"…why don't you prove it, Lui? Lift her up in your arms. Show us all what a real man you are!"
Lui's jaw tightened, but before he could fire back, Artis raised a hand, cutting him off like a king silencing a jester.
"Come on, Lui, it's basic physics. If you can't lift your loving wife—the very woman who chose you—then what are you even doing with that dick of yours? Hell, if it's less than two inches and you can't even hoist a feather, maybe just snip it off and call it quits!
"At least as a woman, you wouldn't have this whole 'manly failure' thing hanging over your head. But no, no—you're Lui the Legend, aren't you?"
Artis leaned forward, his grin turning wicked.
"The man among men. You've got this, right? Right?!"
