There are billions of people that are happy that they are alive. Why you may ask? That's because they were able to witness such a beautiful girl like me.
"Offu." "Offu."
What are the noises that you are hearing? That is the voices of admiration that people made from seeing such a perfect beautiful girl like me.
What am I doing outside? Well, I am going to go to Saiki's house to meet with his mother.
It's not like I want to meet Saiki or something. His mom just said that she was going to teach me how to make ramen today.
Yes. It's not like I was hoping to see him. So I will just ring his doorbell.....
"Ding dong."
"Ding dong."
Hmms. Strange. No one answered.
It almost seemed as if someone had disabled the lock so that I could not get inside.
[Are you a Psychic?]
[But she is right. I purposely used my powers to disable the doorbell so that you can't get inside.]
[But when did mom learn how to make Ramen?]
{Haaaa. It seems like they are not home. I should just go back home.}
[Yeah. Go home. Wait no. Why are you there?]
{Huh. Isn't that?}
"Offu."
It's Saiki's Grandpa. What is he doing here?
"Long time no see. My granddaughter-in-law." he said.
[Who the hell is your granddaughter-in-law?]
"Huh. The doorbell is not working. Don't worry I will make a call for you." He continued.
Saiki's grandfather volunteered. Yes. How lucky am I to see him before I go home? I mean Saiki is very lucky to meet me.
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A while later.
"Ah, the door is opened."
"Then let's get in. I am sure Kusuo would be happy to see you." He said.
[I am not]
"Oh my. Dad, Komomi." His mom greeted us as we went inside his house.