It was around 8:20 AM. I was chatting with my best friend, Allis, while we messed around on Dojo Islands.
"My avatar looks like a teenager that would egg people's houses," she commented, and I giggled a bit.
For a few minutes, she was going around saying to our other classmates that were playing, "I'm gonna egg your house!"
After a good while, she stopped for a bit, then said it to me.
Of course, being the sleepless person stuck in 2012 slang I am, I replied without thinking,
"I'm gonna egg your mom."
It felt a bit like everything stopped for a good second or two, before Allis repeated a few times in a high-pitched voice, "What?" And I burst out laughing.
I quite literally couldn't stop. It got so bad that I fell out of my chair, and this kid named Connor who sat a table over pointed and exclaimed, "Ha!", and I still didn't stop for a good thirty seconds.