"You two have been married for decades without a single fight, how did you manage that?" asked the reporter to the husband.
"When I first married my wife, she entered the house and the dog barked at her, she said 'That's the first time.' A few days later, as she was pouring water, the dog barked at her again, and she noted 'That's the second time.' A few more days passed, she was splitting wood, and the dog barked again; my wife responded by chopping its head off with an axe. I yelled at her, 'Are you crazy?' She then calmly looked at me and said, 'That's the first time.' Since then, I have lived a happy life," the husband answered.
This is a joke, but the method described is quite practical in reality, especially now, as heads spin under Xia Tian's feet, the remaining few people lie flat on the ground, daring not to move, fearing that any slight motion might draw the wrath of this demonic woman.
