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Chapter 3 - 003 Heavenly Master Is Alarmed

Qin Hao was testing his cultivation in the courtyard.

At this moment, from outside the Heavenly Master Mansion courtyard, there came a knocking sound. A Daoist boy entered, first bowed to Qin Hao, then said, "Heavenly Master, Taoist Jing Xuan invites you to visit the Three Pure Ones Hall, there's... an incident at the Three Pure Ones Hall."

An incident at the Three Pure Ones Hall?

Qin Hao was stunned for a moment.

The Three Pure Ones Hall.

It was Qingyun Mountain's main hall; what could possibly go wrong?

Qin Hao said, "You go ahead, I'll follow shortly."

Since there was an incident at the Three Pure Ones Hall.

Then he, as the Heavenly Master, the head of Qingyun Mountain,

naturally could not shirk his responsibilities and ignore the situation.

Might as well go take a look on the way.

Qin Hao followed the Daoist boy to the Taoist temple in front of the Heavenly Master Mansion.

Before even entering the Three Pure Ones Hall, from a distance, they could see many people had gathered in the great hall.

Many tourists who had come to worship and laymen were all gathered here.

And there were many Qingyun Mountain Taoists present as well.

It seemed indeed that something had gone wrong.

Qin Hao entered the great hall.

A few Taoists rushed over as soon as they saw Qin Hao arrive.

Qin Hao asked, "What happened?"

A Red Robed Taoist came over, first giving his respects, then whispered a few words in Qin Hao's ear.

This Red Robed Taoist, Taoist Jing Xuan, was also a high-ranking Taoist at the Qingyun Mountain Taoist Temple.

He usually was specifically in charge of the Three Pure Ones Hall.

Taoist Jing Xuan informed Qin Hao that just a while ago, a man came into the Three Pure Ones Temple with a little boy.

While they were not paying attention, the little boy urinated on the statues of The Three Pure Ones.

Such an act, in the Xuanmen Sect, was absolutely outrageous.

The Three Pure Ones are the founders of the Xuanmen Sect, the highest level of deities.

Their status is equivalent to that of ancestors in a typical household.

Urinating on the statue of The Three Pure Ones was no different from urinating on someone's ancestor's grave.

Could this issue not blow up?

Thus, upon discovering this, Taoist Jing Xuan immediately informed the Heavenly Master.

It was best left to the Heavenly Master to handle the situation.

Meanwhile, elsewhere,

A man dressed in a black coat sat in a chair in the Three Pure Ones Hall with a little boy.

These two were the instigators of the incident.

Unnoticed by others, a tiny camera at the collar of the man in the black coat was filming everything and livestreaming the event.

This man was named Zhang Tong.

Actually, he was a streamer for a certain livestreaming platform.

Because of a bet yesterday with a rich patron in his livestream, he specifically came to Qingyun Mountain today.

Yesterday, while Zhang Tong was livestreaming, a wealthy viewer entered his chat.

Just as Zhang Tong was boasting,

he claimed that he dared to do anything in this world.

Without another word, the wealthy viewer sent him ten rockets directly.

In Zhang Tong's streaming platform, one rocket was worth 1000 RMB.

The platform split profits with him on a thirty-seven basis.

That is, for one rocket, he could earn 700!

Ten rockets, that was 7000!

In an instant, Zhang Tong became obsequious to the wealthy patron.

The next second, the wealthy patron commented that if he dared, he should go to Qingyun Mountain, the number one mountain of the Dragon Country's Xuanmen Sect, and urinate on the statue of The Three Pure Ones.

If he did it, the wealthy patron would send him a hundred rockets afterward!

A hundred rockets!

Zhang Tong's eyes went green.

That was seventy thousand yuan.

He agreed without a second thought.

It was just urinating.

The wealthy patron did not specify who had to do the urinating.

Zhang Tong immediately brought his son along.

His son was only ten years old this year.

What would a ten-year-old know?

Even if caught urinating in front of The Three Pure Ones statue, Zhang Tong was not worried.

He would simply claim that the child was ignorant.

Would these Taoists really trouble a child?

If word got out, could Qingyun Mountain even continue to operate?

So, Zhang Tong sat there, completely calm.

His livestream was full of continuous "66666!"

"Bro you're awesome! I thought you were just boasting in yesterday's stream, I didn't expect you to actually dare!"

"When it comes to courage, it's all about our Brother Tong! He said he'd do it and he did, urinating on The Three Pure Ones statue at Qingyun Mountain, the first Xuanmen mountain in Dragon Country, this move is unbeatable!"

"Bro, you're truly fearless! Qingyun Mountain is a thousand-year-old grand sect of Dragon Country's Xuanmen, aren't you afraid the Taoists will deal with you harshly?"

"I heard Taoists know a lot of spells; if they find out you did it deliberately, you might be done for!"

"That's right, messing with their Three Pure Ones statue is no different than urinating on someone's grave; bro, your courage is real big, risking your life just to make money!"

"What's there to be afraid of? What first mountain of Xuanmen, it's all just feudal superstition, it's the year 9022 after all, who still believes in this?"

"Yeah, laughable, we're in the age of technology now, iPhones are up to the 13th release, who still talks about spells? Why not claim there are still immortals in the world?"

...

Zhang Tong looked at the comments flying across his livestream chat.

He wasn't the least bit nervous.

Zhang Tong himself was also an atheist.

He didn't believe in The Three Pure Ones, in spells, or in immortals.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have brought his son to stir up trouble.

Is there anything more terrifying in this world than being without money?

Just making a mess here could net him seventy thousand, why not?

As for those Taoists, he had been sitting here for half a day now, and even that Red Robed Taoist earlier couldn't do anything about him.

Zhang Tong was quite pleased with himself.

He was thrilled about earning a quick seventy thousand RMB.

Just then, a figure approached him.

Then, a voice near his ear said, "Blessings of Infinite Heavenly Venerate, this layman, it is said that your child just relieved himself in our Three Pure Ones Hall, is this true?"

Zhang Tong looked up.

He was expecting someone significant.

Instead, it turned out to be a young man.

Zhang Tong relaxed even more, directly saying, "Yes, young Taoist, my son couldn't hold it, I apologize!"

Although it was intentional, since he was on someone else's turf, Zhang Tong still had to speak nicely, pretending piety.

Otherwise, he really would not be able to leave.

Before Zhang Tong could finish speaking, that elderly Red Robed Taoist from before said, "Layman, please be mindful of your words, what young Taoist? This is Qingyun Mountain's current Heavenly Master!"

Taoist Jing Xuan directly revealed Qin Hao's identity.

Hearing that this young man was the Qingyun Mountain Heavenly Master,

Zhang Tong was stunned.

What?

The Heavenly Master?

Such a young Heavenly Master?

His act of having his son urinate had even alarmed the Heavenly Master?

Although Zhang Tong did not believe in the stuff from Xuanmen Sect,

he still knew the basics.

The title of Heavenly Master was supremely prestigious.

It was the definitive authority of the Xuanmen.

Those who became Heavenly Master were not only powerful themselves but also had significant backing!

Zhang Tong had never expected that he would actually draw the Qingyun Mountain Heavenly Master over here.

Zhang Tong suddenly had a bad feeling.

This...

Alarming the Heavenly Master.

That couldn't possibly bring trouble, could it?