"Senior, there's nothing wrong with me, but you suddenly said something so irrelevant, why don't you go to the infirmary for a checkup?"
This woman is crazy!
"????"
Sophia Tong replied immediately.
Clearly nothing was written, yet it seemed as if everything was written.
Sophia Tong in the dormitory was furious!
What does Oliver Li mean by this? Is he saying he is sick?
He is obviously the one who is sick!
Didn't I just not accompany him for dinner? The weather was so hot, it was so troublesome to put on makeup by myself, and the cosmetics were so expensive, didn't I have the right to refuse?
As a result, Oliver Li...
"Playing hard to get, eh? Let's see how long you can hold out!"
She didn't believe that a person could change his heart so quickly.
This was just a counterattack from Oliver Li. He seemed to have realized that the copy he wrote was more important to him and wanted to control him.
But I will never give her a chance.
At this moment, her roommate Sun Hongmei sat up from the bed excitedly.
The moment I stood up, the bed began to shake.
Looking at Sophia Tong, he said excitedly: "Sophia Tong, a junior has confessed his love to me! He also said that he is a member of the student union and wants to exchange positions with me."
Sophia Tong: "..."
"Congratulations, you're finally single!"
Sun Hongmei said embarrassedly: "Xue Fei, I won't go with you tonight. I'm going to go down and exchange my license plate with Jackson Chen now."
Sophia Tong didn't care at first, but suddenly heard the name Jackson Chen.
The reason why she knew Jackson Chen was because Oliver Li often needed some pseudonyms when writing articles, such as the outlaw Zhang San.
Oliver Li likes to insert an easy-to-understand story into his financial articles.
For example, some unlucky guy, some cuckold...
Introducing some financial products through some small stories will make them easier to understand.
The code names used by Oliver Li were Jackson Chen, Mason Gu and so on.
She asked, and Oliver Li said that was his roommate.
"Hongmei, is it really Jackson Chen? Which class are you from?"
"I'm from Class 1, Finance, Grade 2016."
Sophia Tong understood it all at once.
That guy Oliver Li is now using military tactics, pretending not to care while trying to get close to me.
"Come on then, I've heard of Jackson Chen, he's very handsome, we must get him."
"Don't worry, this is my only love, I will definitely cherish it."
Sun Hongmei showed a shy expression.
She looked like she was going to sit on him and kill him if he couldn't defeat her.
After Sun Hongmei left, Sophia Tong smiled.
"I won't let you succeed!"
Suddenly, she had an idea.
So I posted it on my Moments.
"What should I do if my roommate is no longer single? Answer: Watch the party with an empty seat."
There are a lot of bootlickers on her WeChat, but almost none of them can compare to Oliver Li.
Either not handsome enough or not talented enough.
As for the real rich second generation? She couldn't get in touch with them in her circle, but there were quite a few fake rich second generations.
In just over ten minutes, she got the reply she wanted.
Wu Yanfeng: "I personally arranged the position for the junior sister. It is really very good. I wonder if I can go there to rest when the time comes?"
She immediately changed the other party's remarks.
Changed to 'Student Union Chairman Wu Yanfeng'
Then he took a screenshot and sent it to Oliver Li.
And the text is: Oliver Li, this opportunity was originally given to you, but unfortunately you don't want it. Then please help me choose one from so many people. I will give the opportunity to whoever you decide to give it to.
She didn't believe that Oliver Li could sit still after seeing this news!
There are less than two hours left until the party starts.
...
In the grove behind the college building.
Oliver Li stood together with a tall and thin boy with acne all over his face, as if they were having a secret meeting.
He was worried that he couldn't find anyone to take over his license plate. After all, he couldn't post it openly on WeChat Moments. Then Sophia Tong sent him a list?
Although he doesn't have the contact information of most people, he can always find one or two Sophia Tong's lickers.
Classmate, remember this. When someone checks your license plate, just say you are Jackson Chen from Class 1, Finance, Grade 2016."
"But isn't your name Oliver Li?"
"This isn't my number plate, it's my roommate's!"
The tall, thin, acne-ridden boy looked as if he had suddenly realized something: "Oh, can I really sit with Sophia Tong?"
"Of course. My roommate is a member of the student union. From your position, you are definitely no more than three steps away from Sophia Tong. You can reach out and hold her hand. Not only that, this position is quite forward. You may be able to get Lydia Shen's autograph. I'll sell it to you for 800 yuan for such a great position. Is it expensive?"
The acne-ridden boy nodded quickly.
"Um?"
What does nodding mean? Do you think it's too expensive?
"Can you really hold hands?"
Oliver Li: "..."
Damn, that's what I was thinking.
"Of course you can, but it depends on you. After all, nothing is difficult if you set your mind to it. We only sell distance, not romance. You have to fight for it yourself."
