Fighting monsters, getting loot, buying cozy clothes? All Fiona needed was her friends, fun times, and hobbies!
Fiona Swiftheart was the hero of Fiefdala. She banished the evil dragon lord to the swampy wastelands, and returned to the capital of the kingdom she saved--and then got taxed for the loot she took from the oversized lizard?!
Too bad that no one told her the King went on a long-term vacation, before she got back. He put his scummy son on the throne, who decided cuteness and heroics weren't cool!
Faced with either jail or paying up, Fiona traded in huge swords, armor, and the adventuring life to don a business suit and opened a merchant store, to try to sell off stuff that no one could possibly afford to buy! Except when she got her merchant license, she signed up for more than she bargained for!
At least her business degree from her previous life wouldn’t be wasted. Join Fiona as she pursues a smaller life, builds hobbies, and makes friends who aren't dead set on fighting the next great villain at the drop of a hat!
And pays taxes. She hates taxes. More than lawyers or lawmen.
What’re you buying?!
* A fantasy slice-of-life story, light progression elements
* Feel-good storytelling, with no ‘save the world’ plot. This is a lived-in world that she’s a part of, and doesn’t revolve around her.
* No math, No LitRPG. Besides taxes. And that math hurts.
* LGBT characters. If that isn’t your thing, no need to continue.
* Content rating: PG-13. Some swearing, suggestive content, and comedic violence.
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