Straw-Hat Devil, Monkey D. Reina

Disclaimer: This is fanfic we're here to have fun. sanity, canon and other such nonsense are to be waved at as we fly on by.Constructive criticism, suggestions and such are always welcome.Flames will be used to roast tasty marshmallows to make smores over the campfire, fueled by the remains of the Fucks I no longer give.The only thing I own are my own original ideas and interpretation of things, everything else belongs to its actual owners.Warning: This is an R-18 Adult story, One Piece itself is already insanely dark under its pretty upper layers.This will add Sex scenes, plus a more ruthless crew because of it being Reina instead of Luffy.Not Grimdark at any point more so than the original story. Just that they will kill when needed.I hope to still strike a balance between fun goofy comedy, action, adventure, serious stuff and lewds.Also, in real life and my writing style when I'm relaxed, I cuss as bad if not worse than a fucking sailor and since that's what I'm going for here expect a lot of cussing you mother fuckers!It will be a lesbian polycule with the possibility of casual hook ups for Reina and other canon and non-canon ships as well.Ch.1 Prolouge---My name was Reina, a relatively pretty girl, a solid 7. But I digress, I suppose I should start with everything changed when the fire nation attacked…. I'm just fucking with you, no it's quite a bit sadder than that, I was living my life as a typical shut in forever single 25-year-old when those crazy bastards finally did it Global Nuclear War.Living in southern California in the United States near LA it was all over in a flash of Hellfire.I was sitting there in my room on my PC surrounded by comics and manga talking to my friends on discord writing up the concept for this exact story. Then blinding agonizing pain worse than any I've ever felt and poof I'm in the hallway from Drifters.Unlike that amazing anime, highly recommend it by the way. What greeted me wasn't a middle-aged Japanese businessman. But a ROB or Random Omnipotent Being in the form of an adult Tiny Tina from Borderlands. Who led me aside into a lounge area, complete with snacks a comfy couch and TV.Giggling lightly at my dumb struck expression, she proclaimed that having stumbled across my world on the brink of nuclear annihilation she just so happened to notice me.And the concept for this story that I was writing, bored and intrigued she grabbed my soul from the infinite void and brought me before her to explain things before plopping me into the first world that I'd be going to One Piece.---In the Void Between Worlds.I was in shock but not shutting down, Tina had done something to keep me calm enough to process and talk about things. I knew without a doubt that this was real somehow."Tina, let me get this straight, you're really gonna do this, you're gonna put me in One Piece with the powers, abilities. items. I decided on for my fan fiction As Reina. Then I'm allowed to do anything at all I want?" I asked her to elaborate, beyond the flippant one sentence explanation she had given before.Tina's Cheshire grin didn't twitch as she responded."Yes! Righty-o! I was bored with what I was already watching on TV. Just blindly channel surfing until I found the station with your world on it, and realized that it was about to be annihilated. At this point in my existence, I've seen millions of worlds be annihilated. But still yet every time it's like a car crash, you just can't look away."Sipping from her teacup and dressed in a cute onesie she continued."And my abilities just so happened to pick you out. Along with that interesting story you were writing. So that's exactly what we're going to do, now that I've claimed your soul for my own. Don't take that as a threat by the way, it's just the way things work. And besides you're getting powers, women and adventure out of the deal and giving me entertainment in return."Leaning Forward her smile got even wider as she offered her hand."So care to make this stereotypical deal with the devil. Make all your wildest dreams and fantasies come true? Get all those wonderful anime waifus? See all those worlds you've wanted to your entire life? Become a God among mortals?"Gulping slightly and meeting her eyes as a wide crazed grin came to my own face, I snatched her hand and replied."Fuck it let's do this, I'm dead anyways and you're right what you're offering is my wildest dreams come true. I'll do my best to be as entertaining as possible."Giving a nod and letting my hand go sipping her tea once again she elaborated a little bit more."Excellent, I'll be dropping you in right where you wanted as Monkey D. Reina two years before cannon. I'll be making some minor but fun tweaks to keep things fresh but that's it. Tekken Reina with the modified Devil Gene, One Piece Reina and You will be fused into one, and from there all I'm going to do is watch. You won't see me again until it's time to send you on to the next World."I nodded along a little worried at what tweaks would be made, but I was too excited to let it get me down.Taking a deep breath, I gave her a sincere smile with tears in my eyes overwhelmed with emotion."Thank You for giving Me this chance to live my dreams, Tina. You're definitely best goddess. I'm ready when you are."She gave me a shockingly kind smile considering who she looked like and giggled. "Of course I am, now get outa here you're making me blush!"From one blink to the next I was gone. Then I was a new Me.