he Black god Paradox: Shaping the Multiverse (rick and Morty fanfic)

(fair warning some lines and scenes will be cut since i probably either missed them or i was lazy also my writing style may switch often since I'm getting them from the transcript since i'm lazy)(3rd pov)We open this story to a family of 5 eating breakfast however one seat was empty but we'll get into that in a bit. It was as silent as a crypt until the bitch as father , known as jerry open his mouth."So I hear a new episode of that singing show coming on tonight. Who do you guys think is going to be the best singer?" Jerry said and immediately after a young boy named Morty head fell on his breakfast."Om my god. His head is in his food i'm going to puke" his sister summer said. "Morty are you getting i told you to stop kissing the living room pillow you know the dog sleeps on it" the mother beth said."Or maybe you was out all night again with grandpa rick and Jinx last night" summer said with a smirk on his face.Jerry: what!Beth: dad?"What so everybody is supposed to sleep every single night make up half of all time?" Rick said while pointing his fork at the parents.JERRY: Damn it!BETH: Jerry!JERRY: Beth!"Oh my God, my parents are so loud, I want to die." summer said then two slashes appear in the air in the shape of a cross then opened to make a purple portal and out came a boy with pure black hair and purple eyes. "There is no God, Summer. You got to rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later. Oh also grandpa I got the egg" the boy said while showing him a large pure black egg and got a nod from his grampa and went into the kitchen to get his breakfast."Okay, with all due respect, Rick - What am I talking about? What respect is due? How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for high-concept Sci-Fi rigamarole" jerry with anger at his father in law. " Listen, Jerry. I-I-I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything. It's your house. It's your world. You're a real Julius Caesar but I'll tell you something—tell you how I feel about school, Jerry. It's a waste of time. (Jerry stares incredulously at Rick.) Buncha people running around, bumping into each other. G-guy up front says, "two plus two." The people in the back say, "four." Then the—then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry especially Jinx, who is smarter then most of the worlds famous geniuses i-i mean he built a bomb from a fucking Rubik's Cube. And I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's my two cents on the issue." rick said then wiped his mouth then got up and walked up to his daughter and placed his hand on her shoulder." his was a good breakfast, Beth. You really made the crap out of those eggs. I wish your mother was here to eat them. Come on Jinx we got work to do" rick said and jinx got up with his breakfast and black egg and fallowed his grampa to the garage.(btw he has borderline enchanted intelligence and will go up to supernatural at some point)(transition)We cut to a high school classroom as the teach in front of his desk to talk to his students.MR. GOLDENFOLD: Alright, now, everybody get settled. Get away from the windows!Cut to the inside of Goldenfold's classroom.MR. GOLDENFOLD: Now, look, we're gonna be dealing with some real serious stuff today. You might have heard of it. It's called math? And without it, none of us would even exist, so let's jump right in. Two plus two.EVERYONE BUT MORTY: Four.Morty, sitting in the back row, stares at Jessica, who sits in the front row, answering Jessica's name for the questions.MORTY: Jessica.MR. GOLDENFOLD: Five plus five.EVERYONE BUT MORTY: Ten.MORTY: Jessica.Jessica hears Morty and looks back, confused, not sure who's saying her name.MR. GOLDENFOLD: Okay, good. It's time for the quiz.EVERYONE BUT MORTY: Aww."Yeah, you know what?! Aw, too bad! Tough! First row, take one. Pass it back for me. The stakes are high in this room." mr goldenfold said and when morty looked at his test started to jumble together as he falls asleep."There's crucial things happening here every day. People are getting smarter. Some of y'all getting dumber. Some of y'all ain't going to see 3:00 "Mr goldenfold said.Morty falls into a dream world filled with large number-shaped blocks. Jessica steps out from behind some of the numbers.JESSICA: Hi, Morty.MORTY: Whoa! Hi, Jessica.JESSICA: Can I show these to you?Jessica opens her shirt, showing Morty her boobs.MORTY: Wow. Th-they're both great. Thank you!JESSICA: You know what I named these? My little Morties.MORTY: (Rubs the back of his neck) Uh, that's flattering... and a little weird.JESSICA: Do you know what I want you to do with them?MORTY: Rename them?JESSICA: Squeeze them. Manhandle them. Give them the business. See if you can shuffle them. I mean, really get in there and knock them around. No wrong answers.MORTY: Wow. Well, okay, Jessica. L-let's give this a shot.Morty grabs her boobs and starts fondling her.JESSICA: Mm. Oh, Morty. What are you doing to me?MORTY: Uh, I-I'm just doing my best.However back in the real world we can see morty groping Mr.goldenfold and he seems irritated and a little aroused.MR. GOLDENFOLD: Morty! What are you doing to me?!MORTY: (Sleep talking) Ah, Jessica.MR. GOLDENFOLD: Morty!MORTY: Jessica.MR. GOLDENFOLD: Five more minutes of this, and I'm gonna get mad.Mr. Goldenfold leans back and bites his lip.MORTY: Je-Jessica. Jessica.MR. GOLDENFOLD: Not my fault this is happening.