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Chapter 84 - [84] Meanwhile in the south...

The last dying rays of the sun showered the entire valley in a sickly shade of red."Wooden planks and cannon parts huh..." Rima mutters as she looked down to the bottom of the valley. "This must be the last of their lines for today.""Lady Tenora, would you mind lending us a cover with your illusion sphere?" Rima turned and asked."No problemo!" Tenora smiled sweetly."Merci." Rima replied.***"I fking hate this job." One of solider walking beside the carriage complained."Shush man! The captain will hear you, and I don't want to get placed on stable duty again!" The other solider beside him shushed."Yeah your right. At least no one has attacked us..." the carriage in front of him stopped."What's the hold up?" The solider yelled at no one in particular."A tree fell ahead!" A carriage driver at the front yelled back."Fk! They gonna make us move it..." the solider grumbled as he begin to walk to the front."I am really starting to fking hate this..." the moment the solider turned and saw the driver, he went still."Job..." Just the solider finished his last sentence, a finger tapped his shoulder as he immediately spun around."Wtf!?""Can I axe you a question?" Eritol asked."...""You didn't get the joke huh?"The solider turned and ran the opposite way."Oh boy..." Eritol covered his face with his hand, as he threw out his battle axe with the other. A brief moment later, the axe found its target in the back of the soldier's head, as he fell face first into the ground, before dissolving into a million tiny red pixels."No one gets the joke..." Eritol said as he walked over and picked up his axe."I hope the 3rd guy gets it now..." Eritol said as he walked over to the next carriage.Q: What is your best bad/corny joke?