"Done?" She asked, but it almost felt like a taunt.
"Just changing to the next exercise. Would you like to help?"
"What help Husband do?"
"Just hold the tops of my feet down with your hands. My next exercise is called a sit-up, and it needs me to lie flat on my back and then lift the top half of my body up so my face meets my knees."
"That all?"
"Yep. It's an important exercise for keeping my belly firm, and also for my hips, so that I can use my seed-stick well."
"Exercise… for seed-stick?" She reached for my ankles with motivation and held them tightly. She had a pretty nice grip on her, but it was obvious where her eyes were focused now once I had mentioned my seed-stick.
"Okay, here I go. I'm going to do fifty of them."
I leaned back and put my arms over my chest as I began the up and down routine counting out each one. She was looking at my naked crotch more than the rest of me, but what was there to expect with a horny lazy goblin who probably also wanted to get knocked up?
Well, even if she was lazy, she was diligently lazy. She kept holding my ankles until I reached the fifty count before I completely collapsed onto my back. I could feel a little bit of throbbing in my abdomen, which meant I was making progress.
"Husband do more… exercise?"
"Yep. Next is squats."
"Need help Husband?"
"Not for this. Would you like to do some with me?"
"What squats do?"
"They make your legs strong."
I demonstrated a squat and she watched as my dick flopped while moving from a standing position to bent knees and back up again. I was fairly confident in my leg strength, so the squats were the easiest of all the exercises for me to do. After that, I had tried to jog in place, but found I couldn't bring my knees up high due to the ropes. I guess I'll have to do that one back inside the cave.
I had worked up a bit of a sweat thanks to being outside in the sun, but other than that, I was feeling good.
"Husband done exercise?"
"Yep. As long as I do this each day, slowly increasing how many I do, I will stay strong and healthy."
"Not just seed-stick?"
"Not just my seed-stick. My whole body. It's not an overnight thing, either. It may take a moon's worth of time or more before you can see the results take shape on my body, but yes, it will make all of me strong."
"Think Husband be strong good. Also make Husband dangerous."
"I guess. But I'm just doing it so that I can do my job at night as your Husband properly. What is it you do for the goblin tribe?"
"Tree-chopper. Guard goblin-home and chop tree.."
"Oh? Are you responsible for keeping that fire-pit full of burning wood?"
"Yes."
"Then I should say thank you."
"Why thank?"
"As a human, I can only eat fire meat. Raw meat makes me sick, so without you keeping the fire pit going, I might be sick even now."
"Husband not worry. Keep fire pit burning morning and night. But… not fire meat taste like shit?"
"Maybe my human tongue just can't appreciate how good raw meat is?"
I looked around and didn't see Prima anywhere. I didn't doubt she was watching me from somewhere though. I decided to just lay down in the grass and enjoy the remaining time I had outside for the next few days.
"What Husband do now?"
"Being lazy. Want to be lazy with me?"
"Husband… Pick me tonight?"
"Is there a reason why I should pick you over another goblin?"
"Me strong! Have the strongest ones when Husband give big seed!"
They all seem to say the same thing. Is it like a pick-up line? I'm a free-use Husband, aren't I? Is there any need to try and charm me with such succulent words which I will paraphrase as I'll have your extremely healthy progeny?
"Hmm. How about this… If you can do the same exercises I did, and that's fifty of each, I will pick you. Think of it as a challenge. If you're strong enough to do them, then wouldn't your strong ones be the strongest?"
"Do exercise… Husband pick?"
"I will."
"What if fail?"
"Then, you get a penalty. Until you can do all the exercises, you won't be picked."
"Easy challenge!" She boasted, slapping her chest. "Husband watch, yes?"
"Yep. Let's see, I will only ask you to do half of what I did, to make it fair."
"No. I do same many as Husband!"
"Okay. Then it's fifty of each. Can you count to fifty?"
"I can count to this many!" She held out her hands and showed all her digits.
"Okay. It's a few times that, but I will count for you."
"Me start now!"
She got on the ground and assumed a fairly good push up posture.
"Like this?"
"That's right. I'll show you once more, then it's your turn."
I got down next to her and did one to refresh her memory.
"Okay, start now, Husband count."
I sat down on the grass and watched as she did her best. She made it to twenty-three before collapsing.
"Not think hard. Look easy! Me strong, so why not do all?"
"Relax. When I started doing it, six was all I could do the first time."