---One Piece, Dawn Island, a cliff outside of Fusha Village, 2 years before canon.Birds where singing, the wind was blowing, the sun was nearing the horizon."SHISHISHI MY NAME IS MONKEY D. REINA, I'M GONNA BE QUEEN OF THE PIRATES!!!!"Belting out those iconic words as loud as I could, with an irrepressible grin stretching my face from ear to ear. I took in the scenery. I was Monkey D. Reina, the 3 versions of me, Earth me, Tekken me and One Piece me where now one. There wasn't any discomfort or weirdness it was just a fact. I had 2 years to turn myself into a monster, luckily the previous me from here was already well on her way to doing that.Just like Luffy what she'd lacked in intellect, was more than made up for by grit and determination. There were only a few differences from canon besides my gender, one major one was I didn't have a devil fruit. The old me of course hadn't let that slow her down one bit and despite some small difference's things had gone along the canon route, her brothers and the legendary straw hat given to her by Shanks that now sat on top of my head along with my memories all confirmed this.My memories as Reina from Tekken where from the end of the game when she awakened her devil gene. However the transformation was modified, my transformed state just added horns, wings and red eyes, much sexier then canon. And when using it I gain an aura of Rainbow Lightning, Fuck Yeah!With a bevy of new and different abilities rolled into it.Regeneration on the level of Alucard from Hellsing or Wolverine when not nerfed by Adamantium, as long as I have energy and don't get annihilated to the last atom, I'm functionally immortal baby!The ability for my body to simultaneously use one of each type of devil fruit, without the weakness for water or sea stone. Each one would also be enhanced, do to me being well a Devil. Additionally, if the transfer of a devil fruit takes place within a mile of my location, I have the option to absorb the fruit instead of allowing it to find another fruit to inhabit.My third eye "beam" was now Superman like laser eyes but with the awesome Tekken rainbow lightning effect. I know all of her now my fighting styles and techniques and mentally My mind is immune to control, altering or any other type of fuckery. It also gives me, perfect memory, recall and unlimited mental capacity to match what is shaping up to be a very long life of journeying through the multiverse.And last but certainly not least if I consume blood, I get additional forms and abilities. "SHISHISHI Sharingan Get! Or at least the copy of Me that ends up in Naruto will get it from that emo ass Uchiha. Here it means I can go out with Shirahoshi despite her size! if She's willing that is, Shirahoshi is adorable." I nodded to myself sagely the mermaid princess was precious and was to be protected at all costs!With a sigh of contentment, I then slapped my cheeks to help refocus."OK time for the loot chest, let's go!" Focusing for a moment it was a simple act of will that gave me a complete mental picture of all the items contained in my item box. Just as expected my items were there and organized.---Item List.Manuals (they function like skill books and download instantly to the user's brain.)Manual of Chakra (Naruto), grants the user Chakra as well as the basics of its control and use.Manual of the Shadow Clone no Jutsu (Naruto), teaches the user the Shadow Clone Jutsu.Manual of Basic Uzumaki Seals (Naruto), teaches the user the basics of the Uzumaki sealing style.Manual of Summoning Seals (Naruto), teaches the user the seals to create summoning contracts, can be used on objects, animals and people.Manual of Training Seals (Naruto), teaches the user a set of seals to create training weights that have unlimited scaling.Manual of the Hiraishin no Jutsu (Naruto), teaches the user the Hiraishin as well as the marking seals and how to apply them to things and people.Manual of Konoha Shinobi Basic's (Naruto), teaches the user everything a Genin would be expected to know by the time they take the Chunin Exams.Manual of Chakra healing Basics (Naruto), teaches the user the basics of Medical Ninjutsu.Manual of Zoldyck Family Techniques (Hunter x Hunter), teaches the user the non-Nen based techniques of the Zoldyck Family.A Magic wand (Custom), contains 3 charges that can make an object indestructible permanently, recharges once per year.Kunai Dart bracers (Custom), inspired by scorpion's "get over here!" this set of Bracers use seals to store a pair of Kunai Darts with 100ft of steel cable one in each bracer, they appear as sleek metal bracers. And the Kunai can be partially deployed and used as Assassin's creed style hidden blades, they deploy and retract with an application of Chakra.AbilitiesAll-Speak (Marvel), Gives the user the ability to speak, read and write all languages.Noisemaker (Custom), gives the user the ability to generate/replicate songs, sounds and effects, the user controls, volume, where the sounds originate from can be anywhere up to a 1-mile range and up to 100 dB, they can also play songs in their mind, from their body or as if from concert speakers etc.Item Box (Custom), gives the user a Video Game like inventory with 1,000 slots, weight limit is 1 ton per slot, same type/identical items stack, max stack is 1,000 or the weight limit, anything placed inside is put in stasis, things can be placed inside a different container then placed inside counting as 1 item, people can be placed inside, range is touch.Character Template: Reina (Custom)(Tekken), gives the user the memories, abilities and skills of this character, this has been custom modified by Tina and is one of a kind.