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The blue holographic box shimmered in front of me, glowing like a firecracker about to burst. My curiosity spiked.
"Alright, System. What's in this newbie rewards box?"
<< Host, prepare to be amazed. This is the system's *exclusive* beginner's pack. Opening in 3... 2... 1... >>
The box exploded in a burst of vibrant fireworks, the display ending in the shape of a spider web. Floating inside were four distinct items, each glowing with a faint aura.
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### **Newbie Rewards**
1. Accelerated Healing
<< This genetic enhancement will allow the host to recover from injuries at a rate far faster than normal humans. While not on par with Wolverine or Deadpool, you'll heal minor wounds in seconds and major injuries in minutes. Ideal for someone who likes getting punched by people stronger than them. >>
2. Magnetic Wall Climber Blueprint
<< This advanced tech lets you climb any surfaceāwalls, ceilings, and even glassāusing tiny suction-magnetic nodes. Perfect for when you're tired of taking the stairs or running away from Lizard-like monstrosities. Note: Assembly required. Good luck, Host. >>
3. Web Bomb & Web Shooter Blueprint
<< A two-in-one deal! The web shooters allow you to swing around and restrain enemies. The web bombs? Well, let's just say they'll make your enemies feel like a fly in a trap. Warning: Web fluid not included. You'll have to craft that on your own. Try not to blow yourself up. >>
4. Basic Spider Sense
<< Borrowed from a rather lackluster Spider-Man variant, this ability gives you slightly enhanced danger awareness. It won't predict every punch or explosion, but hey, it's better than nothing. Use it wisely, Hostāor not. Your funeral. >>
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I blinked as the items floated before me, then into my inventory.
"Okay, System. These are... decent. But 'slightly enhanced danger awareness?' Really?"
<< Host, I don't write the rules. I just enforce them. If you want better, work for it. In the meantime, don't die too quickly. That would be very inconvenient for me. >>
"Anyways, which Spiderman is this danger awareness from?"
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"Uh.. That's because he has that level of technology with him... Well whatever. At least I have something that would be helpful for me in this world.
I was happy, because I not only finished the system mission and won rewards, but my skin had also turned back to normal.
Moreover I got some free stuff. Who says no to free stuff?
Definitely not me.
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Obviously I had also thought the same. From what I saw till now, Spiderman powers comes with a great deal of pain, which makes it easy to understand. I opened the inventory and found several things there.
The blueprints were all stored in the inventory and looked like how a game inventory shows it. A small card like thing with a wrench on it.
I decided to open one of them. So I selected the web shooter.
A 3d holographic image popped up in front of me. It was awesome. It reminded me of the scene from Ironman. The one where Tony was making the gauntlet of iron man. It was cool.
I swiped across the hologram and it spun round.
"Cool...
Wait? Am I the only one who would be able to see this? This is a hologram so it would be visible to others too, right?"
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That's when I saw a small box at the corner of the hologram. It was blinking, so I clicked on it.
It was another blueprint.
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Well, it solves my problem a lot.
But the content of that web. That'd be a bit hard to obtain.
It's content has carbon nanotubes or Kevlar nanotubes as a fundamental ingredient. And that stuff isn't easy to obtain and is costly.
Moreover, certain chemicals like isopropyl alcohol or ethanol, cyanoacrylate or potassium nitrate won't be easy. I would require large quantities if needed to make web shooter or web bombs.
And it would be suspicious if large quantity of that shit disappeared from the school.
"Fk. It's hard to become a hero. No wonder people tend to become a villain when they get powers. ", I sighed.
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I opened the system shop, obviously by thinking shop. The shop was really vast, and like system had said, it had several things that could help me out. But there was a problem.
That stuff were costly. It said a simple web shooter alone costed around 1300 web coins. And currently I had around 10 or something on me.
Definitely costly.
After a few minutes, I decided to clean up the place a bit. I don't want the janitor to find Lizard scales in the toilet. That would be bad.
So I dumped it inside the toilet and left.
The class had already started by the time I arrived. I quietly entered the class, and when the teacher asked me, I simply said that I was unwell and was in the infirmary. Obviously being the model student, the teacher didn't question me any more.
I explored some more of the system shop and the rewards and my next mission.
My future would be too busy.