"Shit, even if I killed myself, I wouldn't die of holding pee!" the Evil God joked energetically, "Relax kid, I'm alive and kicking. I just took a long nap, and when I woke up, I found the divine bow in the hands of someone even more useless than you. What a tragedy! You can't even protect a slingshot now; the future looks bleak."
"Alright, alright, I apologize. But first heal my foot injury before anything else."
"You don't need me to heal it, you can heal yourself!" the Evil God suddenly revealed a shocking secret, "Let me tell you, kid, your X-ray vision has a natural healing feature, but you need to undergo a complete transformation and renewal!"
