"Damn, you dead Old Dragon, you actually encouraged me to get struck by lightning, why don't you try getting struck by lightning once yourself! See if you'd die, if you don't die, then I might consider getting struck again!"
"Shoot, didn't I just tell you, I'll be there to protect you, you might not necessarily die!" The Evil God, getting unserious as he spoke, added, "Besides, even if you do get struck dead, you'd only die once, right?"
"Damn it, I'm a human, not a dragon, humans can only die once, you know?" Li Fei cursed angrily, "Dead Old Dragon, you're such a wicked and sleazy bad dragon!"
"Oops, sorry about that, I forgot you're human, ah, us Dragons are really better off, each dragon has nine lives!"
"Actually, everyone has to die eventually, but what's most important is, I'm still a virgin. If I die from a lightning strike, wouldn't that be such a waste?"
"So what you're suggesting is? Shall I help you lose your virginity right now?"
