[Congratulations to the host. Gained shock value +200]
[Congratulations to the host. Gained shock value +200]
[Congratulations to the host. Gained shock value +200]
The people in the carriage were attracted by Lin Bai's loud noise. The Chinese people who love to watch the excitement all their lives stopped playing with their phones and looked towards Lin Bai.
Some who were a little farther away left their seats and came closer to watch.
The main idea is that since they are at the scene. They must watch the whole process.
This scene made the old man sweat profusely. He hurriedly supported Lin Bai and said: "Young man. You... You. You. You... What are you doing? Get up first. If you lie on the ground like this. People will talk about it for a lifetime later!"
But Lin Bai just lay on the ground so casually. No matter how the old man persuaded him. He still didn't give any answer.
This made the old man extremely panicked. He wondered if this kid found out that the piece I gave him was just picked up from the ground?
It shouldn't be. There's no reason...
I picked it up less than a second after it fell on the ground. It shouldn't be discovered...
Could it be that this kid is deliberately trying to blackmail me??
Thinking of this. The old man frowned tightly. Lowered his voice and said in an interrogative tone: "I said. What exactly do you want to do?"
Hearing this question. Lin Bai tremulously raised his right hand. And then extremely difficultly stretched out two fingers.
The old man was completely confused: "Kid. At this time. Let's not do the victory sign."
Lin Bai: "..."
What the hell. Victory sign!
"I mean... Without two hundred yuan. I can't get up."
Old man: "(ΩДΩ)!!"
Oh my god! You kid! Are you really here to mess with me??
Seeing the old man's expression. The audience in the live stream room couldn't hold it back at all.
[Pfft. The old man's expression can make me laugh to death...]
[Hahaha.]
[After Brother Bai escaped from the carriage. He started to create program effects.]
[Brother Bai said: Just now there were policemen controlling me. Now no one can control me. Then isn't it time to let loose??]
[This really makes me happy.]
[I laughed so hard that I made a pig's cry. How is Brother Bai's brain structure? He can do such a crazy thing?]
At this time. A middle-aged man who came closer asked curiously: "What's wrong. Old man??"
The old man quickly explained: "This young man just said he wanted to exchange ducks with me to eat."
As he spoke. He also picked up the bag of duck necks that Lin Bai gave him just now. And then continued:
"Just use this bag of duck necks. Said to exchange for a piece of duck to eat. And then after eating. He just lay down so casually. And also said that my duck is poisonous."
Lin Bai opened his eyes and peeked. Then shouted loudly: "Do you think I'm stupid or everyone is stupid? Exchange a bag of duck necks for a piece of duck? Do you think this is reasonable?"
"Yes! This is very unreasonable!"
Everyone immediately started to think about this problem.
After all. Who in their right mind would exchange a full bag of duck necks for a piece of duck?
Something is wrong. Very wrong...
Old man: "???"
"Hey. Hey. Don't listen to his nonsense. I have witnesses here."
Several aunties around quickly nodded and said: "It was indeed this young man who took the initiative to exchange ducks just now."
Lin Bai: "Oh. These days. People who drug others even have accomplices!"
Auntie: "???"
"Hey. Hey! What are you talking about. Kid? How can you say that about us? What accomplice. I think you need a lesson..."
Lin Bai: "Anxious. Anxious... And still want to hit people."
Everyone quickly protected Lin Bai. And began to look up and down at the old man and auntie with scrutinizing eyes.
Old man: "....."
Auntie: "....."
The old man and auntie were on the verge of tears and shouted: "He is the liar. He is the liar!!"
At this time. A young woman in her early thirties stood up and said: "Everyone. Don't be misled by this person. Haven't you all read the news? These days. There are indeed many people who deliberately lie on the ground to blackmail others..."
But before she could finish speaking. Lin Bai suddenly shouted: "Ah~"
"The drug is starting to take effect. I feel. My body is getting hot. I want to take off my clothes. Take off my pants. Take off my underwear..."
As he spoke. He also looked at the young woman with a pleading look: "Sister. Can you... Help me?"
[Congratulations to the host. Gained shock value +500]
[Congratulations to the host. Gained shock value +500]
[Congratulations to the host. Gained shock value +500]
The young woman: "(ΩДΩ)??"
Wait!
This onset state. It's a bit inappropriate!!
Her face immediately turned red. She quickly stepped back and said: "It's hard to say. These days. There are also many people who drug others..."
Audience: "???"
[Oh my god. Brother Bai. You are really a talent!]
[Goodness. Did the old man put an aphrodisiac in your duck??]
[Hahaha. It's so vulgar!]
[It's extremely excessive!!]
[Pfft. Brother Bai's crazy operation is really extremely crazy.]
This scene immediately made Chai Xi in the live stream room blush. And for a moment. She didn't know how to explain.
"This contestant... Um... Professor Wang. What is the purpose of his behavior? Can you explain it to the audience from the perspective of criminal psychology?"
Wang Dashan. Who always answers every question. Was actually at a loss for words at this time: "Um... This... Um... It feels a bit hard to explain from criminal psychology. But maybe it can be explained from neuropsychology."
Chai Xi: "How so?"
Wang Dashan: "This contestant is crazy."
Chai Xi couldn't hold it back. And burst out laughing.
Looking at Lin Bai in the picture. She was both angry and amused.
What kind of person is this...
So fun! (^▽^)!
The old man sat on the side. Looking at Lin Bai who was having a fever on the ground. His face was full of black lines.
What kind of thing did I encounter??
And before he could figure this out. Lin Bai on the ground suddenly sat up in surprise. And then...
Looked at a big brother who took off his shoes. And said in an extremely serious expression: "Big brother. Listen to me. Put on your shoes. Otherwise. I will curse you right now!!"
Old man: "???"
Auntie: "???"
Everyone present: "???"
[Congratulations to the host. Gained shock value +500]
[Congratulations to the host. Gained shock value +500]
[Congratulations to the host. Gained shock value +500]
This big brother saw Lin Bai's serious eyes. And was so scared that he lost a few pounds. He put on his shoes without hesitation for a second.
Only then did Lin Bai's face look better.
Damn it...
I was just pretending. At the moment I lay down. I was almost fainted by this big brother's stinky feet.
I really don't know what people who take off their shoes in a closed carriage with such stinky feet are thinking.
Of course. Lin Bai knew very well that time was urgent. And didn't waste any more time on this. Instead. In the eyes of everyone's doubts. He opened his schoolbag.
Then...
Took out a disposable white sheet.
And then...
Lay down again. And covered himself with the sheet. And covered his head.
Well...
Yes. He just lay so casually on the aisle of the carriage. And lay as straight as a piece of wood.
Seeing this scene. The corner of the old man's mouth couldn't help but twitch. And he was almost on the verge of crying. Today. I really met a living ancestor!
The old man asked in a trembling voice: "Kid.... You... What are you doing again?"
Lin Bai poked out half of his head. Revealed a pair of crescent eyes with a smile. And said in a joking tone: "It's okay. Old man. I'm fine... I just feel tired of living. And want to die once."
Old man: "(ΩДΩ)!"
Everyone: "(ΩДΩ)!"
Audience: "(ΩДΩ)!"
I've heard of people defecating everywhere.
Lying down and dying everywhere...
This is really the first time I've seen it!!
This big brother's mental state is too beautiful. Right?
The key is that he really does something when there is something to do!
And he can do all kinds of things!
Brother Bai... You are still too comprehensive!*´∀`)´∀`)*´∀`)*´∀`)