As I open my eyes and look around I see a bunch of trees.

I also notice that I'm wearing a black skintight suit with a black cape "What the hell is going on where am I and how the hell do I have abs last night I was a fat  short loser and now I'm ripped I can't tell how tall I am because of me being by myself but I'm guessing that if I am more muscular then I have to be taller too"!

I go to stand up and shoot up into the sky I hit my head but it doesn't hurt more like a dull tap but I completely destroy the tree branch my head hit. As I fall back to the ground leaving a crater I look shocked *so not only do I look different but I also apear to be stronger I barley put any force into my legs to get up and I went flying that far that's ridiculous. I need to figure out where I am so let's look for nearby town*