lolbit of the glitch release

Hello my name is lolbit uzumaki my parents had decided to do the chakra sinew process earlier than usual the usual age is 5 and my parents decided to do it a year early without supervision of one of our clans elders to make sure no mistakes happen well a mistake happened I gained a somewhat unstable chakra sinew its called the glitch atleast that's what everyone started calling it when they found out about my chakra sinew anyhow I grew up with the clan heiress due to my unusual chakra sinew much like hers her name is kushina uzumaki she is my best friend when I found out that in a month from now kushina was gonna be transferred to konoha I asked the clan head if I can go with her as my parents had died due to the ongoing war that three of the five great nations had banded together to take out the uzumaki clan the clan head had let me go with her she was my best friend after all I would make sure she was safe no matter what anyhow i have started to experiment with my chakra sinew I tried focusing on my chakra and feel it's circumference it felt like static for lack of a better word I tried reaching out with my chakra and kinda willed myself to a spot I had my chakra positioned and the next thing I knew I was there it was a exilerating feeling I continued to expirement with my chakra sinew I found quite the few intriguing abilities about my chakra sinew I could teleport just about anywhere and I could phase through things by turning into some sort of particle I could also shift into different forms meaning I could be male or female at a whim making some of the other uzumaki question what my gender really was they just shook there heads and kept walking me and kushina are now going to konoha today me and kushina had talked the entire way there while I teleported around kushina and the guards that came along just to get us to konoha safely well we did get to konoha safely and mito senju uzumaki she was kushinas aunt and in the end she was family she saw me freely teleport around kushina and the very annoyed guards and she giggled into her hand at the six years old kids laughing at the guards expense of not being able to catch me hehe and well it also happend that tsunade was standing next to mito full out laughing at the expense of the guards that were escorting us to the village kushina and I just looked at the two laughing women and sweat dropped at the two giggling women after they were done laughing at the two guards they then looked at me and kushina. mito said I wasn't aware that two of you were coming I was aware of little kushina however I didn't know of you little teleporter I just said well I had asked the clan head a month ago if I could go with kushina Chan he said yes as you can see as I am here mito and tsunade was wondering what type of chakra sinew I had and they saw I had a chakra sinew instruction book so they had figured that I didn't get much of a useful chakra sinew they saw me teleport around kushina to make her frustrated mito and tsunade just giggled at our antics even tho they have seen me teleport around others before just to get a laugh and I did get a laugh once in awhile tho I'm getting off track mito and tsunade brought me and kushina to the senju compound mito and tsunade showed me and kushina to our rooms right next to each other nonetheless well anyway they told us to get settled so I did and layed down on the bed and fell asleep as I was quite tired makes sense as I was teleporting around the entire trip witch was 2 days long heh and with no breaks anyway I fell asleep I dreampt about me and kushina yes I do have a crush on kushina and it just so happened that mito and tsunade walked by my room as I muttered in my sleep about kushina and me on a date they just giggled at me in my sleep anyhow let's fast forward a week tsunade and mito had told me and kushina the reason kushina was sent here to seal the kyuubi into her due to her unique chakra sinew she was perfect for it however they didn't anticipate me coming along with kushina they noticed the tense look I was giving at the mention of sealing a Mass of malevolent chakra into my best friend I then asked if there was another way for this to work both mito and tsunade shook there heads this was the only way I then asked if it had to be kushina that the kyubi had to be sealed into mito and tsunade said not necessarily all or atleast most uzumaki could hold a tailed beast inside of them its just kushinas unique chakra sinew allowed her to suppress the nine tails better I then looked at tsunade and mito with determination in my eyes and said seal it in me instead of kushina tsunade mito and kushina were stunned that I would volunteer myself for such a thing they were confused at why I'd willingly let someone seal a being inside of me though mito and tsunade had an inclination on why my friendship and crush on kushina that's why I would willingly let someone fuck around with my body and I was all the happy to keep her safe no matter what happens