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Chapter 23 - Kakashi: Damn! It’s so disgusting! The world of two men is hard to understand!

"Rustle, rustle!"

After a fierce attack by Hashirama Senju, he successfully removed the armor worn by Uchiha Madara.

As he went deeper, his pupils suddenly shrank.

"Aban...Aban, the person engraved on your chest...isn't it me?"

When Uchiha Madara saw the other party's astonished expression, he knew that the secret was completely exposed.

"Yes, it's you! Are you satisfied?"

Hearing this, Senju Hashirama recovered from his surprise and grinned.

"Aban, it seems that even though you yell at me on the surface, you still care about me deep down."

"Tsk, who would care about such a thick-skinned person?" Uchiha Madara curled his lips.

"Now that the secret is out, you can go take a bath with me without worry, right?" asked Hashirama Senju.

"I'll put on my bathrobe first." Uchiha Dalmatian nodded, then he thought for a moment and warned: "Dazhu, the fact that you forcibly stripped me of my clothes just now is a secret between the two of us, you'd better not tell anyone else."

"If I find out there's a third person who knows about this, you'd better check if there's any good feng shui spot in the boss's field so I can dig a hole and bury you!"

"Do you understand?"

"I understand, I understand!"

Senju Hashirama shrank his neck and nodded rapidly, fearing that if he spoke any later, Uchiha Madara would bury him.

Just at this moment.

There were sounds of running footsteps coming from outside the room.

The people who came were none other than Kakashi's team.

The room they came to was Uchiha Madara's.

After Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and Uzumaki Naruto arrived at the room, their eyes widened and their mouths opened wide enough to fit two salted duck eggs!

Because when Hashirama Senju removed Uchiha Madara's armor, he kept taking off his clothes.

So -

When outsiders saw this scene, their brains couldn't help but think that Hashirama Senju was planning something bad to Uchiha Madara!

Lust at the sight of beauty! Evil thoughts in mind!

What shocked the three of them was that these were two grown men!

Kakashi: "What the hell! What did I see? It's too hot for the eyes!"

Uzumaki Naruto: "Kakashi-sensei, what are these two grown men doing? Why are they moving so strangely?"

Uchiha Sasuke: "Damn it, I really regret coming to the hot spring. I should have practiced and tried to kill that man as soon as possible!"

At this moment, Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha saw the three people who suddenly arrived, and both of them showed surprise on their faces.

Especially Uchiha Madara.

He looked at Senju Hashirama who was still being intimate with him, the corners of his mouth twitched and his face fell.

His entire face darkened instantly.

Senju Hashirama looked at Uchiha Madara, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and his body trembled violently.

Just now I swore to myself that I would not let anyone else know, but who would have thought that I would be slapped in the face so soon!

And it was seen by three people at once.

Senju Hashirama's mouth trembled as he asked cautiously, "Aban, do you think it's too late for me to look for a Feng Shui treasure land now?"

"Big Pillar, I think you should think about how to write your will now!" Uchiha Madara's eyelids twitched wildly and he answered coldly.

Hearing this, Hashirama Senju's pupils shrank, he swallowed hard and put on an apologetic smile.

"Aban, Aban, calm down first and cool down your anger."

At this moment, Kakashi noticed that the atmosphere was not right and laughed dryly at the two people in front of him.

"Well...I won't disturb your good time."

As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately grabbed Uzumaki Naruto with his left hand and Uchiha Sasuke with his right hand and quickly left here.

"Kakashi-sensei, are we just leaving like this?"

Uzumaki Naruto scratched his head and asked curiously.

"Naruto, you don't understand the world of adults, especially the world of two men. You don't understand it at all. Let's leave quickly."

Kakashi explained seriously.

Then he left with the two students.

Hashirama Senju smacked his lips when he heard what Kakashi said.

"Very insightful! Not many people will understand the world of two men."

As he said this, he looked at Uchiha Madara beside him and grinned.

"Especially the relationship between me and Ah Ban, how can outsiders possibly understand it?"

Uchiha Madara's mouth twitched and he kicked Senju Hashirama on the butt.

"Hashi hot mom! Get the hell out of my way!"

"Ouch!" Senju Hashirama flew backwards, holding his butt with his right hand and wailing, yelling, "Motor! Why did you kick me?!"

"Hashi hot mom! I think you are a piece of shit!" Uchiha Madara said with a dark face: "Didn't you understand what that white-haired boy said?"

"What?" Senju Hashirama scratched his head in confusion.

"What the white-haired boy means is that the two of us men..." Uchiha Madara clasped his hands together and gestured back and forth.

When Hashirama Senju saw this, he immediately thought of something, his eyes widened and his face turned red.

"Shit! Can this be true? Is that what the white-haired guy really meant?"

"What do you think?"

Uchiha Madara said with contempt.

He let out a long breath and said, "Besides the three of them, I don't want anyone else to know our secret. Do you understand?"

"I understand!" Senju Hashirama nodded repeatedly.

He knew it in his heart.

Uchiha Madara said he wanted to bury himself, but it was just what he said in anger.

At this time, Uchiha Madara looked in the direction where Kakashi left with a serious expression.

"Big Pillar, did you notice it just now?"

Hearing the other party talking about serious matters, Senju Hashirama changed from his previous carefree attitude to serious.

He also looked in the direction Kakashi left and nodded.

"Well, I found it."

Then, he grinned and said, "I didn't expect that such a dangerous tailed beast like the Nine-Tails would be sealed in a child. This is a bit beyond my expectation."

Immediately afterwards, Hashirama Senju frowned again.

"However, this blond kid is not an ordinary person. He seems to have the blood of the Uzumaki clan in his body."

Uchiha Madara nodded and said:

"If the Kyuubi was sealed inside an ordinary child."

"I'm afraid there's a high chance that the tailed beast will go berserk."

"But it's different with the blood of the Uzumaki clan."

"It can use the huge amount of chakra to better suppress the tailed beast from running wild."

Senju Hashirama on the side nodded in agreement.

Then, he tilted his head to look at Uchiha Madara and said, "By the way, besides the blond boy, the cool-looking boy seems to be a member of your Uchiha clan."

"Yes." Uchiha Madara nodded, "He should be what the boss said, the last Uchiha clan member in Konoha Village, Uchiha Sasuke."

"Aban, don't you want to go meet your clansmen and talk?" asked Hashirama Senju with a smile.

"Forget it, let's not go to meet. Maybe we'll have a chance to meet again in the future." Uchiha Madara waved his hand indifferently.

"Okay." Senju Hashirama nodded with a smile and said, "Let's go and take a hot spring bath."