"I am not the bad guy here! Why won't you listen to me!"
"Because I don't want to," Bane called back, and Misery ran after him.
"Do you treat your wife like this?!"
Bane stopped, and took in a deep breath before turning around. "My wife is a much better sport than you are. She also puts up a fight, and doesn't take my shit sitting down. I have been cut, stabbed, burned and frozen by her more times than you can count, so don't try to compare yourself to the woodland hurricane that is my wife!"
"Woodland?"
"Nevermind," Bane said, and waved it off. "It is a type of tree, but it doesn't matter."
"Then stop saying weird stuff, and listen to me! If you go to fight the Demon King right now, you are going to have to fight more than just him!"
