The name of the system is very serious...
"The fuck it ain't! Are you a literal child?"
Yes, I am what humans call a "child". Technically speaking, I am a baby since I was 'born' exactly... (insert long ah pause) … two minutes ago.
"Oh, fuck o-"
Anyway, the system cut me off due to your complete lack of combat experie-
"HEY, i was a black belt in karate . . .
. . . your input has been noted . . . since you do not have the ABILLITY TO FIGHT THE ENEMY YOU ARE FACING AT THIS EXACT MOMENT IN TIME. the system will take over for your survival
"wait! hold on you can do that!?"
time resuming in 3. . . 2. . .
"its my body! do- you know what. fine, what would you be able to do anyway" i huffed, like. it's still my body. the fuck is my weak ass body going to do against a BIG ASS BURGE KALIFA LOOKING AH CLUB
1. . .
time started to flow again, the rabbit slowly began moving again. before increasing in speed and then instantly going back to the full speed it was going at before, i tried to move but i could no longer move my body, or even feel anything. 'did it put me in to fucking spectator mode!!!' i complained as i watched the club almost coming down to strike me, but thankfully the system did something, and my body rolled to the side before shooting up with perfect execution.
the club hit the ground and CRACKED it. if that did hit me, i would be no longer have a head, or chest, or body left. but it didn't, so yay.
'well ok, fine. you did save me. but how will you take out the bunny. it's way stro-'
i cut my inner complaining off to focus as my body launched forward towards the bunny. landing a devastating 360 spin jump kick right onto its face, yeah. the bunny is still as heavy as a bunny. so the fucker got punted into a tree.
the bunny was quite durable so it didn't die, just damaged. it looked confused but the system gave it no time and sprinted as fast as it could towards it. kicking it into the tree again. . . then again. . . then again. it kept kicking the bunny until it was dead.
i knew that since the second it died, i could feel the breeze and move my own body again. but the more obvious indicator was
you have been giving control back since the enemy is neutralised. now, after this point in time, no matter what harm you are in. i will be unable to help by taking over. this was just a freebie. also according to my . . . creator it would be boring. so you do not need to worry about me taking over.
i skimmed over the words infront of me and '. . .' my brain cell started to work on overdrive 'wait, creator. meaning there is a god. but the word boring indicates that they are watching me and is doing so for enjoyment' as it dawned on me i felt un happy about.
'damn, i got killed by god . . . but i got isekai though. wait that means i'm one of those webnovel protag's. . . yeah i guess there goes my easy life.'
"ok, well i gue-wait a minute" i felt the breeze on my body again, but this time i noticed this. it felt like the breeze was all over my body. like i was naked
i looked down and "holy shit, were are my clothes at. . . hold on" the sight that beholded me was my breast . . . they weren't big but there was a change that i instantly noticed "I'M NO LONGER A WASHING BOARD!" i jumped up in joy. i started to touch them just to make sure they were real. they were no longer smaller than every man's tits. they actually existed. before i had a bust size of 64 which was fucking nothing. though now i have a bust size around 72 ish. which may not seem big. but for me ITS AN HUGE DIFFERENCE
"HAHAHAHA FUCK YEAH!" i let out that one last of exactment before calming down.
are you done the system asked flatly
i took a glance at the message, still grinning "yes, but you cant blame me, i was always teased for having a cutting board for a chest. so to get these" i held them out "is a great joy to me . . . " there was a long pause before i continued with something else
"why was i naked?" i asked as i just remember what i was going to ask before i noticed my increase in woman hood.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i wasn't even "alive" then. ask my creator. . . though, they will probably say "cause its funny"
"hmm, understandable. it is funny. but also inconvenient... oh well, future me's problem. now. lets do something i have learned in every webnovel ever. sTatUes" i said in a mocking tone cause. it so generic, luckily an interface popped up with exactly what i wanted to see.
