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The Skibidi Secrets

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Chapter 1 - Retpach 1 - The Rizzler

In a world where skibidi and tax collectorss don't goon, our rizzler, despite being the King of the skibidi Kin, stumbled upon an tax defender of Humanity.

He edged aggressively as he saw the gooner being gooned before gta 6 so bro hit da baby and went home.

'what in a skibidi is this?" Said the skibidi king as he started jelqing.

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Once upon a rizzing district called ohio lived sigma who was known for his rizzing lightskin stare

One day when he was edging across alpha street

He noticed pack of sigmas edgemaxxing their gyat

He rizzed and said „erm what the sigma"

This was kinda kickin

So they were W with it.

After this gyat encounter he hit the griddy that shook the boundaries of ohio

This skibidi story reached ohio final boss who said 'oi oi oi this betas think they edge but all they do is goon"

So he left the skibidithrone and hit the rizz dance

The dance truly jelqing the limits of ohio and the mewing streak so chizzeled

There was a rumor ohio final boos reached skibidihood

That's why they feared the ending of his edging streak

A gyat to be reckoned with

As the sigma approached rizz dancing ohio final boss

He for the first time in million years ending his mewing streak

And said 'english or spanish?'

This question arose the intensity of baby gronk

To which ohio final boss responded '"english'

As this words edged across ohio

Every sigma and beta were rizzed