Both my first and second avatars were in attendance—it wasn't every day that Wyzebel and Plink found themselves in the same place. My third avatar provided a live feed of Crafty and his band scheming in a nearby hideout.
"I hear all the Mafia bosses will be at this ceremony," Crafty said, a wicked grin spreading across his face. "If we take them out, we'll be heroes."
"Let's do it," one of his lackeys replied.
"Some of them have bounties on their heads. We could make a fortune," another chimed in.
And so, Crafty and his crew decided to crash the ceremony.
The chaos began the moment Crafty and his gang barged in.
"Who the hell are you?" one of the Mafia bosses demanded.
"We're True Heroes," Crafty declared, his voice dripping with mock sincerity. "And we've got zero tolerance for villains like you."
What an actor, I thought sarcastically.
