1. Imagine life withøut makeups 💄..some girls would have been our brothers
2. Nobody is humble than someone who is coming to borrow you money. They can even start by greeting your dog. "Hey Rambo you barked well yesterday"
3. Marriage is really sweet for men, you come home you are given food ,you eat the food..and later you eat the person that cooked the food .
4.Maturity is when you break up with your boyfriend and still visit him every weekend to cook and take care of him until he finds another one.
5. Instead of buying pads every month. Why not get pregnant and save the money for 9 months, then buy a house .
6. Zero calls when you're alone, but as soon as you're with your boyfriend even Matthew calls to explain why Judas betrayed Jesus
7. No matter how many times your man posts you, there's always that woman that understands.
8. If you feel useless and think no one thinks about you....Just know your landlord can't stop thinking about you
9. Imagine your girlfriend telling you a story then she says, for example,
"let's say you are handsome"
10. What is a wedding?
A wedding is a gathering of people where two people are thinking of s£x and the rest of the people are thinking of food
11. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed.
12. Girlfriend: Babe
Boyfriend: Dear, what's it?
Girlfriend: I am not fine
Boyfriend : Use Makeup!
13. A woman can leave you because you don't have a job. The same woman can leave you because you are too busy with your job.
14. Total Facebook friends: 5,000
Non active friends: 200
Active friends: 100
CCTV Cameras: 4,700
15. If you know the number of girls using your boyfriend's towel, you will know that the pimples on your face are not ordinary