Tonight's wind was boisterous!
Inside the house, snoring echoed continuously.
Ren Shen slept soundly beside Lin Fan.
The evil rooster crouched in a corner, its body curled up, tears in the corners of its eyes. The heartache came quickly. Although being an undercover agent was undignified, it shouldn't be this undignified.
Being bullied by humans was one thing.
But being bullied by this newcomer… its heart felt as if it had been sliced by a knife.
A piercing pain.
Even the warmth of the night felt much colder.
The evil rooster clenched its wings, admonishing itself not to lose heart, to be strong, to strive, not to despair because of a temporary setback. The road ahead was still long.
Even more despair was yet to come.
If it couldn't even bear this, how could it have the face to call itself an evil hero?
Thinking of this, the evil rooster felt a little better.
August 6th!
Another beautiful day.
Liu Ying had become a celebrity in the special department.
Everywhere he went, people pointed and whispered.
They laughed at him for drinking bathwater, and he laughed at them for being ignorant.
In the conference room.
"Let me introduce you to a new friend, Ren Shen." Lin Fan grandly introduced Ren Shen to One-Eyed Man and the others.
One-Eyed Man looked at Ren Shen curiously.
The world was full of wonders.
A walking, talking ginseng wasn't the strangest thing. Damn, these bizarre things always happened to other people, never to them.
"Hello everyone, my name is Ren Shen. If you respect me, you can call me Brother Shen."
Ren Shen stood on the table, arms crossed. These were small scenes, just getting acquainted, no need to make a fuss.
Lin Daoming muttered, "A bit of a show-off."
Master Yongxin put his hands together and chanted a Buddhist prayer.
When they learned that Lin Fan had brought Ren Shen back from Changbai Mountain, they were all very curious. Their first impression was… this ginseng was definitely not ordinary.
"Ahem!" One-Eyed Man smiled. "Could you cut off a root for me to study?"
His idea was simple: no matter what it was, as long as they could study it, it was fine.
Ren Shen was stunned upon hearing this.
"Are you kidding me?"
I treat you as my master's friends, but you want to dissect me? My previous master was right, if I don't find a good home, I really might get killed.
Even my master's friends want to dissect me, let alone others.
One-Eyed Man smiled, not expecting Ren Shen to react so strongly.
"Just kidding."
"If you're kidding, don't say it. I'm scared."
Ren Shen acted very cowardly, pretending to be frightened and hiding behind Lin Fan. The evil rooster looked at Ren Shen with contempt. What a wimp.
Lin Fan stroked Ren Shen's head.
"Don't scare my friends."
One-Eyed Man was helpless. The easiest person to deal with was Lin Fan, but the most difficult person to deal with was also Lin Fan. He was truly a paradox.
The meeting adjourned!
Lin Daoming followed behind Lin Fan and the others.
He felt like he was the most pathetic person in the special department. As a powerful and authentic Maoshan Daoist, the Dao tree didn't acknowledge him. Every day he just watched Liu Haichan happily cultivate and improve rapidly, which made him anxious.
He really wanted to say to Lin Fan… Brother Lin, can you take me under your wing?
But he couldn't say it.
He didn't have the thick skin of that bald donkey Yongxin.
Ren Shen was in a good mood. Life was good. Living in a cave for so long had been lonely, and now, the good times had finally arrived.
He knew Lin Fan was a good person, worth following, and his strength was also strong, definitely able to protect him.
Very reliable.
Thinking of happy things, Ren Shen pulled open the crotch of his pants, and a piece of excrement rolled down, landing softly and stickily on the ground.
Silently and unnoticed.
No one noticed that Ren Shen could even poop while walking.
A very impressive skill.
Lin Daoming stopped, looked down at the soft thing, and fell into deep thought. What was it?
If… he hadn't seen wrong just now…
This thing seemed to have come out of Ren Shen's pants.
"What is this thing?"
He still couldn't believe it was Ren Shen's poop.
He had never heard of ginseng pooping.
Lin Daoming squatted down and looked carefully. Perhaps he had figured something out. He extended his hand, slowly reaching towards the soft, unknown object.
But… just as he was about to touch it…
He stopped.
"Is it really shit?"
This question truly stumped Lin Daoming, who had been navigating society for decades.
Everyone has curiosity.
Children's curiosity is the most exuberant.
It becomes more stable in adulthood.
In old age, it returns to its roots, and childlike curiosity erupts completely.
He closed four fingers, leaving one extended, and his movement resembled dipping a scallion in soybean paste. He lightly touched the substance, brought his finger to his nose, and sniffed carefully.
No smell.
Not even a bit of stink.
Then, Lin Daoming made an even bolder move. He put his finger in his mouth and tasted it. Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and a strange sensation spread throughout his body.
Having cultivated to this realm, he was already very familiar with every subtle change in his body.
This was the feeling of power surging.
"Just as I thought, this is really good stuff."