(Jinx pov)I was down the hallway to find my idiot little brother until I saw him being threatened by a some bad boy wannabe so I unsheathe unholy a bit then quickly resheathed it and the wannabe was cut into multiple pieces."There you are, Morty. Listen to me. I got an errand to run in a whole different dimension. I need an extra pair of hands" grandpa rick said while gripping morty's shoulders letting a little spit hit the young boy's face." Oh, geez, Rick. W-w-what'd you do to Frank?" morty said like a little bitch.RICK: It's pretty obvious, Morty. I froze him. Now listen I need your help, Morty. I mean, we got we got to get get the hell out of here and go take care of business. (Belch) It's important. Come on, Morty.MORTY: I don't know, Rick. I can't leave school again.RICK: Do you have any concept of how much higher the stakes get out there, Morty? What do you think I can just do it all by myself? Come on!"Aw, geez. Okay. I guess I can skip history. What about Frank? I mean, shouldn't you try and fix him, "Morty said, scared at the probable consequence."t-there's no fixing him (burp) morty, b-but we gotta go" grandpa rick said then he opened a portal and we stepped through it. However what they didn't know was that a minute later is summer walking around the corner and seeing frank still standing still."Oh, my God. I'm about to walk past Frank Palicky. This is the story we'll be telling our children" summer said in her head then walks up to Frank and talks to him, oblivious to the fact that he's actually cut ribbons." hi, frank" is all she was able to say before frank before his body breaks apart into hundreds of pieces with blood and cuts everywhere and summer screams at the site.(transition)Beth: (performing heart surgery on a horse) Scalpel.Davin: Scalpel. (Jerry enters the room)Jerry: Knock, knock.Beth: Jerry?Jerry: My manager gave me an hour for lunch, and I thought, "hey, why not swing by where your wife works?" (The beeping from the medical equipment speeds up)Tom: (offscreen) We're losing him. (Beth adjusts the horse's organs)Tom: (offscreen) Okay, he's back."Jerry, please tell me you're here for an incredibly urgent reason," beth said, annoyed at her husband making her lose focus during her surgery."Well, it's lunch. I mean, it's one of three meals that have existed for millennia, "Jerry said before the machine beeped again.Tom: (offscreen) Losing him. (Beth adjusts the organs again)Tom: (offscreen) Stabilized.Beth: Okay, I only ask, Jerry, because, as you know, my job involves performing heart surgery.Jerry: Well, yeah, on horses.Beth: Excuse me?Jerry: Okay, Let's not rehash that fight. I sense that you're busy and will now be on my way. (drops a pamphlet on the ground)Jerry: Whoa! What is this on the floor? Some kind of literature for a really nice-looking nursing home. Hey, honey, crazy idea bad pitch let's put your dad here. Let's put your dad in a nursing home. (Beth looks at Jerry angrily and the equipment starts beeping faster again)Tom: (offscreen) We're losing him.Beth: Hey, Tom! We know when we're losing him. WE CAN HEAR THE BEEPS!(transition)Morty: Oh, man, Rick. What is this place?Rick: It's Dimension 35-C, and it's got the perfect climate conditions for a special type of tree, Morty, called a Mega Tree, and there's fruit in those trees, and there's seeds in those fruits. I'm talking about Mega Seeds. They're-they're incredibly powerful, and I need them to help me with my research, Morty.Morty: Oh, man, Rick. I'm looking around this place, and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing."Why you got to be such a pussy Morty, I mean we do this shit like every other day" i said, annoyed at my brother's pussy attitude.''All right, all right, calm down boys. Listen to me, Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You're looking around, and it's all scary and different, but, you know, m-meeting them head on, charging right into them like a bull, that's how we grow as people. I'm no stranger to scary situations. I deal with them all the time. Now, if you just stick with me, Morty, we're gonna be—" rick said