfft—" Keira struggled to contain her giggles, shoulders shaking uncontrollably.
Martin threw up his hands in mock resignation.
"Fine, fine, I get it—I'm a joke now. But hey, you know what? Jack Sparrow is the comic relief in this film. So, mission accomplished! Go ahead, laugh all you want!"
Watching their interaction from a distance, Gore Verbinski suddenly mused aloud,
"…Maybe Martin's Jack Sparrow really will work."
Jerry Bruckheimer's glasses flashed as he nodded thoughtfully.
[TL/N: On New Year's Eve, my friend and I were at a park skateboarding and messing around. Suddenly, loud moaning echoed throughout the entire park. We froze in silence, staring at each other in shock. The moaning continued, and it was coming from behind a tree. Turns out, there were two guys having sex back there, and it scared the hell out of us. Lmao.]