"Do you know about the guy who lived for 256 years?" said Balzac
"No said Mango Man
"Nah" said Budder
"What?" said Todd
"He once told a story which was the secret of living a long life."
"Keep a quiet heart,
sit like a tortoise,
walk sprightly like a pigeon and
sleep like a dog."
"Most importantly, you have to sleep like a dog."
"I'll try it then." said Budder
Both budder and mango man fell asleep.
Todd tried to do the same but he was having difficulty
"Ugghh! How am I suppose to sleep like a dog, of course they two can fucking do it."
"I never tested this myth but can your technique samoan swearing block you from japanese sleeping?"
"STOP WITH THIS SAMOAN SWEARING SHIT!"
Its been 7 minutes of trying. Both mango man and Budder awoke from their sleep
"That felt like a 1 hour minute nap," said mango man
"That felt like 2 hours to me" said Budder
"That felt like 7 minutes!!!" angrily screamed Todd
"The more you practice, the more you can restore sleep. This ability is useful for healing wounds." said Balzac
Balzac suddenly looked behind him, a man came toward him and he was wearing a fedora and a mask and a shirt full of question marks.
"Balzac. Long time no see…"
"A-Aid-"
"ENGLISH OR SPANISH!!"" screamed the man
Balzac froze and so did everybody else such as Budder, Todd, and Mango man.
"Whoever moves first is gay!!!" screamed the unknown man.
"Fuck! I can't move…" Todd said but his fingers started twitching
"Wait. I can move my fingers. Does this mean…"
Todd broke out of the ice and started walking toward the unknown man.