interrupted when a hideous spider like monster appearing out of nowhere and we all run since we've never see anything like that until i remembered i had unholy so i grabbed the handle then i stopped and quickly turned around and when i was about to get eaten i sent a straight stab into his mouth and down his throat and hit it's heart and it quickly died soon after which i smile at. I then cut the air and made the purple cross portal that led to a very large freezer under the house.We continued walking for a while in silence for a while until Morty asked a question.Morty: hey rick i've been meaning to ask but what's in your flask you always carry?Rick: w-well Morty a couple months ago J-Jinx and powder went on a hunt for inspiration for a new bomb but found an isolated alien race that when killed make their blood basically w-whiskery so every two months when I run out they go and get me more but a side effect is that it's like soda makes your belch often .Morty just looked at hoping rick is joking but i shake my head to tell him it's true and Morty just shuts up and we kept walking until after about half and hour later when we came across a cliff.Rick: Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Morty, you see this?We all looked down upon a vast forest of interdimensional treesRick: You see what we just stumbled upon, Morty? Any idea what that is down there?Morty: The mega trees?Rick: That's right, Morty the mega trees with the mega fruit on them and that's what I'm talking about, Morty. That's where my seeds are. If we would have done what you wanted, I would have never have found them, because you're so in love with school.Morty: All right, all right. So, what's so special about these seeds, anyways?Rick: You ask a lot of questions, Morty. Not very charismatic. It makes you kind of an (burps) under- (burps) underfoot figure.Rick gives Morty a pair of shoes and Morty proceeds to put them on and i have a premonition that morty will fuck this up so i just wait patiently. I didn't have to wait long before he tried to use the shows but forgot to turn them on and fell off down the cliff.Rick: You have to turn them on, Morty! The shoes have to be turned on![Cut to hospital]Beth: I am not putting my father in a home! He just came back into my life, and you want to grab him and stuff him under a mattress like last month's Victoria's Secret?Jerry: I told you I was ordering you something for Valentine's Day. More importantly, your father is a horrible influence on our son.Davin: Everything cool in here, Beth?Beth: It's fine, Davin.Davin: Okay, cool. You know, we did something great today. There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse. (Jerry closes the door on Davin)Jerry: Since we're fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies.Beth:i would never fuck him jerry!(quietly) well he's not the one you should worry about(normal) Look, I appreciate the stress you're under, but Morty was having trouble in school way before my dad moved in, and the only influence I can see Rick having is that, for the first time in his life, Morty has a friend.Jerry:what about his brother?Beth: Jinx has never really clicked with morty since he reminds him of you in a certain area.Jerry: what do you mean?Beth:nothing jerry(the phone starts ringing)Jerry: (sighs) Well, maybe you're right.Beth: Uh, yeah, maybe I am. I'm my father's daughter. I'm smart. Why do you think I'm a heart surgeon?Jerry: (coughs) Ahem, Horse heart surgeon. (Beth answers the phone and gets a call from Morty's principal, Gene Vagina)Principal Vagina: Hello? Mrs. Smith? This is Principal Vagina, no relation. I wonder if you and Morty's father might be able to have a chat with me this afternoon?[Cut to Dimension 35-C]Rick walks down the mountain with the shoes on while I made an ice ladder then slid down it and when I made it on the ground I turned into water then looked at Morty whose legs look like stairs the way they are bent.Rick: Morty, oh, you really d-did a number on your legs right now. You know, you got to turn ( the shoes on, Morty, for them to work. Yeah, look I turned mine on. I had no problem getting down here. It was a leisurely breeze.Morty: I'm in a lot of pain, Rick!Rick: Yeah, I can see that. But do you think you'll still be able to help me (burps) collect my seeds, Morty?Morty: Are you kidding me?! That's it, Rick! That's the last straw! I can't believe this! I'm sitting here with both of my legs broken, and you're still asking me about getting those seeds?! Ooh! Ow! Oh! Y-y-you're a monster. Y-you're like Hitler, but-but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.Jinx: not really i mean i met the guy before and he mainly used germany as a means to an endMorty: why the fuck would i care about hitler right now when my legs are