The Next Day I Bought a University, A Laboratory, A Separate Berserker
Spider-Man Lab, An Estate For Aunt-May, And A Skyscraper For My Business Office To Lounge In With The Money From My.....
Peter J. Parker Invention
"The Electronic-Appliance Remote,"
Which Is Like A TV-Remote Except It's Not, it Has Extra Buttons And Attachments So that it can Work and Be Functionally-Useful for every and any Electronic-Appliance there is.
Peter J. Parker Invention Intro:
"The Electronic-Appliance Remote," -
Designed To Work As A TV-Remote For Your Aunt's Toaster!!!!!!!!
Get It Aunt May????????
*Secret Scene*
My Old Laboratory Got Confiscated By The "Council Of Spider-Man's" since I bought it with Super-Villain Money
Uh, I mean my money.
Uh, I mean Criminal Money.
Who What!?!
I'm Neighborhood Friendly
I Just Swing Around
Huh, I don't know Nothing About That,
They died????????
Fuck
Look-Away
Or Your Next
Peter J. Parker Admits.
Where's My Drugs And Beer Spider-Man Berserker Stylish Belt Pouch Loot!!!!!!!!
Why's My Old Lab Flickering Through My New One The Spider-Sense Way.
TO-BE-CONTINUED!!!!!!!!