While everyone's attention was focused on him, the two little spiders that had just emerged from the magic circle had already begun hawking their services.
Failed Eel: "Rides for hire! 500 Joss Paper an hour! PM for a quick deal!"
Failed Dirty Eel: "Half price for the second one!"
Even though the spiders controlled by the players had just hatched from spider eggs, thanks to the infusion of the "Scourge OL" faith, their bodies were fully developed, their rotund forms about a meter long, more than capable of carrying skeleton soldiers.
Watching the two Earth Cave Spiders "selling" themselves at the scene, [China's Number One Pig], who had also just emerged from a spider egg, was instantly shocked.
"What the fuck?! Where's your dignity?"
Failed Eel: "What do you know? This is the correct way to use Earth Cave Spiders!"
Failed Dirty Eel: "Exactly! Without any equipment, how are we supposed to slay monsters? Are we really supposed to bite with our mouths? That's too heavy, man."