broken!Jinx: you asked dipshitRick: Okay, hold on just a second, Morty.Rick opens another portal and leaves us behind,with morty lying on the ground to suffer for a few seconds and i just take my phone while texting my girl powder who's asking when we gonna have a threesome with Trisha again but before i can answer morty was being a bitch and started yelling more which distracted me.Morty: Ooh! Ohh! Ooh! Hnngh! Hoo! Ooh! Ohh! Aaaaagh! Oooooh!After another 30 seconds Rick comes back with a medicine gun and injects whatever that was in there into morty leg and it starts repairing itself.Morty: Ooh, Ohh, Ooh. Wow, Rick. That stuff just healed my broken legs instantly. I mean, I've never felt so good in my life. Thank you.Rick: Don't worry about it, Morty. Just come help me get these seeds, all right, buddy?Morty: Sure thing, Rick. (goes up the tree and gets the Mega Fruit while Rick talks to him)Rick: Not that you asked, Morty, but what just happened there is I went into a future dimension with such advanced medicine that they had broken-leg serum at every corner drugstore. The stuff was all over the place, Morty.Morty: Wow, that's pretty crazy, Rick.Rick: There's just one problem, Morty one little hang-up. The dimension I visited was so advanced, that (burps) they had also halted the aging process, and everyone there was young, Morty, and they had been forever. I was the only old person there, Morty. (burps) It was like I was some sort of, you know, celebrity, walking around. I-I was fascinating to them. There were a lot of attractive women there, I-I was going to invite Jinx but P-Powder would use the minigun on me if i didn't bring her as well. Anyway Morty, they-they-they— they all wanted time with me. I had a lot of fun with a lot of young ladies, but I spent so much time there, my interdimensional portal device it's got no charge left, Morty. It's got no charge left.Morty: What?!Jinx: you know I would be pissed if you weren't right about powder.Rick: It's as good as garbage. It's not gonna work anymore.Morty: Oh, geez, Rick, that's not good. W-what are we gonna do? I-I have to be back at school right now. How are we gonna get back home?Rick: There's ways to get back home, Morty. It's just it's just gonna be a little bit of a hassle. We're gonna have to go through interdimensional customs, so you're gonna have to do me a real solid.Morty: Uh-oh.Rick: When we get to customs, I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, and I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.Morty: In my butt?Rick: Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit.Morty: Oh, geez, Rick. I really don't want to have to do that.Rick: Well, somebody's got to do it, Morty. Th-these seeds aren't gonna get through customs unless they're in someone's rectum, MortyMorty: Uuuh.Rick: And they'll fall right out of mine. I've done this too many times, Morty. And Jinx would turn me into an ice sculpture for even asking him. But you're young. Y-y-you've got your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable. You gotta do it for grandpa, Morty. Y- (burps) you've got to put these seeds inside your butt.Jinx: he's right morty plus Powder has been on this pegging fetish for a while and it's not that bad plus if i go loose she's going to be a nightmare for a few days and nobody wants that so just take one for the teamRick: Come on, Morty. Please, Morty. You have to do it, Morty.Morty: Oh, man.[Cut to high school]Principal Vagina: The fact is, your son has attended this school for a total of seven hours over the last two months with jinx being only here for about 2 hours over 3 monthsBeth: What? Why didn't you notify us?Principal Vagina: I have been notifying you. Have you not been getting the messages I've been leaving with their grandfather?Jerry: Boom! Told you! In your face! He is ruining our children! Wait, what am I celebrating?Principal Vagina: Yeah, see, I thought something was fishy there, because it's usually Morty's grandpa that's taking him out of school.(they stop to see Summer and some other students, crying at an obituary for Frank)Beth: Summer?Summer: (sobs) What kind of God lets this happen?Principal Vagina: We had a little incident. A student was cut into pieces (chuckles) And there's no evidence that a asian student did it! Everyone wants to take this to a racial place. I won't let them.