[name: Shino]
[race: Primordial Vampire]
[Class: Blood Mage]
Level: 1
HP: 1200/1200
MP: 350/350
STR: 9
VIT: 42
INT: 21
AGI: 14
DEX: 15
(average adult Male stat's - 10)
Unassigned stat points: 0
Skills -
[Blood Magic - Tier 1 - F]
[Blood recovery - Tier 1 - F]
Passive Skills -
[Blood Production - Tier 1 - E]
i look over the information infront of me and ask ". . . why is my vitality so . . . high . . . compered to the other stat's"
each of your stat's are your stat's from your previous life then multiplied by 1.5. the reason why your VIT is higher than the others is because of . . . your very frequent m*********** sessions. . . . ew
"ah . . . i see. . . . . . let us forget that and move on. i am changed girl. new life new me right? anyway" i point at my race and ask tryna change the subject "isn't primordial like . . . a being that was born before time or at the beginning of time? how am i a race that is usually the strongest there could be, at the start?"
it wouldn't be the D.U.M.B.A.S.S. vampire system if it didn't have amazing perk's.
i sighed as that answered jack shit "ok, let me ask a different question. what's the difference between a normal vampire and a primordial one since . . . my stats are kinda shit if compare it to . . . a billion year old being should be."
The Primordial Vampire is the original ancestors of vampires, the source of all of em. It's the most powerful version, free of weaknesses, and a potential that is fit for battle. Today's vampires are diluted copies, weakened over countless generations of breeding. Your stats may seem low now, but your potential is unmatched. also the skill's you can learn are a lot more broad due to a unique ability that only Primordial vampires had.
"really, what is it?"
when you drink the blood of another creature be it a frog, human or god. you would be able to break down the blood that you ingest and take a skill from them. this natural skill at the moment is linked to level. so mostly every time you do it, it will fail. (basically a gacha mechanic, but the chance is way less than 1%. like all gacha's)
"that sucks, but i guess i could just drink the blood from 100 different monster of the same species to get their skills. so it aint that bad." i took a pause before looking at my listed skill's
"show the description of the 3 skill's i have at my disposal, i can guess what it's kinda about. but knowing it fully would be nice."
[Blood Magic - Tier 1 - F]
Description: manipulate your own blood for attack or defence
[Blood recovery - Tier 1 - F]
description: use your own blood to quickly heal small cuts. speed up the natural healing process of your body.
[Blood Production - Tier 1 - E ]
description: slightly increases the amount of blood your body creates and hold's.
"well . . . that's descriptive. but yeah those are helpful skill's" i said as those skill's really are useful, a minor injury wont take ages to heal with them, and with extra blood i wont . . . die from blood loss as easily if i were to drop the blood on the ground or something. since i'm pretty sure i have seen that type of power before . . . the character using it took out like 30% of his blood out . . . then got hit so hard he lost focus. . . he dropped the blood. couldn't reabsorb the blood, and died
"I'm thirsty, i need some water . . . hmm" i looked around and saw a large-ish stream of water through the tree's. "nice"
I walked over, bent down to drink, but paused when I saw my reflection in the water. "HOLD ON, MY FACE! WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A MODEL NOW?! And my hair too... Damn, I might actually turn into a narcissist. " I studied my reflection more closely. "But I look younger... maybe 14-ish? maybe it's the beauty system or something." i joked.
i shook my head while Standing up, I grabbed a handful of my hair and pulled it in front of my eyes for a better look. It was definitely longer than before, but the more eye catching change was the colour "woah". Black at the roots, transitioned into a spacey blue, then faded into a galaxy-like purple at the tips. it was also not bright colours either it was more of a . . . slightly faded purple compared to the ones you see in a, well. galaxy.
"am i going to be a space vampire? whats with this colour scheme."
my creator is a god of space and time. that is all i know. maybe they wanted your hair to be in their image?
the system explained . . . though they sounded like they were not sure either. but i dont care as i am a new worshipper of this god. "god of space and time, THANK YOU FOR GIFTING ME THIS BODY. i am sure to use it well ;)"
. . . not now, do that at a later date.
i snapped my head towards the floating message with a mock shock expression "i am not! going to do it in the forest alright. geez. that me was in the past." i sulked before remember that i am thirsty so *gulp* *gulp* *gulp*.
i bent down and sipped as much water as i could, the water was amazing. fresh water is allway's better than bottled. i stood up and wiped my mouth. "aahh~" as i moaned i closed my eyes, but the second i opened them i saw another bunny. with a smaller club (yk, proportional to the body of it.) standing across the stream. menacingly, not moving.
just staring. its club lazily held. "the fuck, you lookin at?" the bunny jumped at my voice and stumbled back. it stared at my body - i just realised that - before shaking it's head.
it raised it's weapon to charge at me but stopped as it realised. the water was deeper than its hight. it looked at the water, then at me, then at the water again. before sighing and turning its back towards me. dejected that it could beat me with it's club.
'oh, look. its a target' i thought as i grinned. it may not be able to cross the 0.5 meter deep water. but I can.
A/N why is the mc naked. cause why not.