[System detected the External Soul Bone: Eight Spider Lances, ultimate potential at super-divine level!]
[Exchange value: 1.5 million emotion points!]
[Consumes 1 million emotion points to activate eye-attached external soul bone!]
Zhuge Lan exclaimed with amazement!
Opening an external soul bone not only didn't cost him, but the system even credited him an additional 500,000 emotion points? Where else could you find such a considerate system?
However, he had a question.
"System, why did the Eight Spider Lances I sacrificed activate an eye-attached external soul bone?"
*[Since the host did not specify a body part, the system detected that an eye-attached external soul bone would be more compatible with the host, thus activating it in this location!]*
So thoughtful! Extremely thoughtful!
Zhuge Lan was eager to see how compatible it would really be.
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*[Soul Bone Duration Enhancement]: 10 emotion points/year;*
*"Eye of the Demon": Increases willpower, includes soul bone skills!;*
*—Soul Bone Skill: Weak's Deprivation Technique: Those unfit to be strong do not deserve power; individuals in labor will randomly release one ability from their body!;*
*—Evolution Condition: Upon consuming the released ability, residual energy will transform into additional years!;*
*—At century-level quality, effective only against soul masters and below!;*
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Zhuge Lan: 😮
What the heck?!
How is this soul bone skill even linked up?! Left eye for pregnancy gaze, right eye for embryo gaze?!
It used to be a simulation of labor—now it's the real thing?! So compatible! Incredibly compatible!
After a brief pause, Zhuge Lan eagerly asked, "System, what can this Weak's Deprivation Technique strip away?"
*[Martial souls, soul power, soul rings, soul bones, self-created soul skills, knowledge, memory, life span.]*
So, anything one has, it can make them lose? Great, excellent! He was already coming up with multiple ways to use this to mess with people.
For example, right now, Zhuge Lan eyed Tang San mischievously. He had a bold idea!
—If a man were to give birth, through which "passage" would it come out?
Would it burst from the front? Explode out the back? Or would he cough it up? He was curious! Super curious!
Just as Zhuge Lan was gearing up, he heard rustling behind him.
"Looks like prey has come to me!"
Without hesitation, he activated his Holy Eye and quickly muttered a soul spell.
With a precise aim, a rich golden glow enveloped a visibly tense Xiao Wu.
*[Emotion points +9999]*
Xiao Wu was shocked!
What kind of person would launch an ultimate attack right upon meeting someone?
Watching her stomach start to swell, Xiao Wu, having been through this once before, sat on the ground and bit down on her sleeve.
She glared at Zhuge Lan fiercely.
*[Emotion points +4444]*
A few seconds later…
"Mmmph mmph—"
The pain of childbirth struck, causing her to tremble uncontrollably.
*[Emotion points +9595]*
Zhuge Lan blinked.
Huh. He had assumed it was a soul beast that had come to be his test subject.
Unexpectedly… even though it was a soul beast, he recognized this one.
So things got a bit awkward.
Seeing Xiao Wu squirming in pain, clearly unwilling to make a sound, he glanced behind her.
Not wanting to disturb Tang San?
Xiao Wu's love for Tang San could truly be called obsessive.
That left him with room to maneuver.
Zhuge Lan coughed and said—
"I actually have a way to immediately end the labor experience."
"The process might hurt a bit more, but it'll be very brief."
"If you're worried about disturbing Little San, you might want to try it."
*[Emotion points +6666]*
Xiao Wu nodded vigorously, indicating for Zhuge Lan to proceed.
—Better short pain than long pain. She'd go for it!
Sure enough, she took the bait!
Zhuge Lan first set the Eye of the Demon's soul bone age to 1000 years.
Effective for all soul masters and below.
Time to get started! A silver light burst from his Demon's Eye, and he instinctively chanted a soul spell—
"What defines strength?"
"What defines weakness?"
"Feel the sorrow of the weak!"
"Weak's Deprivation Technique!"
The silver light turned into a small sun, bathing both Xiao Wu and Tang San.
Tang San remained unaffected.
Meanwhile, Xiao Wu, in labor, froze.
Her tremors intensified as an overwhelming tsunami of pain gathered into one intense burst against her abdomen!
*[Emotion points +9595]*
*[Emotion points +9595]*
*[Emotion points +9595]*
*[Emotion points +9595]*
She couldn't hold on! Couldn't endure it at all! The excruciating pain moved downward from her abdomen.
Squeezing through one path…
Xiao Wu tried to resist and hold back.
But just like trying to hold in a fart when you have an upset stomach—impossible!
"Don't fight it," Zhuge Lan reminded, "If you keep holding it in, it'll never go away, even if you hold on for an hour."
Xiao Wu: 😰
*[Emotion points +9595]*
She glared furiously at Zhuge Lan. What on earth was he doing?!
Zhuge Lan looked innocent.
"I did say there'd be a short burst of pain, and you agreed to it."
Xiao Wu: "…"
But you didn't say it would be *this* kind of pain!
At that moment, Tang San began to cough intensely, making Xiao Wu's body tense up! Seemed like the commotion was affecting him as he absorbed his soul ring.
With no other option, Xiao Wu lay back down, a tear sliding down her cheek.
How did things turn out like this? She couldn't understand.
*[Emotion points +15555]*
Zhuge Lan noticed Xiao Wu's resigned expression, then glanced at Tang San, who was focused on his soul ring absorption.
A thought popped into his mind—why not take this chance to "coach" Xiao Wu through her labor in front of Tang San?
"Don't just lie there!" Zhuge Lan raised his voice—
"Spread your legs, push!"
"Just like going to the bathroom; just push it out. It's easy!"
*[Emotion points +19999]*
Xiao Wu cautiously glanced at Tang San.
Seeing his frown deepen, she turned her angry gaze back to Zhuge Lan. What was he doing?
"Yes, just like that!" Zhuge Lan encouraged, "Maintain that anger and keep pushing!"
*[Emotion points +9999]*
Xiao Wu had no intention of cooperating and kept glaring at Zhuge Lan.
—Can't you just shut up?
But Zhuge Lan seemed to "misinterpret" her gaze.
"Why are you looking at me?" Zhuge Lan guessed, "Can't push enough? Want me to help with delivery?"
He rolled up his sleeves, approaching Xiao Wu.
"Never tried it before, but I'll do my best."
"Just keep in mind, my hands are big. Brace yourself when I go in."
Xiao Wu: 😱
*[Emotion points +22222]*
Pervert! Get away from me!
Xiao Wu shook her head vigorously and, remembering what Zhuge Lan said earlier, raised her legs and strained to push.
Afraid Zhuge Lan might actually assist her delivery, she felt she'd never be able to face Tang San again if he did.
Zhuge Lan stifled his laughter and didn't move any closer.
He had no idea where she and Tang San were in their relationship.
But after sharing a bed for six years, was there really any difference from being married?
He didn't think much of it.
Suddenly—
Pfft—
With a strange sound, Xiao Wu's face twisted in agony.
Because…
What she had "given birth" to… was something beyond bizarre?!
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