[Cut to Intergalactic Customs]Announcer: The glarp zone is for flarping and unglarping only.Alien: So, I told him, "give me the blimfarx," you know? This-this guy he doesn't understand interstellar currency.Alien: It's, like, I'm trying to eat a flimflam like, that's what we eat on Girvonesk.Announcer: The glarp zone is for flarping and unglarping only.Morty comes up to us , who is waiting in line to get through securityRick: I don't like it here. I can't abide bureaucracy. I don't like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?Morty: Yeah, Rick. Let's just get this over with, okay? I mean, these things are pointy. They hurt.Rick: That means they're good ones. You're a good kid, Morty. Those mega seeds are super valuable to my work. You've been a huge help to me. I'm gonna be able to do a-(burps) all kinds of things with them. It's gonna be great, Morty. A- (burps) all kinds of science.Jinx: plus you know you could have shoved them faced upside down right?aliens are going through security with a Gromflomite, letting them throughGromflomite: Okay, next through. (stops Morty) Except you. You go over there.Rick: Why does he have to go over there?Gromflomite: Random check. He's got to go through the new machine.Rick: What new- (burps) what new machine?Gromflomite: It's a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt.Rick: damn.... Run!I unsheath unholy and kill both Gromflomite which let us run though while another Gromflomite nearby hit a red button.Gromflomite: Red alert!A team of Gromflomite came out of nowhere and started shooting at us with me deflecting them either back at them or other random aliens. Rick then pushes a giant capsule with what looks like a giant fetus and it lands on a couple Gromflomite and slows the rest down. an alien is seen smoking a hookah and Morty runs past him and accidentally inhales the smoke from the hookah while Rick comes from behind and slaps the alien in the face, causing the alien to cry; he then coughs up a life form from the smoke and the lifeform starts running through the glarp zone and goes through the entire aging process from developing fetus to decomposing corpse, over the course of three secondsMorty: Aaaaah!Rick: Don't think about itWe then get cornered but morty activated his grapple shoes and seeing morty rick does the same but I made an ice staircase and got over the wall.Rick: Ooh! Oh, nice, Morty! The student becomes the teacher.I then heard buzzing behind me and I saw that the Gromflomite could actually fly and we started running faster since I was running low on energy from the mission me and Rick did earlier and didn't have time to refill for this one. Rick and Morty then fell off the roof and squished a alien to mush but ignored it and kept me moving and we finally reached the portal.Rick: I need to type in the coordinates to our home world, Morty.Cover me.he tosses Morty a gunMorty: Oh, man. I mean, you know, I-I don't want to shoot nobody.Rick: They're just robots, Morty! It's okay to shoot them! They're robotsJinx: yea stop be a bitch mortyMorty shoots a Glenn, blowing his leg off, and making blood gush out as he drops down in pain.Glenn: Aaaaah! My leg is shot off!Other Gromflomite: Glenn's bleeding to death! Someone call his wife and children!Morty: They're not robots, Rick!Rick: It's a figure of speech, Morty. They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them. Just keep shooting, Morty. You have no idea what prison is like hereJinx: yea morty rape is tradition here!Morty continues shooting the Gromflomites and even kills some innocent bystanders while Rick hacks into the portal to take them back homeMorty: Holy crap! This is insane!Rick opened the portal and told us to come on but before i left i grabbed the gun morty had then tweaked it to explode then threw at the Gromflomites then fell into the portal while flipping them off. The portal opens up in the lunchroom at school and Rick, Morty and Jinx land on the table where Jessica and her friends are eating and jinx gives a seductive wink to Tricia Lange who blushes and gave a flirty look back.Jessica: Wow. Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal?Morty: Uh, yeah. Well, you know, my-my Ferrari's in the shop. (nervously laughs) Just kidding.Jessica: You're Morty, right?Morty: Yeah.Rick grabs Morty and takes him way while i followed behind them while telling Tricia to come by later. We are then stopped by Jerry, Beth, and Principal Vagina.Jerry: Oh, look, honey. It's our sons with Albert Ein-douche.Beth: What?Jerry: I'm an angry father, not an improviser.Rick: Oh, hi, Jerry. Oh, my goodness, Morty! Jinx! What are you doing out of class? We talked about this. Your-your parents and I are very disappointed in-in this behavior... No? No takers?We cut to us all are back at home in the garage while Jerry and Beth start taking all his things and packing them up so he can move to the nursing homeRick: You guys should really not be touching that stuff. It's beyond your reasoning.Jerry: You're beyond our reasoning!Rick: Takes one to know one.Beth: Dad, how could you make my sons miss an entire semester of school? I mean, it's not like their a hot girls. they can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's..... I