"Due to the fact 'The Hidden Wizard' is on an indefinite hiatus, we control the plot now!" Kirk yelled at Murasy trying to intimidate him, however, he did not flinch.
"Wait, who is that? How do you know him, Kirk?" Matty asked. "Because I've read the original novel!" Kirk explained.
"You're the biggest fan huh?" Mr. Sino remarked. "Mhm." Kirk nodded.
"Anyway, time for me to call upon my pandimensional dog, Hazel." Kirk declared. He whistled for the dog, and it manifested itself into reality with a bark. "GET HIM!" Kirk commanded. The vicious Hazel ran towards Gorgan with sharp teeth ready to bite his kneecaps off.
"You think I'm not prepared?" Gordon Freeman yelled. "I planned for this on September 22nd, 2024."
He then pulled out his anti-Hazel gun. He didn't even need to shoot it, just the sight of such an object caused Hazel to back away in fear. "I HAVE THE POWER HERE!" G-man exclaimed.
"Good thing I was planning on hosting multiple people's projects." Sin City said, pointing to a projector screen that was conveniently there. On said screen, the project of none other than Sophia showed up.
"OMGOODNESS, THE KIRK WEILER FAN TRIBUTE!" Kirk Weiler himself exclaimed.
Ramses shrieked angrily, as if he were on Hell's kitchen and just ate the worst dish of his life.
"TURN IT OFFFFFFF!!!!" he screams.
Kirk looked to Remus.
"Ramsey… I can't help but wonder… why are you so hateful towards the ways of emathe? You are but a chef."
Ramsey immediately stopped screaming, put his arms at his sides and stared Kirk dead in the eyes.
"Because, Kirk… you may just know me from the hidden wizard… but I know you."
All seemed confused. "Go on… Kirk says."
"See, when I was young, about 9th grade, I had my algebra regents exam… I was doing terrible in that class. I had a 53. The regents was my only hope of passing. My teacher recommended I go to you… so I watched your livestream. I watched every second of it, and studied your ways…"
"So you passed then?" Kirk assumed, since this gives the instant ability to pass.
"No, Kirk… I watched the Geometry Livestream on accident."
Kirk realized the weight of this grim mistake. He feels a chill down his spine.
"And since then, I have vowed to take down E-math… I will stop at NOTHING-"
"this story is very boring." a new character says.
Kirk, Do Seen, Matty, Gordman, and all of the E-math soldiers turned their attention to where they heard the voice from. Out from the shadows stepped in the two newest members of the cast.
Kirk immediately recognized one of them. "IT'S YOU! THE ONE WHO MADE THE FAN TRIBUTE, AND UPON FURTHER INSPECTION, YOU WERE ONE OF MY PUPILS WEREN'T YOU!?"
"Correct." Said the person, revealing herself to be Sophia. The other person stepped out, revealing himself to be Greg, the prettiest boy ever.
"IT'S GREG AND SOPHIA! THE GOATED COUPLE!" Matty shouted. Everyone started cheering for the two newcomers.
"I'M SO ANGY AND FURIOS!" Gordeen shouted, not believing his backstory had been cut short. "I WILL KEEL ALL OF YOU!" he concluded with a growl in his voice.
While he was distracted, Hazel took the opportunity to finally bite his kneecaps off. "YEEEEOOOOOUUCH!" Gordoon shouted in pain.
With that Greg and Sophia walked over to him. He was now in pain and bleeding on the floor. While they had planned to finish him off in a very violent and gruesome way, Sophia's beauty was enough to blind him.
"MY EYES!!!! SHE'S TOO PRETTY!" Gordonavich screamed. Kirk took the opportunity to use his ultimate mathematical ability. He combined set theory with v = ultimate l conjecture to send him to the shadow realm.
"Wait, won't this affect the continuity of The Hidden Wizard?" Matty asked, concerned for the fabric of reality. "Oh don't worry, our verse is too powerful to be limited by storytelling. That's why this novel is so good."
With that, Gordon was banished and sealed up for eternity and the E-math guards did jack shit.
After Gordon had disappeared, Kirk looked over at Greg and Sophia and began to thank them. "Without you two, we might not have ever defeated the Raym. Sophia carried btw. (No.)"