---"It's all here yes! time to get to work! first up chakra and shadow clones." Pulling the two manuals out of the item box I willed their use. A flood of info hit me, but my devil gene meant it just felt kind of weird instead of painful."SHISHISHI and of course I have a ton of chakra this has gotta be high Chunin or low Jonin, let's get this training started!" Forming the iconic cross with my fingers I summoned 5 clones the maximum I was currently capable of.The drop in my chakra reserves was steep but I noticed something immediately. "Oh fuck yes! that's what I'm talking about, regeneration OP let's go!" What I noticed was the healing factor meant that instantly my chakra started filling back up, within seconds I was already back to full.Not only that but chakra was feeding my regeneration itself creating a perpetual loop for both. As long as I didn't starve which would be an honest problem with how much energy I was gonna be burning, but manageable with clones and my item box to gather and store food. Turning to my clones, We all gave each other evil grins as a chorus of our laughs rang over the hillside. "SHISHISHI"---2 years LaterFusha VillageA tall muscular woman, overlooks the ocean from a cliff. Breathing in, a smile spreads across my face as I turn and walk down the hill. "Today's the day two whole years! But well spent and more then worth it."Walking towards the town I mentally toggle noisemaker, playing some ambient music with it radiating out from me in a small area.(A Watering Hole in the harbor from the Witcher 2 by Adam Skorups)As I walked down the hill I reflected on my outfit and new looks, a fur-collared, red captains coat with gold accents, billowing behind me in the wind. the coat was a custom job I had a tailor do, complete with hidden slits for when my wings grow out of my back.Straw-Hat on my head, with a sturdy red bikini top, tight black jean shorts, straw sandals and bracers on my arms finished off my outfit.As to my body well, at 7 feet tall, with compact rippling muscles and curves in all the right places, big tits and a fat ass, gorgeous face, mid back length tousled black hair with red highlights, and glowing red eyes I'm absolutely gorgeous if I don't say so myself.Without a devil fruit stunting my growth, my abilities and enough food to feed a small country I had turned out, down right amazonian. During these two years I'd kept my word and hadn't done more than explore the sea close to Dawn Island for food, forcing me to train my flashier abilities at night or in the woods.Luckily Dawn Island is pretty big, with enough forest to hide anything but the biggest explosions. I used those to fuck with the rich assholes in High Town and the Royals anyways, had those douches jumping at everything for a few months there.I thought back over the two years, hundreds actually accounting for clone memories, of hellish training that'd I'd put myself through. Taking full advantage of my regeneration and clones to train skills and abilities.Unlimited scaling weights and the regeneration also did more than enough to train my body to a ridiculous degree.Sparing every day for hours under increasing weight with clones attacking me to kill and succeeding sometimes although not permanently was the ultimate crucible, all possible thanks to once again you guessed it regeneration!I've had a few hundred years of pure lethal combat experience when accounting for the clone memories.I had transformed myself into a true fucking monster, heh along with the looks to match somewhat when using my devil gene fully with how I gain goat horns and bat wings.My routine over these two long years had consisted of consuming an insane amount of food a day and training with a thousand or more clones abusing the memory transfer for every last drop of training I could.I didn't stop other than to visit Dadan, Makino and the others and even then, clones where still training.Other clones used water walking and dived into the sea near the island to fish up enough food to keep me going.For those two years I reforged myself. I also managed to reverse engineer or learn quite a few techniques.The most important being the Rokushiki, all 3 forms of Haki and Gods damned Sage Mode which was such a bitch to learn, but what amounted to 30 years clone time finally got it down pat.Interestingly once mastered to a high enough level it only changes your eyes adding a slit to my pupil and making them glow red matching my eyes when actively using my devil gene.Based off that I can only conclude that I've mastered Devil style Sage Mode.All those years clone time when combined with my constantly regenerating chakra means I can gather natural energy while moving and keeping it up constantly means at this point it's so heh "Natural" that I even do it while sleeping.Like Goku and Gohan with Super Saiyan when they got ready to fight Cell, it's just a natural