I woke up to a splash of water in the face. I blinked my eyes and looked around. I seemed to be in someone's basement. A middle aged woman was standing in front of me with a pot of water with a cross at the bottom and cloves of garlic floating in it.
"Oh no! You found my weakness! Dirty water!" I said, pretending to be hurt by it.
"Very funny asshole. Now, would you mind telling me why two bloodsuckers were trying to break into my home?" She said.
"First off, we didn't break anything. Your door was unlocked and the sign said you were open. And second, we didn't know it was your home," I said. "Is that why we passed out? Because we crossed the threshold of a home uninvited?"
"Yes. That's what happens when you break into human's homes!" She said.
"We didn't break in! I just saw the sign with the golden giblets on it and thought you might be able to help me get back into the monster underground," I said.