mean Jinx canJinx: thanks mom i take it as a complementBeth: no problem honeyRick: What what are you guys doing with my stuff?Beth: We're moving you to a nursing home.Rick: A nursing home? What are what are you, nuts? I'm a genius. I build robots for fun.Jerry: Well, now you can build baskets and watch Paul Newman movies on VHS and mentally scar the Boy Scouts every Christmas.Beth: What does that mean?Jerry: It's personal.Morty: Dad, mom, come on. Rick just needed my help is all.Jerry: Morty, stay out of this. You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own.Rick: What are you trying to say about Morty? That he's stupid or something?Beth: Oh, don't high-road us, dad. You know fully well that Morty is the last child that needs to be missing classes.Rick: I-I-I don't know what you mean by that. Can can can you be a little bit more specific?Jerry: Oh, for crying out—he's got some kind of disability or something. Is that what you want us to say?Morty: I do?Jerry: Well, duh doy, son. Look, I love you, Morty, but we both know you're not as fast as the other kids, espelly Jinx and if you want to compete in this world, you got to work twice as hard.Morty: Aw, geez, dad. Y-you know, that's a lot to drop on a kid all at once.Rick: Morty, t-tell your parents the square root of pi.Morty: Oh, come on, Rick. You know I can't.Rick: The square root of Pi, Morty. Go!Morty: 1.77245385... Whoa!Beth: What the hell?Jerry: (checks Morty's answer with calculator) Holy crap. He's right.Jinx: Morty, tell your parents the first law of Thermodynamics.Morty: "The increment in the internal energy of a system is equal to the increment of heat supplied to the system." Wow! I'm so smart!Jerry: But—Rick: I told the both of you that school is stupid. It's not how you learn things. Morty's a gifted child. He has a special mind. That's why he's mine and Jinx's little helper. He's like us. He's gonna be doing great science stuff later in his life. He's too smart for school. He needs to keep hanging out and helping me.Beth: Jerry, I don't want whatever's happening here to stop.Jerry: No, I-I understand. Uh, maybe we overreacted. But he has to keep going to school both of them.Jinx: first off jerry i'm literally getting paid by the government to not to go to school since it would cost more to test my answers in fucking china.Beth: Wait, is that how you got me a 3 week vacation to the caribbean?Jinx: yesRick: Okay, Jerry. You drive a hard bargain, but what am I supposed to do? Say no? You-you really wear the pants around here. I just want you to know, between us, from now on, it's gonna be clear communication.Summer butts in, crying over the death of FrankSummer: (crying) Frank Palicky was cut to death today!Rick: No idea what you're talking about. (Summer leaves, crying)Jerry: Okay. Well, uh, Morty, it's your bedtime in an hour. Don't stay upall night again. This is good, though. This can work. I think we can be a family and now, Beth, if you'll have me, I would love to have you.Beth: You know what? Okay.she and Jerry leaveMorty: Holy cow, Rick. I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter.Rick: Full disclosure, Morty it's not. Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the mega seeds dissolving in your rectal cavity.Morty: Aw, man.Rick: Yeah, and once those seeds wear off, you're gonna lose most of your motor skills, and you're also gonna lose a significant amount of brain functionality for 72 hours, Morty.Starting right about now.Morty: Ohh, man. (losing consciousness) Oh, geez! Ohh.Morty drops to the ground and starts moaning as he has a seizure.Rick: I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come and I needed those seeds real bad, and I had to give them up just to get your parents off my back, so now we're gonna have to go get more. (excitedly looks down upon him, telling him about their future adventures) And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty and you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty, because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important, and they'll tear us apart, Morty but if you stick with me and jinx, were gonna accomplish great things, Morty, and you're gonna be part of them, and together, we're gonna run around, Morty. We're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you, me and jinx Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick, Morty and Jinx. Rick, Morty and Jinx and their adventures, Morty. Rick, Morty and Jinx forever and forever. Morty's things. Me and Rick, Morty and Jinx running around, and Rick, Morty and Jinx time. All day long, forever. All a hundred days. Rick, Morty and Jinx forever 100 times. Over and over, rickandmortyadventures.com. All 100 years. Every minute, rickandmorty.com/ Jinx.