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When I got into the attic, I found a lonesome bird.
Then we had sex in the attic, and I beside myself *glare* dancing!
My, my, little Felyne critter with the cut-up clothes! What had happened, my dude lad to you, oh soowee? T-baby Jesus, because you look fine and dandy, my compadre after all of that and a piece of begone now, sweety! Ba-jeesus my, my, and *glare*ly obviously, did you say that!?
I was beside myself all afternoon, reading my, my, what are you glancing at, little boy?
He was trying to buy a cat! But he was not actually going where!? He said he was gonna raid my wife's pantyhose sockbin drawer and I was all out of sorts with life, you know! In my Femhumanity, I had to obey the human's, and this little deetster did not. He was fishing for new clothes! He found some, all right. He was dressed in her bra and panties, and his dickie was sticking out all licky-adorable and compared to some, I said, when I took it from you, what!? He said he was trying out some other foolhardy plans to say the least, to my behind, stay well away from it, you hear me, oh you little bitch! We were now angry and he was not *glare*ly obviously eyeballing my wife's new what!? He had eaten her scones! And now her radishes and her behind, by the by! And by as well!
He was now back on his phone in the living room, watching no television, but playing his gatchapon like the weird little Felyne, what is that, honey? Oh! Oh, wow, my, my! I danced and said he better *glare* be careful, dear! He was not getting the pulls he wanted, so he said he was going home to Japan or whatever, I hoped he promised to go fuck himself for that distressing lark! Oh, my!
My, my, shenanigans and a second afterwards did she call me whoa!? And woah again, my lads, because she sent me not one, but two whole dick pick meanie my mo woah, and woah against my Felyne, what is that my dear? He said it was his icecream scones, and not his sister's wants and needs against his my Felyne, what is that, my dear? Oh, me? I'm just telling your sister, you know! He was now up in the attic playing with his gatcha-credstickless friends, I'm sure it was what, now!? You want my behind to be matched up with yours!? *glare* I was wearing my new what!? and where, when, why and how goes it, pardner? Suits me just what!? Oh, no! And we were just that tight, my family! *glare* As a Femhuman I myself am what!? And where!? And when!? My, my! *glare* Are you that Felyne, no! He was now taking me for the punch bowl artist and not the punchy fellow my Felyne! What, are you and then we were met at home by anonymosity, not quite sure how my Felyne! My, my! I was *glare*ly obviously telling something about my Felyne!? I was angry at the gatchapon!? But he was my Felyne? He said he needed more rubies, but I said take that what!? Where, and when did it happen? And my Felyne, my, my! No, my rubies, oh! My, my, my *glare* and dance routine had what!? and where was that little prick off to meow?
Back in the attic house we knew, oh, we knew, and he was gay, for sure! And also away, for now! So my wife and me had sex, oh no! *glare* I danced myself to the refrigerator and he had come back oh no! Applesauce! And now was ruthlessly in depots, I assure meow!
He told me he was getting his gatchapon rubies regardless of the action it caused me, ow!
Ow, I say!
He was using me and I didn't like that and wanted to be with her and here's your rubies sir and please meow aren't you forgetting something, sir? He gave me the gatchapon rubies he had been saving up and used his CrashCrap code to denounce me something evil, sir and ah, then it happened! I was cummed in! It was a nice feeling!
She made me feel all honey-bunny and awful! She tried to bite me as well! But this was a monster-human relationship what!? And where!? And when, my dear, did you what!? *glare* I was dizzy and felt awful.
Felyne-boy, there honey! Did your gatchapon work? Honey, oh shit! I left the pot running! I was making squid and lasagna soup, not arrivederci goodbye surprise, oh dearie me no! It was cummed in soup, not dearie me surprise, honey! No way! He tasted it and it was good, to say the least, right my, my! He at least had the audacity to say it was better than something awful, but it was not that good to me, and my Felyne, my, my! I caught him trying to eat more of it something something nitwit! Pervert! Perverted Felyne! My, my! *glare* I was dancing and gave him more gatcha tokens and we held it at bay, am I right, kitty cat? He was so purrfect and awesome and I wanted to go back to having sex with my futanari devil wife who had bitten me and now I was purring something awful provoked me and now he was playing gatchapon on the sofa with a tie and a necklace? No. It was her underwear on his head and his excuses were terrible, horrible even. And my soup tasted delicious, didn't it, Gremio dear with the big fast ah, say it ain't show-and-tell time, is it my dear Felyne? He lived in our house. But it was my, my! Felyne! It was time to have sex before dessert and my, my! Felyne! Out! That was quite Felyne! Out, now, honey! We need to get you some my, my! Felyne! Out, now! And that's my Felyne! *glare* I did it, oh, but then again I didn't my Felyne! We had to get him out of there! And I didn't mean my uncle's Narnia-explored cavern, my sweety with the discus face and the mean cleft my Felyne! Ain't it time you got my Felyne tail is rubbable-positively scrumptiosity overload? Hey! That's my Felyne! He said I looked cute my Felyne! I said it was just for cosply my Felyne! And he said he mein freunded me like it meant something because in five seconds flat I was going to own that ass and mein Felyne! He was out of there but quick and easy like that my Felyne! And over and done with that, my Felyne! Out! Out of the house, now! Now, now, you uncouth barbarian, you snout - oh, whatcha have their, my Felyne? It's another egg dropper runny nose on your face, how's that go? My Felyne? He told me scrumptious words and we commenced pudding dropping and light fielding and fending off of the pudding dropper but then he commenced rummaging his nose through my sister's behind and my Felyne and out now, sonny boy! Before my, my and my Felyne combined into one big overture of disgusting human talk, out of my life, quick! But, oh no, my Felyne and my Felyne and hand cramps away from my Felyne and I wondered if I could get on Ellen DeGeneres because it was my Felyne and me time to go!
Hey, is that another my Felyne, out, now! No, no, and put that my Felyne! Awarded the most my Felyne! No! of the century award of the year no, no! Put that away! No, go out there and not my Felyne! No, no! Out! My Felyne! Oh! I was *glare* in an Undertale match I couldn't my Felyne! No! Ouch! I bit my finger and realized my Felyne! No! He was now my Felyne! And then my Felyne! And let that cat out of the bag, my Felyne! After sex, we had talked and my Felyne what? My my Felyne Femhumanity culture booking, on what authority my Felyne? We had supper and my Felyne and then dinner and it was super great, you know? And then it happened. My Felyne? Where are you, my Felyne? Ouch! My nose! It was broken or something! And he had my Felyne!
Well, now! And that was the end of my Felyne! And my Felyne! And my Felyne! And we finally my Felyne! And on Ellen DeGeneres tonight we have my Felyne! I was shushing him and they were going somewheres? But we finally hit the hay and out of the blue she asked me for a blowjob so I rolled over, farted in her face, and told her to give me one as well, sweety, oh yeah.
Daddy liked that, so we had two mis-puddings and not one to like home about's the oven next morning or something drinky-fundango or awesome like that, huh, honey?