Orario.
That's where I am.
The dungeon city of Orario, the Centre of the world. Fucking literally, I've looked at the maps, it's in the literal centre of a flat fucking world.
And there's fucking gods.
So I've put together a theory, this is somekind of judgement for me, to see where I go, because what else would this place fucking be? And if the wall I encountered was a higher being. Is it fucking here? Because I don't exactly want to encounter the thing that could basically slap me into another dimension in person.
Apartently, a long time ago, the dungeon formed, I couldn't find how, but appartently it almost destroyed the world until the gods sealed their powers and decended to the lower world. Now how did they save the world with sealed powers? The answer is that they didn't, they fucking make people into their children to give them power, like what the fuck. And no matter how weird it is, it may be my only option. Because no matter how far back in history, the gods children, adventurers as they are called now, are always respected when they are strong.
So, when you look at all the peices-
-I'm dead, or at least was
-I've been turned into a freak of some kind as some kind of judgement
-I'm in a fantasy world
-there's a big fuck off dungeon
-there are literal gods, which can fucking tell when you are lying BTW, if I didn't mention that
So...
There is one conclusion of what I'm meant to do.
I need to be a good person. And considering that the most common way to do this according to the library, is to become an adventurer, I mean seriously, there are fucking real story's about heros-
-Epimeteusu, the hero of flame
So, since I'm I the city with the most gods in world, it can't be that hard to find one that will accept me right? I mean it's said that they decended to save the world and then stayed for entertainment, surely I can impress them somehow.
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Rejection.
I've never met such intense Rejection in my life. i tried to join a small familia, and apartently the god has a fucking problem with sheep, yes that's the races name, with them apartently not being good at combat. So here I am, in an alley again, eating some weird street food from a vendor looking at the people pass by, looking for a species I can impersonate with two features. And I have 2 options.
Tiger people and boar people.
Not that these are the only options, just that these are the only ones that I can assume would be 'good at combat', I mean I can assume bunny people aren't the best at fighting if sheep aren't any good. And so, with that, I go to the next nearest familia based on the address book I looked though, the Hermes familia was the closest, sounds pretty neat but I guess I'm gonna have to settle for ganesha, the god of the masses, he appartently hosts alot of the events in the city and Is also known for accepting tons of people in to his familia and his, 'progression ceremonys' where he updates all his members falna once a month, he's also known for having the most high class adventurers in the city. On the surface a good choice.
But...
Is his familia home really a giant statue of himself?
Because there he sits, in all his elephant masked, massive muscled, cross legged glory. With the main entrance being though his fucking balls. 'Well, I'm not walking for another half hour for a worse familia'. I spend a second looking over my Disguise, a tiger disguise. I started with the boar disguise, but quickly switched after a few funny looks which I quickly realised was because every other boar had red hair and I had black.
As I step up the stairway to the balls of ganesha, I mean seriously this statue has to be bigger than any statue on earth, it has people living inside it for fucks sake. As I reach the top I come to a stop outside the entrance as a ganesha member approaches me.
"What do you want" the bunny man asked me. Well, I guess they can fight, because this one has a fucking sword and shield.
"I'm looking to join a familia?" I reply as confidently as possible, which probally isn't all the confident considering this fucking bunny man with bright pink hair has like 10 inches on me, and I'm 5,10, which isn't to tall, but thsi bunny rabbit is giant.
"Hmm, came a day to early, tryouts are tommorow, just cone round back tommorow arround 9ish, I recommend coming early" He said before turning arround and walking back to his post, a lawn chair.
Well, this is good news, now I just need to find a place to sleep.