Lin Daoming grabbed all the stuff stuck to the ground, stuffed it into his mouth, and wiped it clean, leaving nothing behind. Absolutely no waste.
In an instant, he sat cross-legged.
A powerful aura emanated from his body.
The commotion was quite significant.
One-Eyed Man and the others were startled and rushed out to see Lin Daoming cultivating.
"Holy shit! He's on drugs!"
Master Yongxin almost couldn't hold back his shout.
Liu Haichan's face remained calm, but his flickering eyes revealed that his heart was not at peace. Everyone else could break through, but he didn't want Lin Daoming to break through.
The two of them had been secretly competing for a long time.
After a long while, Lin Daoming took a deep breath, his spirit and energy reached their peak, and his strength greatly increased.
"How did you break through?" One-Eyed Man asked.
Lin Daoming certainly couldn't say, I ate the stuff stuck to the ground. Instead, he said, "I had a sudden realization, a unity with heaven and earth, and I broke through in a mysterious way. Ultimately, this has a lot to do with my talent. Keep up the good work, goodbye."
He left quickly.
His steps were light and swift.
He was already too arrogant to stay.
"Damn!"
"Damn!"
"Damn!"
One-Eyed Man and the others could only offer one word to Lin Daoming.
Look at you, showing off.
There's no place for you here anymore.
Under the cross-river bridge, on the green grass.
Lin Fan and Old Zhang lay on the grass, looking at the blue sky, enjoying the gentle breeze.
"One of my and Old Zhang's favorite places."
"Doesn't it feel comfortable?"
Lin Fan liked a peaceful life, living with the people he liked, and since he arrived at the Qingshan Mental Hospital, he had been living with Old Zhang.
At this moment, they held hands, reaching towards the sky, as if trying to grasp something.
"I really like our current life," Old Zhang said.
Lin Fan said, "Me too."
Ren Shen watched them, filled with memories. His former two masters were also so loving.
What am I thinking?
Two old men, there's no love there, it's friendship, a transcendental friendship.
Just then, a boisterous voice came.
"Erdan, believe me, our future is bright, we will definitely have our own house."
"Brother Zhou, I believe you."
This caught Lin Fan's attention.
It turned out to be Wang Erdan and Zhou Hu, accompanied by Gegewu and Hudanwu.
They were gradually reaching the peak of their lives. Although they were still on the journey, they were not far from the destination and could see hope.
Their old van had long been replaced with a new commercial vehicle.
Not much money.
Just over 200,000.
They were dressed formally in designer clothes, a shirt costing over a thousand. For them, it was just a drizzle.
"Hi, hello."
Lin Fan waved to them, still remembering them.
"Who?"
Zhou Hu was startled. He and Erdan were here expressing their ambitions and envisioning the future, and suddenly a voice came, which was really scary. They almost lost their lives from fright.
Looking closely, they looked familiar.
Then he thought… Holy crap, it's them.
The two groups looked at each other.
Gegewu was always so trendy, his green hair highlighting his evil aura.
The evil rooster stared at Gegewu.
It didn't expect to see this big fool again.
Hudanwu was a powerful being from the Starry Sky Clan, a young master of unknown origin. After falling to this planet, he hit his head and was adopted by them. With his handsomeness, he attracted the pursuit of many rich women, allowing Zhou Hu and the others to live a happy and fulfilling life.
Even Gegewu benefited from Hudanwu's fortune, having three meals a day, each with high-quality fatty meat.
"Hello."
Zhou Hu was rather afraid of Lin Fan, mainly because Lin Fan was too strong. He had seen him slay evil creatures like cutting tofu, effortlessly and without any difficulty.
Therefore, he was very enthusiastic when greeting him.
"Long time no see," Lin Fan said.
Zhou Hu said, "Yes."
"Huh, where's your old van?" Lin Fan asked.
Zhou Hu said with a hint of pride, "We've been doing pretty well recently, made a little money, so we changed the car."
"Oh."
Lin Fan was happy that they were doing well. He hoped everyone would live a good life.
At this time, the evil rooster and Gegewu were communicating. As fellow evil beings, they had a lot in common.
However, in front of Gegewu, the evil rooster's status was a bit low.
Gegewu didn't even look at it directly.
This made the evil rooster's mentality a bit broken. Being bullied by humans was fine, being bullied by Ren Shen was fine, but it didn't expect to be bullied by this green-haired stinky gorilla. It was really too much.
Zhou Hu didn't have much to say to Lin Fan.
He felt a sense of retreat.
After all, they had kidnapped Xiaobao before, which would always be a stain on them. Whenever they thought of the kidnapping, they thought of squatting in the toilet.
If they had met Hudanwu earlier and gotten him in touch with rich women sooner, how could their lives have been so miserable? But fortunately, God had always been watching over them, and the good times had come.
The phone rang.
Zhou Hu answered the call. It was from a rich woman asking them to come unclog her drain. Because their business was very popular, the waiting list was already a month long.
The rich woman paid 30,000 yuan to jump the queue.
Making money was that easy.