I gazed upon the abandoned chapel a distance away from me. A few feet ahead of me were Kyoko and Mami walking side by side. They seemed to be very preoccupied in their own world because no matter how hard I yell about the snake chewing on my ankles they still wouldn't look back.
"No, seriously guys, is this poisonous?" I asked them while holding up a now dead snake with my hand. "My legs feel very tingly now! Guys!"
I took out my soul gem and activated my magical girl power. The tingling sensation slowly disappears and I think it's safe to say that it was pretty darn poisonous. I also used this as a moment to hijack their telepathic conversation.
"...want to see you again, it's just that, you know how awkward it is to just knock on your doorstep after all that?" Kyoko said.
"Kyoko, I waited for you that night... I thought you really hated me," Mami said.
"No, I don't hate you, I hate myself for being complete bitch. I just thought that I don't deserve someone like you as my friend."
"Aww, that's so sweet!" Mami and Kyoko stopped in their tracks and turned around. "I really need to figure out how to mute this thing..."
A bunch of ribbons appeared out of nowhere and start binding my entire body. It trapped me in a tight cocoon and Mami start dragging me through the forest. It wasn't that comfortable to be honest, but it beats walking.
After almost hours of being dragged through the dirt, we made it to the abandoned chapel. Mami finally let go of me and we stepped into the dark abandoned halls of the chapel.
It's an extremely harrowing sight. A once holy and beautiful place reduced into a dark sad place where hope and dreams were put into rest. I can't even imagine how this could happen, I mean, if this place is extremely old they should at least turn it into a museum.
"So, whose story arc is this?" I asked them while looking at the ruins. "Is it you Kyoko?"
Kyoko just nodded a little and jumped towards a platform in the distance. "Sit down brat, it's about time you find out," she tossed me an apple and I caught it with my hand.
"Okay so what is it?" I asked her telepathically while taking a bite out of the apple. "And have you talked to Mami about the soul gem are grief seeds yet?"
"I'm sorry what?" Mami said suddenly.
Kyoko face-palmed and I felt like I just did the biggest screw up of all. "Again, really could use a mute and whisper function," I muttered to myself before looking at Mami. "Calm down, I have a plan... Just calm down, I have a plan... All you have to do is listen to the plan..."
The blonde nodded a little, still shaken and not yet fully comprehending the situation. "Good, Kyubei is evil and he's the one who created magical girls and witches and I know exactly how to stop him, we can stop him, I have a plan to stop him," I said, trying to be as clear and concise as I can. "Are you with me? Do you want to defeat the witches?"
Mami nodded a little still frozen in terror.
"Good, then lower the gun," I told her and it seems like she just realized that she's holding Kyoko at gunpoint. "Thank you, now, let's sit down and talk. Because there is a LOT to talk about."
After that, I shoveled her head full of bullshit.
Seriously, it's the only thing I have right now because explaining the true plan to her will probably make her snap. I mean, spoiler alert, we're not beating Kyubei in his own game. We are planning for something else entirely.