I held up six fingers to show her how many.
"Six?"
"Only six. Want to try sit-ups now?"
"Why? Already lost challenge."
"Maybe, but you can still practice, can't you? Try each day to do more. Become the strongest goblin in the tribe and make me proud to give you a very strong one!"
"No. Guardian strongest goblin in tribe."
"Prima is the strongest?"
The lazy goblin guard nodded. I guess it makes sense, the alpha goblin would get the first go at the human's best big seed, wouldn't they?
"Well, I believe in you. Maybe you aren't the strongest now, but if you keep working at it maybe you'll be as strong as Prima soon enough?"
"What Husband think?"
I smiled at her in response.
"Want to try doing sit-ups now?"
"Husband hold feet?"
"Of course."
So, I held her ankles as she tried her hand at sit-ups, to which she did much better at them than push-ups. She made it to thirty one this time before stopping.
"Not bad. I'm proud of you."
"Not hear Husband say fifty."
"Yeah, but you were more than halfway there!"
"Half? Belly and sides sore." She sounded dejected.
"Want to rest for a little bit before trying out some squats?"
"No. Husband not need take rest. Me do now!"
I helped her to her feet.
"I'll do them together with you, how about that? Shall we begin?"
"Me ready."
We both began doing squats together and for the first twenty she had kept up pretty well. But after that she began to slow down, and on her twenty-ninth squat she fell flat on her blue-green ass. I decided not to rub salt in the wound so I finished my thirtieth and then sat down next to her, patting her leg.
For the record, goblins who exercise most definitely sweat.
"Don't be disappointed. For the first time being able to do so many, you really are strong."
"Me stupid. Stupid take challenge no can win. Now not get chosen long time."
"You're really bummed about it, aren't you?"
"All goblins want Husband big seed. Longer wait, less big seed Husband have give. Not want small seed."
"Small seed?"
"Small seed. Make weak ones. Not live long."
"But… I don't have small seed?"
"What?"
"Your Husband only has big seed. It will be many many many many many moons before Husband's big seed becomes small seed."
"How many moons?"
"More than the number of all the exercises I did today."
"Not what hear from old one. First three big seed are best. After, it become little seed."
"I don't know who told you that, but as long as I get exercise, have fire meat to eat, and fresh water to drink, along with a little sunlight here and there, I'll always have enough big seed for everyone here."
"Really?"
"Really. So, keep practicing and I'm sure you'll be picked soon enough. Can I tell you a secret?"
"What secret?"
"I like a woman who can keep up with me while I give her big seed. Only Prima has managed to do it so far. Jewel, Lily, and Berry couldn't."
"Me hear Jewel and Lily. Stone-seeker and Runt. Who Berry? Goblin Husband pick last night? Ugly Scar?
"That's right."
"No surprise. Ugly Scar not strong."
"Maybe she's not physically strong, but she has to be at least a little bit strong in some way to survive whatever gave her that scar?"
"What Husband mean?"
"Get scar from bad hunt. Almost die."
"See. Maybe in Berry's case, she's strong because she is too stupid to know how to die."
"GWAHAHA! Husband say most stupid thing ever hear!"
I laughed along with her, not truly meaning to insult Berry. I was trying to motivate this lazy goblin instead.
"Done laughing like stupid-head?"
Standing over and looking down at us was Prima.
"Prima, come, sit in my lap for a moment before you make me go back inside."
She sighed, but didn't say no. She sat in my lap and I pressed my face into her chest, rubbing my cheeks against her plump tits that looked quite delicious in the sunlight.
"What Husband do?" I heard the lazy goblin guard ask my alpha wife.
"Who know what Husband do? Husband like touch milkies, make seed-stick grow strong."
She wasn't wrong about that. There's not a man alive that doesn't like a nice pair of tits. Even if they are a leg man at their core, it's undeniable that a woman's tits hold a man's hopes and dreams inside of them. My dreams just have a green tint to them now, that's all.
"Okay, I'm good."
When Prima climbed off of me, I was fully erect again. I had done this on purpose so as to keep my cock, which was now raring to go, fresh in the mind of the lazy goblin so that she would work hard at exercising in order to obtain my big seed. Truth be told, working out alone is boring. I was hoping to gain an exercise companion through the lazy guard known as Tree-chopper, but I had no idea if it would work. I got up and let Prima lead me back inside the cave again, once more returning to the breeding room I now called home…