"Um, girl, I'm not a pervert!" Li Fei confidently leaned in with his relatively clean face, "Think about it, just now two bad guys tried to molest you, and I saved you."
With that said, Su Meimei finally had a glimmer of recognition because he said something quite hurtful: "Let go of that girl, and let me go first!"
Escaping from two wild dogs only to end up in the mouth of a wolf!
Su Meimei cried even harder, and Li Fei had no choice but to confess to comfort her, "Hehe, just kidding you. Although this elder brother is stunningly handsome, which caused you to lose control, it was ultimately your Aunt Flo that saved you!"
"Really?"
"Yep!"
Iron Crutch Li sighed beside them, disappointed like a master with his apprentice, "Silly disciple, once this chance is missed, it's gone forever. Ah, such a perfect opportunity missed, such a waste!"
"Hmph, I have had my fortune told, I'm destined for a huge fortune and never be unfortunate in this lifetime!"
As she spoke, Su Meimei turned her sorrow into joy. Clearly, she was a quirky girl, crying one moment and laughing the next, a stark contrast to the previously pitiful unlucky girl.
"Thank you for saving me! But, I want to go home now!" The playful and cute Su Meimei jumped off the bed and cheerfully said, "Just complete your good deed, take me home, and I'll definitely pay your fare!"
Damn, truly imposing. Brother saves your life, and you just offer to pay the fare? Li Fei instantly felt a headache but still pointed outside to a tricycle used for collecting trash and said, "Fine, but I only have this tricycle, you can ride for free."
"Hmph, stingy, why don't you drive a sedan to take me instead? Missy here has never ridden in such a trashy vehicle!"
Damn, can't even appreciate a beancurd when you're used to dry rations! If brother had the money to buy a sedan, would I be collecting trash all day?
"I don't have a sedan, take it or leave it!"
Li Fei was quite angry. He had seen picky people before, but never this picky, and she clearly had no concept of gratitude at all!
"Wow, can't believe it, your family doesn't even have a sedan. My family owns planes and yachts, even the cleaners drive luxury cars to work!" Su Meimei boasted with her pretty little head held high.
Damn! Iron Crutch Li, who was drinking tea at the moment, nearly spit it all over himself and muttered under his breath, "Disciple, this kid's brain must have been fried by some drug!"
"Your brain is the one that's fried!" Miss Su immediately reverted to her sassy nature.
"Who's your dad then, and what does your family do?"
"My dad is Su Yunkai, the chairman of Yunhai Group. You've heard of Yunhai Group, right? A top 500 company in the world! The richest man in Zhonghai, with no close second!" Su Meimei proudly praised.
Li Fei didn't believe her and turned to his master to say, "Old man, I always thought you were the biggest bullshitter in the world, but it turns out there's always someone better!"
"Hmph, don't believe that I am Missy, huh?" Su Meimei confidently took out her iPhone 6, "I'll prove it to you. Within five minutes, my bodyguard will come to pick me up!"
The call connected quickly, "Hello, Hua, come pick me up. Where am I? Um, I'm at..."
"The trash collection station!" Iron Crutch Li reminded, then gave Li Fei a look, "You silly boy, your head's filled with trash too!"
"Damn, old man, you're no different!"
"..."
As the master and disciple argued endlessly, a luxury stretch Lincoln pulled up at the entrance of the trash collection station.
As soon as the sedan stabilized, a man in a suit and sunglasses emerged. This muscle-bound man was Su Meimei's bodyguard Liu Hua. He walked into the trash collection facility with a dignified air, completely disregarding the sign of "Little Li Flying Bomb". He bowed slightly to Miss Su, "Miss, I've come to take you home."
"Good, exactly five minutes. If you were one second late, you would have been packing your bags tomorrow!"
"I'm sorry, Miss, Liu Hua deserves to die for letting you be scared. By the way, how did you end up here all alone?"
"Ugh, don't mention it, it's all because of Chang Huan and Gou Tui, those two bastards. Catch them later and feed them to the dogs!"
"Will do, Miss. I'll teach them a lesson!"
Just as Li Fei was in shock, he suddenly felt a painful squeeze on his arm. He turned around and saw, damn, it was Iron Crutch Li twisting his arm.
"Ouch, old man, you have a problem?" Li Fei gritted his teeth and cursed.
"Hehe, I thought I was dreaming, so I pinched you to check!"
"Damn, why didn't you pinch yourself to check?"
Li Fei rolled his eyes in annoyance. If not for the seventeen years of being raised by him, he would have flipped out long ago.
However, the thought that he had actually saved a rich heiress made him slightly proud.
But Su Meimei seemed to have no intention of showing gratitude, merely giving Li Fei a sweet smile, "Hey, handsome, goodbye. If you miss me, you can dream of me tonight! Also, my name is Su Meimei, what's yours?"
"Li Fei!"
In the next second, before Li Fei could actively ask for the pretty girl's phone number, the stretch Lincoln sped away like a wild horse breaking free.
"Damn, little rascal, so insensitive. Chase her down, maybe you could land a rich beauty! At least get her number to keep on standby!"
"What do I chase her with? A tricycle? Plus, I don't even have a phone, what use is her number to me?"
The old man was speechless, and after a long silence, he started fumbling in the nightstand, "Ah, for the sake of your love life, old man will take out his coffin savings to buy you a phone...eh, where's the money? Who stole old man's money?"
Li Fei was stunned. This money was meant by his master to be used for his marriage; it was the fruit of three years of Li Fei picking trash, his hard-earned money, while his master was always indulgent and never saved anything!
"Right, it must have been that Su Meimei who took it."
"Damn, your head's filled with trash. Would a rich girl who drives sports cars steal your petty cash?"
"Then who took it?"
"Think harder!" Li Fei was quick-witted; he suddenly remembered the young nurse's hurried behavior before she left, as if guilty of something, and immediately reminded, "Did you forget? You were with that nurse in the room. Were you asleep?"
"Nope, but I went to the bathroom in the middle…damn, it was her indeed, no doubt!"
"See, your trash-filled head isn't broken at all! Alright, wait here; I'll get your money back!"