I finished replicating the Sex Toy of Truth and Transformation, so that everyone in the police department could have one. And I do mean everyone. Even the office workers and the female employees. This cost me around $25,000,000 in gold.
Then I called up Tommy and had him give me one of the diamond necklaces from the dragon vault that he hadn't melted down yet. It was a very old, ornate piece with very large diamonds set into it. It was probably worth millions of dollars.
I handed the necklace to Pete. "Will this work for an anniversary present? It is a little old, but it's still in good condition. It's probably hundreds of years old. I got it from a dragon hoard."
"Some of the things you say, I really don't know whether I'm supposed to believe or not, so I just try to believe all of it. Yes this will work! My wife will love this! Thanks!" Pete said.