state for me now.With natural energy, chakra, and regeneration I'm now permanently in devil style sage mode. Which has the awesome effect of giving me the awesome glowing eyes all the time! Did I mention how awesome they are? Then combine it with haki and I very much have turned myself into a juggernaut as the two powers don't just synergize they multiply each other like a permanent Kaio-Ken, my best estimates put it around a 5x multiplier.Mastering hiraishin and its upper levels had taken almost 10 years clone time itself, But had gotten me the ability to create the marker seals with just my chakra and a split second touch, with truly massive range. I had figured this out by having Clones swim under and mark any ships I could find near Dawn Island. I now have a web of markers stretching across a massive area that I can teleport to at will. Pretty sure that most if not all are still in the east blue though, we don't really see a lot of special ships or any of those Goddess damned world nobles around Goa since the debacle at grey terminal.Of course knowing that unless Tina decided to be a massive cunt, Sabo was with Dragon in the rebel army was a giant weight off my shoulders. With what I've managed in seals, once I start gathering My Crew, me and Nami should be able to figure out an almost GPS style map it's gonna be awesome I can't wait!I managed to acquire perfect chakra control which took 5 years clone time, Sakura was OP I don't care what anybody says! With it came enough chakra capacity that I'd make the Nine-Tails balk in surprise? Horror? Eh he probably would give a fuck. With sage mode boosting my regeneration by a factor of 10, I'm a walking talking infinite energy well, ready to trash anything in my way and laugh while doing it.Chakra nature changes are still rough I'd give myself a Chunin grade at best on all but lightning and wind which are my natures if the ease of learning them are any indication, those I'd give a Jonin or even Low-Kage.Another 20 years clone time was devoted to mastering the sealing arts and let me tell you that shit is dangerous!Even after all that time I still wouldn't consider myself anywhere near the bullshit the Uzumaki's are supposedly capable of. At best I'm around Jiraiya's level in shear skill but probably only half the experience and a tenth the variety. The same thing goes for jutsu and medical jutsu, outside of the ones I had manuals for, I've mastered the basics and reversed engineered some jutsu, mainly the simpler although no less powerful ones like Rasengan and Raikiri.As for Haki, I've mastered all 3 types.Observation Haki has turned into basically Silk Sense a more powerful version of Spider Sense, along with all its other aspects.Armament Haki for me is always running at a basic level, do to how many times my clones managed to land fatal hits with a lucky blow, and imbuing it into things is as easy as breathing.Conqueror's Haki is just plain bullshit, the intimidation and knocking people out bits are just the basics. At this point I can Will some shit to happen or into existence like invisible Green Lantern constructs, it also actually synergizes with the other two giving them a buff! only like a 2x one but still Bullshit! I digress it's absolutely amazing to have. It's synergy with chakra is even more insane to be honest, it allows me to will my chakra to do things with out handsigns or anything just one blink to the next clones, healing jutsu all of it!Conqueror's Haki with my skill set is honestly my greatest ability next to my devil gene.Other stuff like the Rokushiki or at least my own bastardized version of it have been mastered, the Zoldyck family techniques have been mastered, which will come in handy for some of my plans.And my fighting style is now complete freestyle/berserker, Kenpachi, Abridged Alucard and all my other fellow battle maniacs definitely had the right idea about how to have fun in a fight when you have regeneration!As for my Items I used the Wand on my hat, bracers and captain's coat making all three indestructible. And I'm saving the other 3 uses from when it re-charged for some experiments.The bracers I had further modified with a seal that would channel water natured chakra into anything they touch. Hello anti-Devil Fruit capture/kill weapons!That first day I'd sent a clone back to Makino and another to Dadan and told them I'd combined with a me from another world. Of course, they didn't believe me but after a few demonstrations they did and after the initial worry they were floored by my increased intellectThough I quickly disabused them of the notion of me being a different person with the amount of pranks I began committing with my new powers.I've spent the last 2 years driving the village wild with hundreds of myself, and my noisemakerAt this point they're so used to my bullshit that they're out of fucks to give.And thanks to the transformation jutsu I had an army of clones rob those rich assholes in High Town and the Palace blind last night.I've now got over 500 million berry worth of loot sitting in storage scrolls in my item box.Arriving at the port to my readied dingy I'm greeted by a teary farewell with everyone. I get choked up a bit but my excitement has me pulling myself together pretty fast and finishing my goodbye'sAnd then I'm away on My adventure to become, Queen Of the Pirates!---