"But... I heard that you are also Sophia Tong's licker..."
"I Fcuking... I've already licked her, I'm not interested anymore, if you mind, I'll find someone else."
After Oliver Li finished speaking, he prepared to leave.
The acne-stricken boy quickly grabbed him and said, "I bet! I'm convinced that I lost to an opponent like you."
This sentence almost made Oliver Li give up the money.
Damn it, who the hell wants to be an opponent to a guy like you!
As expected, all those who bootlickers have problems with their brains.
Who would be a lapdog if they were normal?
After receiving eight hundred yuan, he slowly walked out of the school.
As for whether the other party could see Sophia Tong, he had no control over it.
Anyway, we are in the same place, breathing the same air. As long as it is wet enough, you might breathe in the air that is exhaled by others. What's the difference between it and K!ssing?
After two or three minutes, we arrived at the edge of the grove. It was getting dark and the party was about to begin.
At this moment, the sound of conversation was heard nearby.
When I passed by the grove, I saw a senior girl there.
He walked over and rubbed it for a while.
He likes to pet cats, but he doesn't like to keep cats.
"You should treat women the same way you treat cats. Do you really want to be a dog licker for the rest of your life?"
The more I think about it, the angrier I get. I just spent 800 yuan to wash my feet!
"Meow..."
The senior student suddenly shouted, seeming a little dissatisfied.
Oliver Li quickly touched the senior sister's head and said, "Don't wash it anymore. Wait until I come back and buy you some cat food."
After saying that, he stood up and prepared to leave.
As a result, the senior student jumped directly onto his legs.
"Meow meow..."
"Huh... Let's go, I'll bring some with me today!"
He reached out and hugged the senior sister in his arms. Although he didn't like being too clingy, today was the first day of his rebirth. If he couldn't reward himself, he might as well reward the senior sister.
Oliver Li guessed that the senior sister was indeed hungry. Those little girls had plenty of food and drink when they were free on weekdays, but recently it was exam month and none of them came.
They are all irresponsible Sc*mbags!
"You have to remember, you can't be a licking cat. If you are a licking cat, you will be controlled by others. You have to be more aloof in the future. You can only get close to those who feed you every day..."
Before Oliver Li finished speaking, a clear voice suddenly came from behind him: "Stop! Where are you taking Xiaobai?"
Oliver Li didn't care at first.
Until a girl ran up to him, panting, and stretched out her arms to stop him.
He realized that the girl had a big heart...
Especially the breathless look, saying: "Where are you taking Xiaobai?"
She has a slightly chubby face, delicate features, and a very well-proportioned figure, a bit like a top-notch porcelain doll.
Oliver Li asked in confusion: "What Xiaobai? I only saw Dabai."
The girl said, "It's the cat in your arms."
"What does it have to do with you?"
Senior schoolmates are shared...
If the girl in front of her really cared, she wouldn't let the senior run to her.
The girl said angrily, "I won't let you take it! Give it to me now!"
The girl even reached out to grab it.
This is an irresponsible cat lover.
Oliver Li immediately dodged, took two steps back, and said: "What are you going to do? In broad daylight, in the open..."
"Give Xiaobai back to me!"
The girl seemed to be about to cry.
"What do you mean your Xiaobai? When did my Dabai become your Xiaobai?"
"What do you mean?"
"Isn't it obvious? This is my cat. It's just that after I went to college, I was not allowed to keep a cat in the dormitory, and my parents were not free at home, so I left it on campus. I come to feed it every day, otherwise how could it be so affectionate to me?"
The girl's eyes widened in disbelief.
"Why haven't I seen you? I've been feeding..."
"I haven't seen you yet. Our Dabai obviously doesn't recognize you. I haven't been here for two days, and Dabai has lost a lot of weight... I'm going to take him home to raise him..."
"no!"
The girl moved closer again.
Oliver Li backed away and said, "What are you doing? I spent thousands of dollars to buy Dabai, and I've been feeding him for so long. If you dare to snatch him, I'll call the police!"
The girl stopped where she was.
She said aggrievedly: "Then can you let me hug Xiaobai?"
"Correction, it's Baymax!"
"Okay, then can you let me hug Baymax?"
Oliver Li then 'reluctantly' handed this senior sister, whose name he did not know, over to the other party.
Then he said, "Just wait here for me. I'll go buy it some food. In view of your previous behavior, you left your student ID with me. If anything happens, I'll come find you!"
"I...oh..."
The girl reluctantly took out a campus card.
Oliver Li originally wanted to see what the girl's name was, but after getting the campus card and taking a look at it, he was stunned.
Anna Shen, Class 3, Finance, Grade 14...
"The photo doesn't look like you. Did you pick up this campus card?"
Oliver Li asked.
The girl quickly said: "No, no, it's my sister's. I'm just a high school student..."