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- Status Window -
Name : Cairo Kempton
Age: 27
Male
Personal Ability: ???
Str: 6
Agi: 4
Dex: 5
Int: 5
Points: 0
Coins: 0
Titles: God of games [lvl.1] (rank: ???)
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In his bedroom Cairo was face to face with a real status window. What could this mean? What is happening?
As he tried to gather his thoughts another notice came:
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-Notice-
New mission: Defeat 20 goblins in the allotted time.
1 hour
Penalty upon failure: Death
Reward: Weapon of your choice
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Instantly Cairo knew what he must do. His instincts told him that this is real, very real.
He rushed toward the kitchen to find a nice sharp knife and a pan.
A sound of footsteps came from outside. It grew ever so louder...
"Shop" Cairo chanted on instinct and a window appeared Infront of him.
"Sell this kitchen Knife" he placed it into the slot.
A notice came again telling him that he now earned 50 coins for a Basic F-rank Kitchen Knife.
"Buy, [low-tier Flame essence]" a vile full of fire appeared before him.
With his other 20 coins he bought the F-rank skill, Enhancement. It allows the user to enhance tools to gain certain attributes.
"Combine [Pan] with [Low-tier Flame essence]"
As the two items combined one could see the shadow of a goblin at the window.
[Items combined]
[You have acquired : Pan of a Master Chef (D)]
[You have obtained the title: "Daddy's Hungry" all stats increase by 0.5 for every successful hit you give to an enemy's vitals when title is activated]
[Pan of a Master Chef (D) effects: Delicious pain- Make your enemy taste the wrath of this thick pan handle. Str +1/ Dex +2]
As a poor, innocent , unsuspecting goblin opened the door, he was sent flying.
["Sensational"] the system chimed in.
As the goblins staggered to it's feet another sound effect plays:
[Finish him!]
As Cairo unleased the special skill of the Pan - [Delicious Pain], he struck the goblin on his head.
Str +0.5
Agi +0.5
Dex +0.5
Int +0.5
Toot~ a fart resounded.
Soon after came the stench of death, Cairo couldn't help but cover his nose.
Fartality indeed. This b*tch tried to stink bomb him.
[The stench is deadly~] the system resounded
WTF is wrong with this system?
Cairo managed to muster up all his strength and finally beat the goblin. He left some toilet paper behind for it to wipe it's dirty ass, and not be pollution to the community.
[New title acquired: The gentleman- Gain the charisma stat, +10 Cha points]
Yes, This guy was a real green life matters activist.
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- Status Window -
Name : Cairo Kempton
Age: 27
Male
Personal Ability: ???
Str: 6.5
Agi: 4.5
Dex: 5.5
Int: 5.5
Cha: 10
Points: 0
Coins: 0
Titles: God of games [lvl.1] (rank: ???)
Daddy's Hungry[lvl.1] (rank:D)
The gentleman [lvl.1] (rank:C)
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After that it was simple goblin hunting...